Is everybody ready for some NIL-fueled FITBAW?? I fuckin’ thought so.
West By God Virginia (+7.5) at Pittsburgh (7:00, ESPN)
A great (read: hate-filled) rivalry gets re-ignited. Suffer along with WCS, not sure anyone in the Clubhouse has positive fee-fees for JV Yinzers? Anyway, this is way too many points. Fuckers du Cousins has a quartered back this year, and that will make all the difference.
Central Michigan (+21.5) at BDSM State (7:00, FS1)
The orange paddles will be out for our MACtion heroes, and I have a weird notion that we could see a competitive matchup here. Or maybe I am just rationalizing again. FUCK YOU, I support NC State AND Everton, defense mechanisms are all that keep me alive.
Paedo State (-3.5) at Purdue (8:00, Fox)
Man, an opening week road favoUrite in West Lafayette? Homey don’t play that. Purdue Pete brings back quite a bit, at least on offense, and they’ll be jacked up as fuck. You have to imagine that every B1G coach hates James Franklin with a white-hot passion. Much like Josh McDaniels, he just oozes “that guy” vibes.
Louisiana Tech (+20) at Missouri (8:00, ESPNU)
Just in case you need a 4th fixture, Louisiana Tech can be a meddlesome foe, even against much stronger programs than Mizzourah. I’d be sad to see Eli Drinkwitz catch the express train to Sackville, but that’s life in the SEC for ya. It just means MOAR, rite??
This has been a great game. Do they normally start on Thursdays? Plusis Purdue and Pedo St a B1G game? I thought that these schools scheduled Devry and Uni of Phoenix to fatten up their numbers.
yes, is conference tilt for Purdue and yes, JV likes to have games 5 days in a row LaboUr Day weekend (at least past 3-ish seasons)
“And they’re taking him to the WVU Medical Tent, sponsored by Leeches ‘R Us…”
2nd and 6, down by a TD and approaching 2:00 left, WVU turns to the running game.
As someone who roots for a team coached by Mike McCarthy I can already tell you how this ends.
Inbrededly?
39-38 or 37-38?
Yes
They both signaled fair catch. Good correction.
Now maybe WVU’s coach will give the ball back.
At my in-laws’ for the next four days. Gonna need more booze.
We should live stream a drinking game during an Alabama game. Shots for TDs and beer/cider chugs for plays over 40 yards. We will be FUCKED up!
Haven’t seen a West Virginia receiver fuck up that bad since the female cousin forgot to take her birth control.
“Cousin? Sister too fast for you, pussy?”
They use birth control in that state? Color me shocked.
I do have to concede that Pitt upsetting WVU 13-9 a few years ago allowed UConn to back into the Fiesta Bowl, where they were slaughtered like hogs by Oklahoma but still, Fiesta Bowl!
SUDDEN CHANGE!
I just assume everyone is watching the Fresno State game. TD!
Also, BrittFar in legal trouble and I am okay with that.
/grows tumescent
On the one hand I don’t approve of drilling people in the head with your helmet. On the other hand Pitt’s devious subterfuge contributed greatly to the demise of the original Big East and UConn’s years in the wilderness so fuck ’em, go head hunt with impunity.
That’s a very long and convoluted way to say, “Go Mountaineers!”
Meh. Not like WVU stuck around either.
oh look a guy can’t let go of the past sins of a northeast thing what are you Mary Jo Kopechne’s unborn fetus?
/makes gurgling sounds, as though underwater
Backdoor Brawl is pretty entertaining!
Balls reviewing adult films on another site?
On the movie set, they set couches on fire to kill the crabs
If I was a coach, Id tell my players to blame the media for targeting penalties.
“Well you know it was a bang-bang play and i was just trying to play hard out there so some crock of shit journalist would write something good about me and how high my ‘motor’ is you know?”
What up, naggers?
apparently Revanchist could only get a semi trying to crank one out at Wal-Mart
Who among us?
How does the DEFENSE commit an illegal block??
Carefully?
Depends on the point spread.
Went to Walmart for the first time in a long time. Let me tell you, friends and foe (you know who you are), they rearranged the place. Aisles got smaller again. And, yet, a much smaller selection of everything they have to offer. And the groceries were all too damn high, just like the rent.
The only upside was this was still one of the best trips I have had to a Walmart in a decade. I was miserable, but way less miserable than a normal trip there. The card machine for paying asked me to rate my visit. I put a 3 star out of 5, based on the place not being a complete shithole like it normally is.
That said, won’t be going back any time soon.
Last time I went half the checkouts were broken and old people were taking forever on the others. And I almost ran over several pepole in the parking lot most of which I think were drug addicts.
Yes. That is 3 star for Walmart.
Did you get murdered? Quit yer bitchin’, sheesh!
Sup
Thanks to ED, only half of us here.
*cries in corner
My excuse is I’m having my refractory period.
It’s real turn-off.
4th and 30? JV NFL BLITZ!
I caught the very end of the Witch Doctor bounty fight post-gig. Poor [loser of fight], always so close but yet so far.
We really need to come up with a good insider trading scam or some shit, so work stops interfering with your passion for fighting robots.
BattleBots doesn’t let me wear a shtreimel!
Yet.
Daniels probably don’t need his right shoulder that much, eh?
Kedon Slovis is the dumbest name, ain’t it?
It’s so White, it’s emitting gamma rays.
Color Commentator: “You know its always a bad sign when a young man from Penn State is forced into the locker….”
(feed is cut; hastily written Technically Difficulties sign is held up)
Ah, family. You gotta love them and the stress polyps they create.
I thought that was Bungles ‘ jorb for you. You can’t catch a break.
I blame Hippo.
Don’t worry, so does Other Hippo
I’m on pill #6, Hippo. The knee doesn’t hurt anymore, colors can feel me, scotch tastes like prune juice, I want to fry six eggs for no reason.
Game Recognize Game!
“It’s unhealthy to take pills that suppress your appetite like that.” – Coach Reid
Anybody had a fantasy draft yet? I had my first last night, in a 12 team league with the 8th pick I started Henry/Adams/Allen and was pretty happy.
I have done zero draft prep, but I’d be damned happy with that as a base.
I liked my results. I’ve got a receiver crew from the Gods.
That’s a great start. I had one last weekend, picked 4th out of 12, and started with Kupp/Javonte/Conner. 1st pick took CMC which is a hell of a gamble.
Isn’t CMC who Yahoo had as the #1 pick?
No idea honestly, but no thanks.
They had him #2. Taylor was#1.
Doing one tomorrow and running the first tee at my course at the same time. Taking slacker to a whole new level!
I got Mahomes/ChildAbuser/James Conner
I think that was a stretch for Adrian Peterson.
it is ALL coming up WCS tonite!
(perhaps spoke too soon)
I’m here from the future. You did.
Purdue just managed three separate JV BLEERGHs on the same play. That’s GOOD SEPTEMBRIN!
DERPTACULAR ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Burden is going to be FUUUUUUUUUUUN. Taking that ball away from the defender there was very impressive.
Also, Kansas just added a year to their FB coach, who went 2-10 last year. Kansas football! Feel the ineptitude!
I would very much like to see Drinkwitz succeed. I loved him as the Wolven Sort OC.
Yeah he’s a sharp dude. I think they win at least 8 this year.
God help me, I am considering NM State v. Minny-SEW-ta as an entertainment option
Perhaps you should look back to mid-June and consider what your sports-watching options were?
We could go back to 2020 where Hippo and I text argued about Belarusian futbol clubs and Honduran ones I think. FC SLUTSK was a wagon!
Yep, Belarus y Honduras. That was IT.
A fly just flew in my wine. DAY RUINED.
“I too know the pain of having your day ruined by the actions of a common housefly.” – Mike Pence
Or bee – Doug Ford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2zD5NElxfs
Wine + protein, good call
It’s like rrrrrraaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn……
I’m hoping I make it to the end of this Mizzou game – freaking sinus infection is wiping me out. After COVID it is not fun
methinks the competitive portion is indeed done, and GET WELL DAD
Yeah, 3 first half picks are not a sign you’ll have a competitive contest. And THANKS SON!
I was going to make a ‘kissing your sister’ joke about the halftime score of WV/Pitt but Pornhub is way ahead of me and has been for a few years.
WCS – do y’all have a new OC? I like the playcalling.
Graham Harrell, he of Texas Tech fame, and former Troi Boi OC.
Lookit me, making an observation that wasn’t complete pill-addled lunacy!
/I blame having eaten actual food for dinner
No Arizona State in Herm’s farewell season?
They’ll PLAY to WIN the GAME no doubt.
What is football?
not exacty FITBAW yet
I was offline last night, but rest assured, I enjoyed every minute of Sarah Palin crashing and burning in her home state. It was beautiful.
Harley Quinn is being wasted on HBO Max. This last episode is one of the best Batman things I’ve ever watched.
Just watched it. Absolutely LOVE this series!
Btw, Bane is so funny on this show!!
@Horatio – Draft idea: Funniest animated characters.
Wait. WCS is a Yinzer but went to WVU? How is this the 1st time I have realized this????
All those places are just the next train exit. Stick a New Jersey mafia lieutenant next to a Pittsburgh abortion clinic doctor — I can’t tell the difference.
It happens. We don’t like to talk about it.
WCS gon’ let out a royal yell. BUHLEE DAT
/sounds like you have at least 70% of the crowd
Teevee said 75 miles between Pitt and WV, do you think there are more teeth or meth cook sites in that distance?
Push.
Meth sites as teeth don’t grow back
Do burned out meth sites count?
Hmm if there are burned up Jethro’s then I guess that counts as something being cooked
Field-based Goals should only be allowed in the 4th quarter, and possibly after any fair catch as a free kick.
You should get 4 or 5 points for those fair catch free kicks. Hippo wants MOAR
Imagine how annoyed West By God’s hot cousins are, having to wait for the half to get fingerbanged.
That’s what pregame is for.
I thought that was foreplay (pill ingestion)?
No the pill ingestion is the day after.
Giants just released Blake “The Tackling Machine”* Martinez and there is much hand-wringing. He’s a slow, competent linebacker-that’s it. As I suspected, the new regime is emphasizing speed at the position rather than run-stopping ability. About time.
*4 to 6 yards beyond the line of scrimmage
I had forgot that both QBs was Troi Boiz castaways
These pain pills are a great ride-I think Hippo just might be on to something here.
like the kids say, Ball Don’t Lie
Oh, there’s a game happening?
I was thinking that this would be a WCS/GumbySquirrel Derby. Am I mistaken?
Gumbygirl went to UAB. Like the rest of the galaxy, she doesn’t care about Pitt, either.
Blazey-poo take on mighty Alabama A&M at 8p, somehow also nationally televised (CBSSN)
I don’t have a tv up here!
Erm, wrong. Grandfathers, dad, mom, sister, all went to Pitt.
It wasn’t a Picasso, but it was nice to see Man United win again. It’s incredibly stupid that the fans over there didn’t keep up their protesting momentum because they didn’t sign another mid. This will prove to be problematic as Erickson is already looking fatigued.
ten Hag knows what he is doing, that’s a good first step. And hey, all wins are pink in the dark.