Did you have a productive day? I didn’t. (aside from a walk, which totally counts, by the way) But that’s neither here nor there, I wonder why I even brought it up.
Narrator: “He brought it up because he’s trying to get to the 250 word minimum.”
To The Game!
Steelers/Fins:
-Renowned Shit Disturber* Brian Flores is back in town in Miami, doing the coachspeak thing like saying, “I’ve moved on”, and “I’m focused on winning”. (there is a civil suit still going, right?)
*according to the suits at NFL Headquarters
-A groggy and totally dazed Tua WHO IS COMPLETELY FINE, BY THE WAY will be trotted out this evening. Will he die? Probably not.
-Sticky Pickett: Despite Truth Biscuit coming in and saving the day last week, the young rook qb will get the start.
-Points are hard to come by in Pittsburgh these days-Najee is struggling as undrafted Jaylen Warren gains ground and the O is generating an average of 16.2 points per game.
-That’s not good given that the D is surrendering 20 per tilt.
-The Steelers are finding out the hard way that it’s not a good year to be playing the AFC East. They’ve lost winnable games against the Pats and the Jets and had their doors blown off by the Bills. Will it be a clean sweep?
-That Pitt D does have some pieces coming back but still no T.J. Watt. Still, they were able to generate enough of a pass rush to get Brady flustered.
-If the Fins get the W they will be 9-1 in their last 10 home games. You don’t usually think of their stadium as a tough place to play.
Type away.
What would be hilarious is if NYCFC wins the MLS Cup. Even if it’s MLS, that would be two “championships” to one in this home stadium.
/Okay, for the much lesser footy team it’s half a home stadium.
It’s not often I root for a team from Philadelphia, but it’s also not often that said team is playing a team that Ted Cruz pretends to root for.
Who actually votes for that jackass?
Today October 23rd is my birthday.
I was born in 1961.
I walked 5 miles today and felt the sun on my face and sang along with the music on my Ipod.
I am 6 foot 3 and weigh 210 pounds.
My blood levels, sugar, liver, kidneys, lipids are baseline perfect.
My cholesterol level is 129.
I am primed.
I am ready.
The state of yeah right is STRONG.
What you got world that I haven’t handled already?
BRING IT!
Congrats on your latest lap around Sol.
A roof leak? Taco Bell IBS? Herpes? Armpit crabs? Am I close?
Armpit crabs. Those Mormons are whacky as fuck!
Good for you! I’m a year older. My numbers are ok, but I could lose a few lbs. Gumby had a good report from his latest bloodwork. He’s diabetic, but his A1C was around 6, which is outstanding. A few months ago, it was 11, so we’re doing something right, yay! We were swimming every day, but our pool isn’t heated, and I am too damn old to deal with cold water. We need to look into the local pools, this place is called Desert Hot Springs for a reason! We used to soak our old butts at the hot springs in Bozeman, and we loved it. Happy Damn Birthday Yeah Right, you are awesome!
We are watching The School for Good and Evil and they are pricking all the students’ fingers without sterilizing the blade.
They should call this show The School for Blood-Borne Diseases like Hepatitis and HIV.
Bang that trashcan Astros.
I can’t really root for any of these fucking teams.
Now it’s in the hands of Philadelphia.
https://www.theonion.com/horrified-pope-calls-philadelphia-humanity-s-greatest-s-1819578276
THESE YANKEES I CALL THEM THE FLOOR IN MY HOUSE WHEN ALL OUR VACUUMS ARE BROKEN BECAUSE THEY GOT SWEPT.
Finally got to watch the end of the game. I haven’t seen Holland savagely take something away like that since the annexation of Suriname
….why am I watching baseball?
Based on the 2nd Half of Carnegies/Fins, you’re probably desperate for scoring?
Probably better to watch some porn in that case
I can’t fault either of these ideas.
Great news! It’s not going to be on for awhile.
Saw a lot of black Cardinals Tyrann Mathieu jerseys at the state fair last night.
Too bad he’s on the Saints.
Alright, I’m home. Did Tua’s “back” flare up again?
It’s gonna be those voices in his back that are going to tell him to butcher his wife, daughter, and pooch about four months from now.
Sinister Whisper: “Kill them all. They are holding you back. You can win another Super Bowl.”
Tua’s Brain: “‘Another’?”
Sinister Whisper: “Yeah? Is this Tom Brady’s subconscious?”
Tua’s Brain: “No, I’m Tua Tagovailoa’s subconscious.”
Sinister Whisper: “Oh, I’m so embarassed. Stay healthy and Roll Tide!”
Tua’s Brain: “No problem! Honest mistake!”
Anyone want to pick me up at Dulles?
On December 22nd? Sure!
Let me know how long you’ll be in town. Our Xmas plans are still up in the air.
I fly back to SF on Xmas day, get in on the 22nd not super late, but after sundown so I’m getting a hotel instead of heading to my parents right away. Def up for doing something, been wanting to go to the torpedo factory, haven’t been there since I was a kid
I feel like one of the major underrated benefits of names that are anti-person is that even when the guy’s name gets a big black eye years later (Brett Favre), it doesn’t reject negatively on you. You’re the like the guy who was right all along.
It didn’t take a genius to know Brett Favre is a piece of shit, but also I’m a genius.
“Sure! It’ll be nice to have a relaxing Christmas for a change.”
-Lt. McClain, December 24, 1989