Let’s get right to it-
To The Game!
Chargers/Jaguars:
-Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s D, which isn’t respected by anyone, defends the position very well-they’ve allowed the fourth-fewest yards at that position.
-Yeah, that Chargers D gave up an average of 27.2 points down the stretch (last five games) as they were angling for a place in the playoffs.
-Et Tu, Bewildering Decisions?”: Could Staley still be fired even if his team gets to the next round? I think he’s done if he loses tonight and the odds drop to 50% if he loses next week. The Mike Williams Mess just seems like the cherry on top of a many-layered cake of boneheaded blunders. I think if the team hadn’t lucked out by drafting Herbert he’d be gone by now. That qb’s talent has compensated for some wonky decision-making.
-I Only Have Eyes For You: Herbert will likely lean on Keenan Allen when a clutch catch is required. Over the last four games the latter has been looked to on third downs ten times and come good on seven occasions.
-Since they allowed the Lions to drop 40 on them the Jags D has played very well. They held Dallas to just enough points in order to get the upset, stomped on the poor offenses of the Texans and Jets (allowing only 3 points apiece) and came through with a fumble six when the offense was sputtering in the 4th quarter vs the Titans.
-Big Cleats To Fill: Without Williams in the game the Chargers average 3.5 points and 50 yards less than their usual average. Josh Palmer has filled in and has come up with totals of 106, 44, 56 and 60 yards but he’s not a “Go And Get The Ball” end zone threat. For that reason I think that Stetson’s own 6’8″ tight end Donald Parham will get a few looks in the red zone.
Get after it.
Battle of The Dude Looks Like A Lady has concluded. And what a bowl game it has been.
Someone check on Low Commander to make sure he hasn’t stroked out.
The Commander household is surely out of lotion
GONNA BE OUT OF BOOZE SOON TOO
Yeah, no shit the penalty is declined, LOL
Coach Staley, there’s a call for you..
Bandana status: wrapped
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BANNER!!!!
Wow.
Well that apparently happened
what the fuck shit just happened in the jags game? i was all bored. and shit. wathcing veep, anow it ‘s down ot a ew seconds?
Riley Reid FTW!!!!!
You gotta fire Staley at midfield. You gotta.
tarmac, lane kiffin style
one more bourbon? yes, apital idea, monsure. monsiure. fuck! how do you spell that frnefh work for mister?
“The LA Charger will do his duty, even to certain death, and is not paralyzed by the feeling that he is the victim of some hideous blunder, for the blunder is he”
SHANK’LOR is getting so many soul offerings right now.
Just kidding! No one in L.A. has a soul to give.
Credit to the Jags tonight. Great comeback.
Part of me wishes the chargers would win because they potentially have a better chance of beating the chiefs
After the monumental choke job that we all just witnessed, I don’t think that I will ever consider this Charger team truly threatening ever again. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer owner!
Special thanks to the LA Clippers for making this game interesting
These Chargers are just like EVs. Everyone says they are the future, but they never have enough to get you to where you need to go.
Specs sound great on paper but they don’t live up to the hype and lotta dumb assholes own them
Ja? Ja! JAGURAS!
Perhaps the first half was just the Chargers of the Light Brigade
Joey Bosa is a whiny little bitch.
hold onnow he’s italian, so he can’t physcially whine
And Bosa is out of here!
That’s not DQ?
Oh! I almost forgot. Tonight’s cocktail was:
1.5 oz cognac
0.5 oz grand mariner
0.5 oz canton
0.75 oz lemon juice
steeped with ginger candy (or plain ginger)
shaken over ice, served into a coupe glass with a sugar/ginger powder rim (2:1 sugar/ginger)
Tentative name: Vizsla
Sort of a ginger Sidecar
Very much so.
I made a Last Word.
Which the Chargers will not be having.
Chargers always reward the true disbelievers. No matter the lead, I never stop doubting.
LIke a midget at a urinal, this game is keeping me on my toes.
chargers miss the field goal
my dad farts so loud the dog gets up and comes to sit with me instead
Kellen Winslow Jr is rolling over in his cell at that one.
bad chargers special teams, love that old gag
that gum you like is coming back in style
Call me old fashioned, but I go for the single point on that Jags TD
Just fire it into the tube sock and call it day
They should have played this game in London for the home-field advantage
That was bullshit
That was dumb, jags.
Wild Card Weekend sponsored by Valtrex
total flop by Herbert, worthy of Duke hoopsball
Chargers. Chargers never change.
How Prison Girflfriend Got Her Groove Back
Lol did bosa drop a hard R?
that was….where my brain went, too
He was just singing that John Lennon song
Against all possible odds and logic, this ain’t done yet.
Hey Zay, whattya say?
no way
Usually when there’s three blowouts in one night, the batch of poppers has gone bad
Like this!
also, fuck watching yoru parents get old is hell on earth, bu even though they are older they still have that kind of scre wthe world attitude
which is a good thing
Oh ho. My family was over tonight for my youngest son’s birthday. If my younger sister was wound any titghter, yo could screw her into a block of wood.
Also been drinking seince before they cam eover – may be 6?
Fucking hell.
The thing I tell myself about uptight people is that living in their own head is punishment enough.
agreed, even harder cause she’s my little sister and i tsit there and think, “jesus christ, if i were you i wouldkill everyone”
she shoudl be on her medicine – all of our family is tightly wound, but thinks she know show to handle it
newfslash: you’re nothandling it, you are putting yourself and yoru family through ell
Love the bourble
I get it to a point, but sometimes the pills make you feel like you’re someone you’re not.
My armchair advice? Never get complacent in treatment, a lot of people build up resistance to medicine without realizing it
I get it, but wman, the cuking need for my faimly to get straight, or at least as close as possible, is out of hte bound os normal psycho whatever talkig to a shirnk
we’re fucked, and the pills will, and have for me at least, helped get on an een keel
I have some downtime and get to watch the game. The Jags better make it interesting.
Also, has there ever been a season with so many mediocre teams in the playoffs?
Pretty much every year they’ve added a seventh playoff team
Seems like there are about 5 teams that are at best, a 7th playoffs team
Point,
Counterpoint:
Last year’s wild card weekend was pretty damn awful, we just all forgot about it because the later rounds were so good
I was torn between wanting to see a massive record-setting blowout and wanting a competitive game, but I guess it’s been decided for me.
Have I forgotten to mention that my 60 year-old cousin from Calgary randomly showed up at my mom’s in Palm Springs today? That’s been a fun thing to deal with from a thousand miles away.
Fucking Calgarians
Want me to go rough him up?
Gumbygirl, raining blows down on BGR’s cousin,
“And you..” (bam) “.. are NOT.. ” (wap) “my favorite!” (kapow!)
“And you CAN” (whammo!) “tell the others!” (boom!)
Sheeeeiit Fahr, am I gonna have to stay awake now?
THIS NFL SATURDAY I CALL IT “HAIRDRESSER’S DELIGHT” BECAUSE IT IS FULL OF BLOWOUTS.
WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED “INK MASTER”.
The Jags have replaced Trevor Lawrence with Matt Riddle. Let’s see if anyone notices.
As much as I like Renee Russo, her bits in major league are completely unnecessary.
They needed a B-Plot and a good female character. Without her, all they had was “contemptable shrew owner” and “jilted wife who commits adultery”.
Yeah, but it hasn’t aged well. Jake Taylor comes off as kind of a stalker, and the idea that her Yuppie friends would be so dismissive of a professional athlete seems like an implausible attempt to create a “slobs vs. snobs” angle.
My parents and I were watching “Pretty Woman” today. They saw a love story. I saw a woman being slut-shamed just because she was in an unfortunate situation in life.
And I just realized I made an opening for balls to make an innuendo about miss russo’s “bits”
You know I’ll take any opening…
Years from now I’m going to be on the couch in some therapist’s office:
Therapist: so what did you do?
Me: I tried to use a meta joke
Therapist: and then what happened?
Me: he out-metaed my meta joke!
sobs heavily
Renee Russo is just a healthy-bodied Julia Roberts.
I rest my case.
Trevor Lawrence has more turnovers than Tiger Woods’ SUV
“Turnovers? I’ll take 3 dozen!”
-A. Reid, talking in his sleep in front of the tv watching this game
(googles Battle of Jacksonville)
The Rebels won? Damn you, Nathan Bedford Forrest! This is the 2nd worst thing you ever did!
Huh, Forrest renounced the KKK and spent his last years supporting black rights?
Good for him. I guess I’ll cross him off my “Pee on Grave Bucket List”. I’ll still spit on it, but as a Southern Gentleman, he’ll understand.