I hate pretty much everything. Which means every day is Hate Week, if you’s a Hippo. Which is pretty fortunate, since hate 100% makes the world go ’round. So every day should feel like Christmas, then!
But then again, I HATE Christmas too.
But nothing fuels Hippo’s personal bile furnace like Satan’s Eternal Dingleberry, Bill Kenwright. By 77 years of age, most fuckers (especially fat ones, like Bill) would have the courtesy to retire. Or at least be fookin’ DED. But nooooo, this shmuck has to live forever, spilling his insular thinking and horrible ideas all over my poor Toffees.
This washed-up actor (or so I am told) struts and prances about like a prince. I honestly think that, until THIS unpolishable turd of a season – he deluded himself into thinking he was popular. Revered, even. Such is the lot of one who spends his days surrounded by arse-kissers.
Word is, there must have been sommet in Fahrad Moshiri’s purchase contract that required keeping Bill on the Board. Not that Moshiri could be expected to actually read the contract, he was really only on Merseyside to launder Alisher Usmanov’s dirty Rooskie money, build a new stadium, and sell up.
But it’s tits up instead for Everton, too late to even avoid the inevitable relegation – never mind the laughable notion of a forward-thinking, sustainable project. No, that is left to the big money fantasies of teams like Brenford, or Brighton and Hove. Jesus. Tapdancing. Fuck.
Anyway, I haven’t got the energy to go on and on in detail about this fuckstain. Just know this is a near-universally held sentiment, and not just another of Hippo’s and/or Other Hippo’s hobby horses. To the fixtures we go.
Fronk’s Hammers host semi-reeling Chelski to open your Lesser morning (7:30, USA). I am starting to think Moyes ain’t gonna get the sack, after all. Not until the summer, anyway (when he might just retire). But they still sit only one place above the cut line. Not great. Todd Boehly has thrown around lots and lots of Dodger Blue money, just stupidly. He’s going to go apeshit if they don’t at least qualify for Zooropa play.
Dunno why, but the Ded-Last-and-Seemingly-Loving-It Saints and boring, 15th position Wolves get broadcast coverage during the 10:00 window (USA). Take your pick from THREE far superior options (Peacock only) in Mighty Whitey/Robins Hood, Palace/Trashbirds, or Pistoleros/Bees.
Spotlight Dance is another shite pick, yeah right’s Cherries hosting the Bonesaws (12:30, NBC). Remember the phrase “Gag me with a Smurf?” Let’s bring that back, y’all.
There’s a Sunday double-dip on USA, at least. War of the Roses Redux (9:00), Leeds hosting this round. Then watch City take out their many-faceted frustrations on the Visiting Villans (11:30). Remember to close AND LOCK your door if you need to pull your cock out (Winslows and Haleys excepted).
That’s all I got. May hate burn in your heart, today, tomorrow, and FOOKIN’ FOAREVER.
Columbus only has 34 points!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCEZC9w5cMc
Still trying to wrap my head around Bamalama being a force in the basketball.
That SEC money gets you pretty far.
The dog has had diarrhea all night. This was after the groomer let us know they had cut her paw. She has had it rough. I spent the night in the living room with her. I have a raging headache from being up all night. Today fucking sucks already.
“It’s all on you for hiring a groomer in the first place! Why do you hate America? You’re a liar! January whatever was an expression of free speech!”
-Marg Taylor-Greene, asked by her therapist to practice empathy
Marge the Smelly Vaginal Discharge
“I wish for TheRevanchist to have a completely dogshit day on Super Bowl weekend.” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, holding a monkey’s paw
/but seriously, pets and snuggles to your poor pooch, and I hope you are able to get enough rest to enjoy the game; after all it’s just a game, and in the eyes of the NFL it’s not even that, it’s an “on-field entertainment product” as I will remind myself repeatedly while I watch a dumb movie instead of the stupid game
Speaking of bullshit articles, ya’ll see some magazine gave the new Harry Potter game a 1/10 because “(allegedly) not enough trans people worked on the game.”
Was the magazine called Trans In The Workplace? From that perspective, seems totally valid.
I mean, Rowling was head of hiring…
“I don’t understand, what is a ‘transperson’? Is it like if Optimus Prime had someone riding along in the driver’s seat?” – Elisha
If you were trans why would you want to do anything that made JK Rowling more money?
I read that whole article/list RTD referenced in New York Magazine and everyone who contributed to it should be fired into the sun. Except Amy Sedaris.
Some good Fozz vitriol is lined up for tonight. Y’all ain’t gonna wanna miss it.
“Vitriol” sounds like the name of a drug prescribed to people that should-but can’t-get worked up about something.
Did your mother-in-law once again question your career choice but you just can’t be bothered? Ask your doctor if Vitriol is right for you
The dirty oil-sucking, duck-killing Albertans are up on the Sens 2-1.
I have a VERY strong feeling about the Kansas City Chiefs tomorrow. Which is weird, since the sides seem so evenly matched. Anyone else’s antennae a-tinglin’?
I have a very strong feeling as well but I ate some expired cottage cheese this morning.
“I share this sentiment.” – the NARRATOR
Ugh. You’re both probably rite
Same. A VERY STRONG FEELING! Almost like a boner.
Nope. My mistake. It is a boner.
Yes. I am going to make the effort to bet on KC tomorrow. The higher the line, the bigger the bet.
Yeah right has to at least have a semi after that
Gotta hope this past two weeks is Arsenal taking some lesser teams for granted and looking ahead to the Man City game.
Because if not it does not bode well for the rest of the season.
As expected, last week said more about Arsenal that it did Maximally Disappointing Everton (who are still going down)
Only 2 years? I get shit thrown at me from decades ago. Granted, there is a lot of material there… but still…
Cross a woman once, you remain on the shit list ad infinitum.
Have to appreciate the tenacity in grudge holding.
This mostly happens cause y’all don’t stop doing whatever shitty thing you were doing though
Ma’am… I for one, am always looking for innovative new ways to screw up.
It is almost always well-earned scorn, agreed.
“Not true.” – Ray Rice, showcasing his trusty right cross
Speaking of female referees and bringing up things that happened years ago…
https://factoryofsadness.co/2016/10/05/nfl-protecting-sarah-thomas-duke-johnson-fumble-shes-woman/
It would seem Lloris’ backup might not be so great.
Yeah, but you can’t say no to that face.
Hey everybody, it’s George Jones!!!
Most hilarious OG EVAR
I am so hungover I just vomited at kids swimming after chugging a gatorade. I AM PRESENT DAMMIT.
As for post hangover vomiting, gatorade isn’t that bad, but throwing up diet coke is no fun.
Time for you to get back on the horse with a gallon or so of margaritas
This Pedialyte ad writes itself.
Did you puke in the pool? Because that’s a baller move!
LOOKIT Y’ALL PISTOLEROS!
Oof, maybe not
And then there’s that.
The defender of the Congo Free State strikes again! Huzzah!
Every time I see Wolves’ kit, I read the shirt sponsor as “AstroGlide”
As usual I understand very little of Hippo’s pill addled lesser footyball speak. (Bless it)
However, as I understand it, Bill is the Chris Christie of lesser footyball. A completely useless, yet unflushable turd.
zat ’bout rite?
Es verdad, home slice
Woot! Good to know I got the general jist of what you were laying on down..
If this isn’t bait, I don’t know what is. Is the author attempting to imply that they have never known the simple joy of being woken up in the middle of the night by their SO, who can’t sleep and is bored, and thinks you might be able to do things to their body that will help them relax and find their way back to sleepytown once again?
Yup. or being woken purposefully by the smell of good coffee or breakfast? C’mon.
Shit, the house is on fire but that New Yorker article said….
I slept through an earthquack once. Wifey work me up. I briefly considered going outside where much of the hood was now congregating, (it was around 4 AM) but decided not to so easily abandon my reckless lifestyle… and went back to sleep. I was correct. It was a cat 5 200 km away… so well played on my part.
Yup. Was shaken awake (awook?) by the New Madrid fault when a lad in college at Southern Illinois. Figured if I was going to be buried in rubble, so be it, rolled over and went back to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CGkuLEs5U
Wait…are you a Saluki!!!
Ayup. Proud SIU alum.
“earthquack”?
TV game muted, Pistoleros/Trashbirds streaming, FM on the old laptop, DFO on the tablet. #ModernSloth
Hate fits me like a pair of faded jeans. I hate about 98% of the people i meet or know.
This whole world is a bucket of shit that’s slopping over the sides and my umbrella is broken.
Skulls FOAR the skull throne!
Looking like a Goon June Swoon for the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols
What a strike! The Whites are reigning supreme against the Robins Hood — as is just!
I haven’t seen a strike that effective since [pulls up Wikipedia] the Dakar-Niger Railway Strike in 1947!
VAR to the Chelski rescue!
What does one look for in a competent patent attorney? For establishing one. The discussion is a little technical, which I expect an attorney to handle but, come on….
I’d recommend one with engineering degree undergrad, especially if he or she worked as an engineer for awhile before law school.
Excellent point! I forgot lawyers had non-history undergrad degrees sometimes.
Is it ok to contact a firm and be like, “you got anyone with an engineering degree?”
Most firm bios will list one’s undergrad school and degree. LinkedIn certainly will.
There are firms that specialize in patent law, and you’ll want one of them. A true patent attorney has to pass the patent bar exam, in addition to the regular bar. I am told they also need to have had an engineering/science/math type undergrad degree as well. None of my liberal-arts type crap for them!
Also now that I think about it, might want to look in Southern California rather than AZ/NV
I have one, he might be able to recommend others in your geography since that fucking matters given all the patent venue shopping out there. Slack me if need be.
waffle mix
egg of your choice (in this case Western omelette)
sausage patty
Grill up some fresh sausage and a use a waffle iron if possible
Assemble all prepared ingredients and consume
Where the 15 paragraphs on how getting your kids to eat enough sometimes feel like a challenge because they’re just so active (and success in all activities btw) but on these days when I get to have myself a big ol’ breakfast, it’s a great and easy way to bond with your disinterested husband and iKids?
blaxito is getting into pancakes hard. I found the mix at Sprouts for like half off so filled up like a whole produce bulk bag. Am I doing my part for the future environment? Yes. But I also need to fool my kids into eating carrots.
Try this
World class snapper there, lad!
The hate is strong with you my friend. Dumpster fire seasons do that to the best of us. I’ll see if I can wrestle up some nice shoulder for you.