Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun With Flags!

No, this is not the Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory segment. This is part 2 of Senor’s spring break, where Senorita Weaselo and I went upstate and checked out a Buddhist Temple outside of Poughkeepsie. It was really windy that day, so after seeing absolutely no one there (is there an office, or a gift shop because her mom is always asking to buy her incense?) we just wandered, and I came across this sound. A ringing noise cutting through the heavy winds. The sound of… no, not one hand clapping, but flagpole halyards ringing against the poles, making different pitches. Which since I got home late and have just enough time to costume change as I go from teacher to performer I can’t upload to my computer, but maybe I can later!

And now for something different: The news!

QAARON’S WAVE WATQH QONTINUES TO QONTINUE. And will do so at least to the night of the draft, and then maybe someone will blink!

THE FLOW to KC: QB Blaine Gabbert to the Chefs to replace the retiring Hennesmirk.

Myles Garrett has retired… from the Pro Bowl, after he hurt himself.

The ‘Dacteds may go out of the frying pan and into a different frying pan, considering this quote from Brian Davis: “My money comes from white people . . . who are Jewish, Italian, and Sicilian.” Uhhh…

DUUUVALLL CB Chris Claybooks was booked for domestic assault on Saturday.

What’s the sports?
Who wants the Cup?
Elmonters vs. RRRRRRALEIGHHHHH! (NYI vs. CAR, Hurricanes lead 1-0) (ESPN2, 7:00)
Sunrise, Sunset vs. Hey, Already Better than the Lightning! (FLA vs. BOS, Bruins lead 1-0) (ESPN, 7:30)
Minnesota Not-North Stars vs. Not-Minnesota No-Longer-North Stars (MIN vs. DAL, Wild leads 1-0) (ESPN2, 9:30)
FTK vs. McDavid’s Eternal Boulder (LAK vs. EDM, Kings lead 1-0) (ESPN, 10:00)

Almost Important Basketball!
Snoop’s United Nations vs. Teddy Grahams (LAL vs. MEM, Lakers lead 1-0) (7:30, TNT)
Heatmiser vs. Giannis’s Back (MIA vs. MIL, Heat lead 1-0) (9:00, NBATV)
Raised by Wolves vs. McNuggets (MIN vs. DEN, Nuggets lead 1-0) (10:00, TNT)

No national baseball games because Manfred is a disgrace, but the hockey and basketball’ll take you through the night!

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Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Gumbygirl

I have to make a quick trip to Riverside tomorrow. Get it in before we get invaded by the Coachellans on Friday. I’ll leave you something to class up the jernt

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Mr. Ayo

Make no mistake, I absolutely loved the Kraken’s first playoff win in team history.

But my true enduring love of the NHL playoffs is watching every Canada team face planting.

blaxabbath

The Greater Fan Good

WCS

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Fuckin’ Oilers.

Dunstan

I think that’s actually their formal name.

Mr. Ayo

Ope, sorry about that lead you had Dallas.

WCS

Disembodied voice of Ron Howard: “He wasn’t sorry.”

Mr. Ayo

Well, Dallas has shot this joke down just as quickly as an abortion pill.

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Dunstan

“Seriously, that’s the reference you chose to make between Dallas and getting shot?” — Ghost of JFK

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or a black teenager who accidentally turned into their driveway after 9 p.m.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

Dunstan

Howdy.

Mr. Ayo

It sure is

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Today’s a milestone birthday for me, so it’s evening in many ways

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Cool, cool, please wish your milestone a happy birthday from us.

Gumbygirl

Happiest of birthdays to you, fellow grownup! Here’s a little something just for you

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2Pack

Happy Birthday

WCS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Each and everyone fully endorsed by THE NARRATOR.

(goddamnit, I really need to write something up based on that)

Mr. Ayo

NAWT FAHR!

WCS

WARSE THAHN BUCKNAH

Dunstan

I’M MORE OF A CELTICS FAN THESE DAYS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You mispronounced “MO-AH”.

Don T

“Incense” may be code. Buy your mom in law a bong regardless.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey if you are primarily attracted to Canadian women (or men) is it referred to as Maple Fever?

WCS

Syrupitis

Mr. Ayo

Beaver Fever. Wait, no that’s too generic. You’re right.

Dunstan

Once you go Canuck, there’s no one else you wanna fuck.

Gumbygirl

Get hosed by a hoser.

herodotus450

Mufferaw Divers

Dunstan
Don T

getting The Sorries

TheRevanchist

You know what? Trish Stratus was an apex predator. Canadian. Probably drinks Molson and she could convince me to like it, too

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I DRIVE A TRISH STRATUS!

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blaxabbath

That’s funny.

herodotus450

Tronno constantly losing is funny, but Edmonton losing is also pretty funny. That is all.

Dunstan

I don’t particularly dislike the Oilers, but I feel like if they win, it’ll be seen as vindication by the “tanking is the sure way to success” brigade.

litre_cola

Don’t forget the armpit of NHL teams in Canada, Winnipeg winning makes it even better.

herodotus450

Winnipeg has a team? They don’t even have any good parks in Winnipeg.

litre_cola

And you sir get a minus.

Gumbygirl

Tough but fair.

Horatio Cornblower

McDavid’s Eternal Boulder is gold.

WCS

Battleship Manning before 2006. The Clots would score 38 points a game, and give up 40.

King Hippo

Litre is wrong about Cold War Kids, but was very right about these fine fellows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP0WSdu4MPU

Gumbygirl

I like this!

litre_cola

Cold War Kids are nails on a chalkboard to me!

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xou_HMcIiPA&ab_channel=enfreygo

I just sheared a toenail off. It’s surprisingly bloody, and quite painful.

EDIT: The Maple Leafs still have the same number of Stanley Cups today as they did when this commercial was released, 28 years ago.

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King Hippo

Hippo needed – and took – #4thPill just thinking about that

Horatio Cornblower

Having done that you have my sympathy. It sucks.

King Hippo

makes one get why the whole nails/pliers thingamajig is an effective Mafia torture

Gumbygirl

Owwie.

WCS

There is a troubling amount of blood located under one’s toenail.

Mr. Ayo

On the positive side that means you don’t have diabetes.

WCS

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ballsofsteelandfury

NHL Playoffs are the best playoffs in all sports.

King Hippo

1) NFL (duh)
2) College hoopsball
3) Bundesliga 1/2 relegation/promotion playoff (#16 from 1 v. #3 from 2)

WCS

Single eliminations are different animals.

Admittedly, a best three-of-five NFL playoffs would be incredible. So would the CTE
back injuries, though.

King Hippo

prolly have 2 give them a day off for travel or teh libtards will complane smh

Horatio Cornblower

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Mr. Ayo

Amen!

This time of year really pisses off my crack dealer.