A Bored Murrika Turns Its Eyes to AFRIKA Open Thread!

Ugh, another dead/sunless Saturday.Β  No NFL, no Prem.Β  Just more stupid FA Cup ties, including the one I hope Everton loses to Martin Prince’s Lutes (10:00, ESPN+) –Β because it’s all hands on deck to keep hold of 17th position in the table.

Fortunately, the wonky coverage of BeIn has us covered, as the topsy-turvy, full-of-Guinea-nations Afrikan Euros has been chaotic fun.Β  Here’s The Athletic’s lowdown on the knockout stages (I am lazy and don’t feel like writing anything else:

It’s business time in theΒ Africa Cup of Nations.

The group stage is done and dusted, and from Saturday, January 27 until Tuesday, January 30, the 16 remaining teams will duke it out to reach the quarter-finals as they tussle to be crowned kings of the continent.

Reigning championsΒ SenegalΒ led the way by winning three games from three in the group stage but some of their fancied rivals have struggled to replicate the same level of success, with the likes ofΒ Egypt,Β CameroonΒ (and hosts Ivory Coast) qualifying for the knockout rounds by the skin of their teeth.

Meanwhile, for as much as Equatorial Guinea and Cape Verde have impressed by sauntering to qualification,Β GhanaΒ andΒ AlgeriaΒ are among the heavy-hitters that have already returned home with their tails between their legs.

Here,Β The AthleticΒ runs through the last-16 showdowns on the horizon. Who faces who, where are the games and when will the first knockout matches of AFCON 2023 take place.


Saturday, January 27

Angola v Namibia
Venue:Β Stade de la Paix, Bouake
Kick-off:Β 17:00 GMT

Angola have been one of the more entertaining sides in the AFCON this time around, scoring six and conceding three. They have also managed two wins and a draw in their three matches. This allowed them to finish top of Group D, three points ahead of second-place Burkina Faso.

Namibia came third in Group E, with their 1-0 victory over Tunisia on January 16 proving invaluable. Collin Benjamin’s team have only scored one goal so far in the tournament, however β€” the fewest of any team to progress.

Opta Analyst’s prediction model favours Angola to advance, giving Pedro Goncalves’ team a 57.1 per cent chance of winning.

NigeriaΒ v Cameroon
Venue:Β Felix Houphouet Boigny Stadium, Abidjan
Kick-off:Β 20:00 GMT

Two west African giants collide in Abidjan on Saturday evening as three-time winners Nigeria meet five-time champions Cameroon.

Neither Nigeria nor Cameroon topped their respective groups and their campaigns so far have been viewed largely through the prisms of their biggest names β€” the former will once again look toΒ NapoliΒ superstar Victor Osimhen for inspiration while head coach Rigobert Song’s potential recall (or second successive benching) ofΒ Manchester UnitedΒ goalieΒ Andre Onana is sure to dominate the Cameroonian narrative

Saturday’s last-16 clash will be the first competitive meeting between Nigeria and Cameroon since they met at the same stage of this tournament in 2019. Opta Analyst’s prediction model favours Nigeria, giving them a 57.9 per cent probability of reaching the quarter-finals.

Sunday, January 28

Equatorial Guinea vΒ Guinea
Venue:Β Alassane Ouattara Stadium, Abidjan
Kick-off:Β 17:00 GMT

In their fourth AFCON campaign, Equatorial Guinea have qualified for the knockout stage for the fourth time and they’ll bid to win over more hearts and minds when they face Guinea.

Captain Emilio Nsue, the utility man who countsΒ MiddlesbroughΒ andΒ Birmingham CityΒ as his former clubs, has been Equatorial Guinea’s undisputed talisman, his five goals so far making him the tournament’s top goalscorer.

Kaba Diawara’s Guinea, meanwhile, only found the net twice as they finished third in Group C and Opta Analyst’s prediction model gives them a 44.9 per cent chance of reaching the quarter-finals, with Equatorial Guinea handed a 55.1 per cent probability of progressing.

EgyptΒ v DR Congo
Venue:Β Laurent Pokou Stadium, San Pedro
Kick-off:Β 20:00 GMT

It has been a difficult AFCON so far for Egypt, who lostΒ Mohamed SalahΒ to injury in the second game of the group stage. He has returned toΒ LiverpoolΒ for treatment, and it seems unlikely he will feature again at the competition. Egypt drew all three of their games, qualifying in second.

DR Congo came second in Group F, like Egypt drawing all three of their games. They have only made the quarter-finals at AFCON once since 2006, when they came third in the 2015 edition.

Opta Analyst’s prediction model favours Egypt to go through, giving the record seven-time winners a 59.4 per cent chance of reaching the last eight.

Monday, January 29

Cape Verde v Mauritania
Venue:Β Felix Houphouet Boigny Stadium, Abidjan
Kick-off:Β 17:00 GMT

Bebe’s audacious 40-yard free kick against Mozambique may have provided one of the most viral moments of AFCON 2023 so far but there’ll be more tangible plaudits for Cape Verde and the infamous former Manchester United man if they get the better of Mauritania on Monday.

Cape Verde, the small island nation off the coast of west Africa, breezed through the group stages unbeaten, scoring seven times as they topped Group B ahead of Egypt and Ghana.

Opta Analyst’s prediction model has them as the most likely team in the tournament to progress to the quarter-finals from the last-16 stage at 67.5 per cent while Mauritania’s low 32.5 per cent chance is indicative of their third-placed finish in Group D and their FIFA world ranking of 105.

Senegal v Ivory Coast
Venue:Β Charles Konan Banny Stadium, Yamoussoukro
Kick-off:Β 20:00 GMT

Based on their form so far in the tournament, you’d have to assume Senegal will be one of the favourites for the competition. They topped Group C, posting a perfect record in the process and conceding just one goal.

Host nation Ivory Coast snuck into the last 16 as one of the best third-placed teams and will need to massively improve if they are to go any further in the competition. They lost their final two group games by an aggregate scoreline of 5-0 and will have their work cut out against the defending champions.

Opta Analyst’s prediction model etc gives Senegal a 65 per cent chance of progressing at the expense of the hosts.

Tuesday, January 30

MaliΒ v Burkina Faso
Venue:Β Amadou Gon Coulibaly Stadium, Korhogo
Kick-off:Β 17:00 GMT

Mali topped Group E, despite not exactly setting the tournament alight with their performances over the three group games. They drew two of their matches, including a 0-0 draw on Wednesday against Namibia, getting a solitary win against South Africa.

Burkina Faso came second in Group D, losing their final match of the group stage to Angola on Tuesday. But they managed two important results, getting a win over Mauritania and managing to draw against Algeria, confirming their progression to the knockout round.

Mali are touted as the slight favourites to go through by Opta Analyst’s prediction model. They are 59.5 per cent likely to reach the quarter-final stage, while Burkina Faso are on 40.5 per cent. Mali have a 6.2 per cent chance of winning the entire tournament.

Morocco v South Africa
Venue:Β Laurent Pokou Stadium, San Pedro
Kick-off 20:00

Morocco, who in 2022 became the first African nation to reach the semi-finals of the World Cup, topped Group F with seven points β€” scoring five times and conceding just once.

South Africa finished as the runners-up in Group E, coming a point behind Mali and on level points with Namibia. However, they qualified for the knockout rounds primarily courtesy of their 4-0 win over Namibia in the second game, which gave them a vastly superior head-to-head record.

Opta Analyst’s prediction model gives the Moroccans a 67.5 per cent chance of winning this match.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s not that Archers of Loaf aren’t fine and don’t fit in with this Pavement/Superchunk shuffle that Amazon has got going, it’s just that Sebadoh would fit even better.

Doktor Zymm

How did I ever enjoy food in the dark days before I put chili crisp on everything?

Sharkbait

I dont know but it sounds like I need some in my life…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Take it to the next level with some fried shallots.

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litre_cola

Feb 16 Vancouver at the best small venue in Western Canada! Beers with the illustrioUs BeerguyRob prior. Oh I gunna drink bullee dat

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– John Elway at the strip club

Horatio Cornblower

Isn’t it about time we put those jokes out to pasture?

Game Time Decision

Neigh

ArmedandHammered

Just finished watching the Brothers Sun on Netflix and it was fantastic. Now to start watching Fargo, I am so far behind.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Agreed. It has flaws, but there’s just so much to love about it, and it does an amazingly good job walking the tightrope between serious and comic relief.

Horatio Cornblower

The use of ‘YMCA’ was pure unadulterated genius.

ArmedandHammered

I mean the series I have seen the movie multiple times, my favorite Cohen Brothers is still Miller’s Crossing.

Horatio Cornblower

Miller’s Crossing is phenomenal. It’s at an entirely different level.

scotchnaut

Raising Arizona is the funniest movie of all time.*

*apologies to Blazing Saddles but I said what I said

ArmedandHammered

Surely, you must be joking, Airplane is the funniest movie of all time.

litre_cola

Have you ever seen Turner and Hooch? If you had then you would change your statement.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh I was talking about Brothers Sun, actually. Though my comment could certainly apply to either one.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s on my list after I catch up with ‘For All Mankind’ and finish the Netflix doc about the Six Nations tournament.

Poor Italy.

Horatio Cornblower

The second season was the best before this one, imo, although I’ll confess I didn’t see the Chris Rock season because I heard so many bad things about it.

Brocky

I got not one, but two separate chick fil cards this year for Christmas.

I sold them both for cash

Horatio Cornblower

Bill Walton announcing a basketball game is something that the CIA banned from their black sites because it was too cruel.

SonOfSpam

BLASPHEMY

In this household we (okay I) love Bill Walton, but that may be because so many others hate him. CONFERENCE OF CHAMPIONS IS NAWT THE BIG EAST and also doesn’t exist after this season but whatever

Senor Weaselo

Bill Walton (shortly) in shambles.

scotchnaut

None of you remember me mentioning the Texas Tech basketball team as being a potential bracket-buster because they have a head coach that turned around three separate programs and then hired Dave Smart as an assistant. The squadoo is at 16-3 currently and just handed #11 Oklahoma their lunch!*

*they most certainly did not hand out any lunches-they won by one point

scotchnaut

Meh. Autry’s SillyCuse reminds me of last year’s Giants because a new coach has been hired the old scouting book (that was in place for multiple years) is no longer relevant so the new coach has a temporary advantage.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Something that would be kind of fun is if sports gambling were legalized everywhere, but only on women’s sports.

SonOfSpam

Litre told me about this neat sport called Ultimate Surrender, maybe start with that.

litre_cola

Really though, everyone’s a winner in that squared circle.

Sharkbait

Accurate

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I always thought it was more triangle-shaped.

ArmedandHammered

I thought it was a box the fists were flying in.

scotchnaut

[places bet on ‘Generic Ottawa Women’s Professional Hockey League Team’ to cover]

Horatio Cornblower

I would never make it on today’s game shows. Just saw a couple of minutes of The Weakest Link. Apparently you have to talk through your thought process before giving an answer. First question was about the only President to have graduated the Naval Academy. Guy spends what seems like 15 minutes counting Presidents backwards before finally saying it was Carter.

Next question is ‘What is the only country to start with the letter Q.’ Guy starts out with “I’m think about countries in….”

Me: It’s Qatar. And this is stupid. -click-

Senor Weaselo

Isn’t there a time limit for Weakest Link?

SonOfSpam

Yeah, it ended in 2001.

SonOfSpam

I mostly like Celebrity Jeopardy, but every so often one of them will think we need to hear a lot of jibber-jabber from them, then I get stabby. Just answer the questions, asshole. If we wanted stand-up we’d be getting loaded at the Chuckle Hut watching you drown in flop sweat.

BugEyedBoo

My brother would drive me crazy when he would do that shit when we would go to trivia, I would give him an answer, and he would ask, “How do you know that?”

Q: What Dadaist artist did the sculpture, Fountain, that was made from a urinal?
Me: Marcel Duchamp
Him: How do know this?
Me: Because I stayed awake in fuckin’ class! Because I read a book!

A lot of game shows do that now. The Chase does that. They probably nag you in rehearsal not to say, “I tossed it over the wall, and ‘Prague’ was the answer that came back/

Brocky

So the rumble is over, here is all of the entrants

Spoiler

Entrant #11: Kairi Sane

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Entrant #12: Tegan Nox

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Entrant #13: Kayden Carter

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Entrant #14: Chelsea Green

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Entrant #15: Piper Niven

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Entrant #16: Xia Li

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Entrant #17: Zelina Vega

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Entrant #18: Maxxine Dupri

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Entrant #19: Nia Jax

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Entrant #20: Shotzi

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Entrant #21: Becky Lynch

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Entrant #22: Alba Fyre

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Entrant #23: Shayna Baszler

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Entrant #24: Valhalla

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Entrant #25: Michin

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Entrant #26: Zoey Stark

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Entrant #27: Roxanne Perez

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Entrant #28: jade cargill

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Entrant #29: Tiffany Stratton

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Entrant #30: Liv Morgan

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SonOfSpam

Dunno if this song is about destroying the guy from Hanoi Rocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYUbx_DLUYU&ab_channel=MissPatti4

Gumbygirl
SonOfSpam

/holds Gumbygirl’s beer
//drinks said beer
///hands empty can back, belches

Senor Weaselo

With the ageless Bernard Gilkey!

SonOfSpam

Star of Men in Black.

Sharkbait

The team they drew should be insta-relegated

Gumbygirl

Thanks to everyone who talked me off the ledge last night- yinz are keepers! My brother is still in ICU, sedated and intubated. They are going to try and slowly wake him up on Monday, they want to give him a chance to heal from whatever caused the problem in the first place. He has pneumonia in both lungs, which I’m sure was a contributing factor. My BIL is still hanging on by the slimmest of threads. I’m tired as hell, but I’m back home. My cat is mad at me. Gumby has some ‘splodey shit on the tv, so I’m gonna lounge in my bed like a fucking lady!

Mr. Ayo

Rest up and best of wishes for your brother.

SonOfSpam

Glad they have a plan for your brother; sure sounds like pneumonia would be a factor in whatever’s going on. Apologize to your cat and smoke a bowl.

Gumbygirl

I am pleasantly baked. The cat is not ready to accept my apologies yet, but he was fine with treats. He will forgive me in a loud and demanding way at approximately 3 am, during my deepest REM sleep. And then every 20 minutes or so for the rest of the night. I’ve had the wee bastard for 16 years, I am hip to his tricks.

Sharkbait

SOP for cats right there

ArmedandHammered

Hang in there, Gumbygirl, your my favorite.

Game Time Decision

Get some rest. Hope your brother recovers quickly

litre_cola

All the best with BIL. Cats can be dicks, it is their way of showing love IMO

Horatio Cornblower
SonOfSpam

That’s a very good boy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Good thing he didn’t cross paths with his natural enemy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUeYLHiz58

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And of course while this song was playing my cat came to see what’s up.

Horatio Cornblower

Our cat Nutmeg, (an absolutely feral cat with a vicious streak a mile wide), disappeared a few years ago and now I’m pretty sure* she was a stunt double in this video.

*I’m pretty sure she went down to a pack of coyotes, but not without taking 2 or 3 of them with her.

Horatio Cornblower

Fightin’ Horatios, Iceball Division, are playing #7 ranked Quinnipiac for the CT Ice Tournament championship. UConn get out to a 3-1 lead. Quinnipiac then decided to play like they were the defending NCAA champions, (which they are), and it’s now 4-3 them.

UConn’s playing well, but I think the biggest problem they have is that Quinnipiac is just better than them.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s not bad, since fighting in NCAA hockey is apparently punishable by death.

Mr. Ayo
Brocky

Okay, there’s definitely not the usual time gap between entrants, it’s going too fast for me to post in time

Brocky

Entrants 6-10

Spoiler

Indi Hartwell
AsyIsuka
Ivy Nile
Katana Chance
Bianca Belair

#6 Indie Hartwell

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#7 Asuka

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#8. Ivy Nile

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#9 Katana Chance

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#10 Bianca Belaire

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SonOfSpam

I don’t really follow wrestling; will all the ladies wrestling eventually be naked and having relations with each other?

Brocky

I mean, supposedly two of them are dating, but it won’t be acknowledged on camera

Mr. Ayo

Only in your dreams.

litre_cola

That is called Ultimate Surrender based out of SF. My buddies and used to make jokes about this genre. I would look that up in incognito mode.

SonOfSpam

Thank you for that helpful information, random Canadian.

Horatio Cornblower

“No problem, eh?”

-FBI agent overdoing the fake accent thing while adding you to the list.

SonOfSpam

Hey, if trading pics with Jared Fogle is illegal, then…wait, wrong thread.

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

Not after Vince McMahon had to step down for his, -ahem-, “alleged” sex trafficking.

Brocky

Entrants 3-5

Spoiler

#3 Bayley

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#4: Candace Lerae

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#5 Jordynn Grace!

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Horatio Cornblower

Her urine is likely both purple and glow-in-the-dark

Brocky

Lol it’s funny, because youndont have to be specific, yet I know who you’re talking about

Brocky

Alright, the first two entrants:

Spoiler

Entrant #1: Natalya Neidhart!

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Entrant #2:

Naomi! A surprise

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Brocky

Hello my fellow troglodytes it’s that time of year again

That’s right it’s wwe royal rumble, and in the spirit of sexy Friday, I’m gonna be posting some favorite pics of the evenings competitors

There’s a good chance the three hour show starts with the rumble, so here we go, I’ll be posting in five contestant intervals!

Also, is there a saturday night thread, or is this it?

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t see anything in the hopper, so I’m guessing yes, this is the Saturday Night Open Thread

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Brocky

Cept wwe of course.

Brocky

…..sΓ­?

WCS

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Brocky

He might be a surprise entrnat. You never know

Horatio Cornblower

I thought he was dead, so I’d have definitely been surprised.

In looking him up I did get to see some of his recent Twitter thoughts and rather than dead he’s just another MAGA-moron. Repeated blows to the head will do that to you.

Brocky

How the fuck a Canadian weed enthusiast became a right winger is beyond me

ballsofsteelandfury

One more thing about Barca. Their defense:

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litre_cola

I miss Puyol.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, Kyrsten Sinema is not aging well.

Don T

Watching Griselda on the nets flicks. Mmm! That’s dynamite visuals.

Don T

But yeah. A series full of Colombians and not a single “usted” is a sticking point

ballsofsteelandfury

Don T is absolutely correct. Colombians, more than anyone, use “usted” and the more formal pronouns instead of “tu”. They even use “usted” when speaking with their families!

litre_cola

Xavi out at the end of the season.

They are broke.

They are shady.

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ballsofsteelandfury

They are indeed broke and don’t have any money to spend on established veterans. They tried it with the Portuguese guys they brought in, but they’re not superstars.

In the meantime, Xavi is playing a lot of La MacΓ­a guys with mixed results. They’re good but they’re young and sometimes shirk in big moments.

If they’re patient and give Xavi another year to get out from under the financial restrictions and for the young guys to get more experience and get better, they will be really good in two years.

The big question is whether Laporta will have the patience.

Honestly, I don’t think he has any choice. I don’t see how they can do any better with anyone else. They certainly don’t have the money to hire a big name coach.

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ballsofsteelandfury

It also doesn’t help that they are playing all their games at the Olympic stadium instead of Camp Nou. Less capacity affects the atmosphere.

And if Barca is shady, what exactly is Real Madrid? Wesley Snipes?

litre_cola

Very much so. Their loyalty to the king bothers me.

Every futbol club plays it pretty fast and loose with taxes.

ArmedandHammered

Donald Trump.

litre_cola

Called off work tonight, SHHHAAAMMMMEEE PIZZAAAA

ArmedandHammered

I answered your question from last night in slack

WCS
WCS

I will never understand the content access monster guidelines.

It’s a video of random rare BLEERGHs.

ballsofsteelandfury

Did ya find the extra BeIn channels? Since you still have cable, you should get them.

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Brick Meathook
2Pack

So they remade Space Jams in 2021with LeBron James and I’m just finding out now by an Italian TV commercial. I guess that’s what happens when your kids grow up. Or when a classic remake bombs badly.

blaxabbath

I mean, part of MJ’s Space Jam was the special effects.

Lebron gonna be AI’d into commercials for the next 30 years.

WCS

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Brick Meathook

I worked on all the “Non Space Jam” VFX shows at our facility back then.

ballsofsteelandfury

You should look for the extra BeIn channels. They have like seven of them, I think.

litre_cola

*Siete

Gumbygirl

The smiley face- chef’s kiss!

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Horatio Cornblower

You have very neat handwriting.

Gumbygirl

I don’t! You can tell this wasn’t me because there are no f- bombs.

scotchnaut

Blaxx’s pool reminded me of the time when I had just started at the warehouse-there was a office clerk that liked to play little jokes on folks and make fun of them. So I decided to play one on her.

Me: [on Monday] “Did you hear Becky’s having a pool party on Friday?”

Some Guy: “Oh, that’s great. Weather is supposed to be nice.”

Other Guy: “I never get invited to anything!”

Me: [on Tuesday] “Are you bringing any snacks to Becky’s pool party? I’m bringing chips but I can bring something else.”

Some Other Guy: “Nah, just bringing beer.”

/Wednesday

Becky: [over the PA] “I’m not having a pool party on Friday!”

/Thursday

Me: “I heard the pool party is back on-Becky changed her mind. What time are you going?”

Other Guy: “Probably around 4, just have to go home and get my bathing suit.

/Friday

Becky: [over the PA] “I’M NOT HAVING A POOL PARTY!”

Me: [to Becky, later] “It’s too bad you had to cancel your pool party, a lot of people are disappointed.”

Becky: “GODDAMNIT! I WAS NEVER GOING TO HAVE A POOL PARTY!”

Me: “Then why was everyone saying that you were going to have one?”

Etc., etc.

Senor Weaselo

Anything to maximize the pain, it seems.

2Pack

And no seat belt!

Horatio Cornblower

“I can fix her!”

-Not Johnny Depp

2Pack

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Senor Weaselo

It’s my best friend’s birthday today, and she’s turning 30. Took her out to dinner, and just taking this time out to tell you all how proud I am to know her and watch her grow up over the last 10 years or so, as a musician, and more importantly as a person.

(Also I need to keep drafting her sonata out so that way I can finish it before whenever she and her bf decide to get married because that’s her wedding present from me, the same way the Franck Sonata was his present to his buddy Ysaye.)

(This is the cellist who chewed out the conductor all those years ago.)

Don T

Just sprinkle in some scherzos and if they don’t like it, just go “I knew you wouldn’t get it”. Then toss sideways your scarf hammily and walk away.

Horatio Cornblower

If you’re in the mood for complete chaos, Georgetown plays at Providence at 12:30 today. G’town’s coach left Providence last year, under somewhat questionable circumstances. Basically he quit on the team over the last few weeks and their once-promising season went to the hell.

Providence students have been drinking since sun-up and have knocked down the security gates fighting amongst themselves to get into the arena and get the best seats.

There is no way this ends well.

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Senor Weaselo

I forgot that Patrick Ewing got shown the door at Georgetown a few years back.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m a little hazy on it but I think they might have canned him partway through last season. He was a disaster as a coach.

Cooley’s a decent coach, but he handled the switch remarkably poorly.

scotchnaut

What Georgetown has lost The Spearmint Rhino has gained.

Senor Weaselo

Full of Guinea nations? I thought Italy gave up all its claims after the war.

/Half-Italian, so I can make that joke!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As opposed to this guy, who is so Italian he’s, like, double Italian.

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Horatio Cornblower

The lack of a speedo makes me question his status has a pure blood Italian.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Blood? Pfft. This guy’s circulatory system runs on pure olive oil.

2Pack

Yeah no banana sling = suspect.

jjfozz

oh, you guys

Horatio Cornblower

Irish-German here, and I can also make that joke.

Because

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you see

blaxabbath

Someone call Peter King at The Wednesdayer because POOL’S FUCKED and blaxxy just got a spring project!

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Maybe i can contact the Eagles to set up the board because they know all about TAKING A DIVE!

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BugEyedBoo

It’s ’cause the muscles in their chests are different.
-Racist Papaw Boo

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Except, you know, this one guy:

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Dunstan

grumble grumble DEI critical race theory woke argle bargle harumph

Senor Weaselo

I’m here for pool basketball, but put a trampoline somewhere else in the yard and you’ve got pool slamball, and that’s objectively better.

Except for the inevitable injuries.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The kommentist party in six months (artist’s conception):

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Don T

“Mrs. Bart” makes me lose it every time

Fronkenshteen
blaxabbath

I do believe that, if TITS fails hard /immediate in their whatever-build, Koach Kliff Kingsbury insta-success in Vegas could draw Don_T into the Black Hole.

Fronkenshteen

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Don T

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…
no comment

Senor Weaselo
Don T
Don T

😝
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Senor Weaselo

To take from above, you got that Satan that’s like, Double Satan?

/I just realized I walked into a Persona bit where you can have Satan, Lucifer, and Satanael simultaneously. So, Triple Satan.

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blaxabbath

Is Antonio Pierce going to hand over OC duties to Koach Kliff Kingsbury????

WCS

Houston 500 just made a shout out on LA Beast’s current* live stream.

*08:04 EST

That’s two DFO references found in the wild in two days.

blaxabbath

Could you explain all that again?

blaxabbath

https://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2024/01/26/trulieve-cannabis-agricultural-phoenix-unionize.html?csrc=6398&utm_campaign=trueAnthemTrendingContent&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=linkedin

That’s fine but if the price of my dope goes up ten cents, I’m heading back to the non-union drug store across the freeway….

Don T

I’d boycott Trulieve solely out of that lame-ass name 😠

blaxabbath

Sure thing, Addict.

Gumbygirl

I don’t mind giving up a few shekels for a good cause!

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WCS

Mali v Burkina Faso is this year’s Coup Bowl

Technical Bowl

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Don T

Guinea surplus?! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£