Welcome back! There was some quality participation in various threads last week and it was great seeing the usuals come hard after taking the summer off. That’s some good commentin’!
Notes:
-The Pac 12 is rising slowly from…something. Basically they offered membership to any school with State after their name and [waves hands around] a general West-ish location. So welcome aboard Fresno State, Boise State, Colorado State and San Diego State. Oregon State and Washington State breath a huge sigh of relief.
-Looks like Malik Willis starts at least one game for Green Bay after being acquired in late August. My only notion of him is that he’s really, really raw.
-Detroit Lions legend Joe Schmidt passed away at the age of 92. For those that may not know, he was one of the most prominent remaining links to the excellent Lions teams of the 50’s. As a linebacker he was the gold standard in that his no-nonsense play caused folks to compare Butkus to him when the latter first entered the league. He was an eight-time All Pro and get this, he coached the team from the mid-sixties to the early 70’s and had a career winning record!
To The Game!
Bills/Fins:
-Rodgers loves to blither about owning Chicago but Josh Allen is 11-2 vs Miami and has thrown for two or more TD’s in every game.
-James Cook’s best buddy just might be OC Joe Brady. Since Ken Dorsey was fired Cook’s usage has gone bananas though I think he’s a bit too small for this kind of work. Then again, it’s not like he gets those goal line carries. He’s a good fit between the 20’s for the most part. I figure Ray Davis would get some action there but did I get sniped? Yes.
-Mostert is out and Achane is limping and a game-timer. Are we going to get a Jeff Wilson day? McDonald brought him onboard from San Fran because he’s trustworthy in pass protection but he’s a bit of a plodder which doesn’t fit the speed-demon profile that Miami’s backs tend to have. Rookie Jaylen Wright fits that bill but it might be too early in his development.
-Ex-Bills safety Jordan Poyer and his punctured lung have been cleared to play for the Fins but not to fly home. Something’s wrong there, just can’t put my finger on it.
Do a thing in the comments.
At least Tua won’t remember what a bad night he had. I hope he retires and takes over Brady’s broadcasting contrac
Brady’s debut made me long for the quiet competence of Jason Witten.
Far too many domestic violence, a strange amount of fires, and miracle that is Narcan… not one call yet for any teenaged co-eds being systemically picked off by a masked serial killer.
The Lolphins were the only AFC East that ever seemed to really be the turd in Brady-Belichick’s punch bowl.
Bizarre that Josh Allen has become the Bernard Pollard to the LOLphins’ knees.
I love it when I’m surrounded my entire sleeping family and I can drink in peace.
Just a reminder, we’re vacuuming the clubhouse tonight. So keep those feet up!
CO is a hell of a drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjBYvOsN0Vs
I think we’re in for a weird weekend.
….and it’s now Friday the 13th.
Dolphin fan songs to hear in Publix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDgOwX72fLI&list=RDNtNKowPiB2w&index=2
When you said “the range” I thought you were talking about the place that I wish Thomas Matthew Crooks had spent more time.
Did you ever read about the facility where he worked? The world is owned by genuine demons.
To clarify, thanks to blax I looked at my previous comment and realized how vague that was.
Anyway, I just took my first arson-related call. This is sooooo going to court.
Did they speak with an Irish accent?
https://youtu.be/3KB54p8_wh8?si=WaFc5p-64xMBjC5e
Oof, arson is nasty stuff
Was it the IRS? Asking for an imaginary.
Yahoo passed up James Cook for me and drafted Marvin Harrison Jr. instead, then gave itself an A-.
Thanks for passing on him
Fitz: “This brought back some memories from two years ago.”
That man is a fucking liar.
See if next week brings Fitz memories about the time he was gonna take the Jets to the playoffs until a complete bedshitting on the last game. Which, on balance is a good season. Oh look, fly on my drink. How good.
Best advice I could find, Brocky
The final panel reminded me of this joke, which I thought was delightful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu95LbKdLJI
Texas State calling a useless time-out here is so stupid. ASU should go for the TD.
I should be laughing at Tittay Inspector’s entrance, but instead, I’m borderline livid right now…
People can be such fucking pieces of shit to each other for absolutely no other reason than just “hey, it was funny at the time!”
I mean, one of the finer points of a good joke is timing….
That Money Game series makes me wish so much for the eventual lawsuit against the NCAA, conferences, schools, fucking everyone to be sued by every half-decent college athlete from the last 75 years for reparations.
Dolphin highlight reel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-3GOo_nWoc
I do have to watch Jojo at some point.
first season very different in a Lupin Castle of Castriglio animation style, 2 gets bit different amusing and 3 is where really hits the stride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY
Is there an age limit for game face painting? I’d say yes, 28 for males.
YAAAASSSSS. Also the “shirtless in the stands” bit.
Disagree, on tropical origin grounds.
It better be below the minimum age to receive Social Security, while it still exists.
“I got my face painted like a cat, MEOW!”
-Eli
Truth Biscuit Titties is in!
Time for the Truth Biscuit
I don’t think it would have helped with that particular situation, but if anyone should be wearing a Guardian helmet it’s Tua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofQ6i9I1IYY&ab_channel=killwill89
God damn it, Lauren Holly was so fucking hot in that movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2UegbjcTzc
Texas State’s WR went total business decision there. Just gave up that ball to the safety. No fight whatsoever. Kid bailed on the play.
ASU responds with a quick TOD.
Skyler going to have to complete that to a Bills Defender if he wants Tuas Job
So many current strippers and future used car salesmen chanting ASU! ASU! ASU! right now.
They think they’re gonna be models and finance managers.
Texas State’s uniforms look like the output of, “Combine ASU and UA’s uniforms into a single scheme.” in whatever AI. Walmart’s, I guess.
Shank’lor showed up, looked at the score, and just went YOLO
Should I be coming over for the emergence of the Tua/Thompson debate?
So, since this game is over, and we all have a focus on our health….
Has anyone had any experience with “IV” injections soley for dehydration?
There’s a business near my office that I spotted. I’ve been struggling with dehydration for like two years now, just can’t seem to drink enough water.
Is it pseudoscience or does it have merit? I know at least the “hangover cures” work
It can’t hurt to get some hydration.
My buddy’s wife was a nurse, and he had her run IVs for him a few times when he was hungover.
(but just drink some Pedialyte, much easier)
Been trying some form of additive for months, no difference
Try butt-chugging it
Ex-wifey did that more than thrice on this dipshit.
Total pseudo sci. Instead, take dehydrated water supplements.
I followed over to this ASU/TXST 4th ground tie score.
I’ve had an IV for dehydration twice- both in an urgent care setting.
1. Yes, it works in an acute context
2. The issue may be potassium or magnesium rather than straight hydration- drinking too much water can strip those out
3. I wouldn’t trust one of those “medspa” places to give me directions, let alone plunge something into me.
Better to do it naturally. Had IVs after sustained heavy training and they do perk you right back up. But the better way is always have a water bottle near by and take a good drink every 20-30 minutes. Try that with pediolite (sp?) if water is not working or too boring. No soda, sports drinks get expensive. Get a hydration pack it practical for you. But really just water slowly all day.
Are you having actual negative effects from dehydration? It really takes quite a bit to end up with kidney problems, if you just aren’t peeing as often as they say is ideal you’re probably fine
I’m getting moiderd by Achane and the Bills D on Freezer Vodka. But NAWT gonna tank for Lowratio.
You don’t have to tank, you just have to pay the union-negotiated ra…
Oh, right the fantasy football thing.
Carry on.
I got fucked by Saquon in week one, got fucked by Cook this week.
What are you, Polynesian?
Well, you can’t be playing me because I have achane and was so smart thinking the dolphins were a high scoring team that I benched the buffalo d. Oh well
So… the JV-former-Fightin’-Herm-Edwards-and-new-Big-12-16-member-Sun-Devils are tied with future Pac-132 member Texas State, 28-28 in the fourth.
The fucking deuce Herm left for that place to clean up would have tanked the program for a decade, in the old conference format.
Now their coach goes on the radio and is like, literally, just calling for more money because that’s the remedy – the only remedy – to any woes in CFB. He’s saying, give me money and I’ll take care of the rest. The Ghost of Herm Edwards wasn’t spotted on the edge of Sun Devil Stadium for even a day.
Live look at Brain Flores replying the Tua injury
https://x.com/theghettogronk/status/1834417995617054845?s=46
hopefully, next week ends in the dumbest tie
Could Miami off the BC LioUns a quick million to take Nathan Rourke off their hands?
He’d be a great fit for Miami, and VA can be the undisputed #1 again. Seems like a win/win
Ross already consulting the insurance for burning the stadium down and if it will pay more if he does it with all the fans inside
Tanneyhill back to Miami.
Ak-47s for everyone
Sorry, totes forgot about that killing machine in my trunk teehee.
no charges filed, no wonder why
Besides it being a shithole state?
Of all the times for Jamie Foxx not to do his Trump impressions. I can’t think of a more fitting instance than to mock that snake oil salesman than in a gambling ad.
It took them a whole six minutes to diagnose him with a concussion?
They had to find a sober doctor.
Doc was just snorting blow since 05:00. He never had any booze.