TGIF! College Football Playoffs just kicked off! Tune in to see if #Windiana can keep it going against the Golden Domers. I heard there may be snow!
Survival – Personal Edition
Island time! Except it’s deserted, you’re stuck there, and need to survive until people notice you’re missing and come find you.
- Water. You need to find drinkable water first and foremost to survive. Hollow out tree trunks to collect rainwater. But that has to be consumed within a day before it goes bad. Water from a coconut is also good, but in moderation. Too much and you’ll get diarrhea. Some islands will have a wetter, mountainous center, so be sure to explore as much of the island terrain as possible.
- Protect your body. Stay in the shade to protect yourself from the sun and stay away from the sun reflecting off the ocean. If freshwater is available, dampen your clothes during the hot hours to cool yourself and avoid sweating out water. Do not use saltwater for this as that will result in boils and sores.
- Food. Your best bet is fishing. Find a forked stick and tie your shirt over the end of it to make a basket. In shallow water, hold the stick low and when a fish swims over it, scoop it out. If there’s no spiny scales on the fish, you can eat it raw. In the mood for some bird? Find some rocks and pelt them when nearby.
- Fire. You’ll want a fire going at all times as it will be an excellent signal. Grab a flat piece of wood, a stick, and some grass. Place the grass on the flat piece of wood, then spin the stick between your palms to generate enough heat to ignite the grass. Once going, gather additional fuel for the fire and keep it fed and burning. You can even use it to cook your fish and birds.
- Lookout. Keep a steady lookout in all directions to identify any passing ships. More than likely if you see one that will be a shipping land that more boats will follow. Make sure you can signal in that direction to get their attention.
At some point, help will come and whisk you back to civilization and then a movie deal which will make you rich and famous. Congrats!
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
Why does the state of Indiana exist again?
French Lick!
So West Virginians have someone to look down on?
To give Ohio something to feel sorry about?
To give Alabama something to aspire to?
I did have an amazing Indiana experience this past year now that we’re doing 2024 retrospective shit.
They were good hosts and the eclipse was life altering and I would go back to Indianapolis again in a heartbeat to visit the Slippery Noodle.
Actual live eclipse photo when it happened.
Once I finish this wine I really ought to catch up a bit on my scotch advent calendar. I’m something like 15 days behind
Start with the odd numbered daze
I think you should drink all of it on Christmas Eve, and then go sing Christmas carols to your neighbors at 3 am. That would be festive as fuck!
McDonough just absolutely shitting all over the Big-10 is priceless.
Also accurate.
Oregon at 1 and maybe Ohio State sneaking in at 11 or 12. Not four of them.
I forget that Nike U. and company are now Big 10.
Because it’s so stupid, you see.
The one solace is that Alabama and their fans must be watching this game and losing their minds.
The meltdowns feed my soUl
PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL, I”M GUNNA HANG MYSELF AND LISTEN
Dammit, Hoosiers. Accept your loss and move on with your lives!
How did Indiana make the Playoffs again?
2024-25 Indiana Hoosiers Schedule – College Football – CBSSports.com
The Fightin’ Horatios played a comparable schedule
Wait until you see what happens to SMU. It will make them long for the death penalty days, I predict.
Reading this on Saturday and your comment aged pretty well!
One thing I really like about McDonough, if a team/coach/player is sucking out loud, he will get on the air and say they’re sucking. None of that Collinsworth ball gargling.
If the Indiana QB truly hopes to play professional football I hope he knows how to speak Canadian.
He is Canadian no?
No idea, I just know he’s in no way ever going to play in the NFL.
“With the 7th Round Selection in the NFL Draft, the New York Giants select…”
@ISDUpdate
Notre Dame Stadium now chanting: “Hoosier Daddy”
Okay, that’s kind of funny.
Sounds like only a computer program can be trusted to decide the number one college football team.
Okay, so maybe we shouldn’t have extended the number of playoff teams.
*from Indiana
Italian titty movies > this game right now
True but what wouldn’t fit on the right side of that arrow?
There are few places they truly fit
Just me, or has this been a piss-poor coaching job by the Indiana guy?
He waved the white flag pretty early, but also he’s Italian, so he may just be overmatched.
Pardon me.
*exits clubhouse*
*runs back into clubhouse with a St. John’s bandana around his wing-wang*
Holy shit they might be acceptably good this year!
Are Lou Carnasecca and Felipe Lopez back?
Felipe Lopes used to be my weed dealer in the 90s up here. Not joking
Yeah he could distribute the rock
We’ve met. I go fast enough already, never done any faster drugs, except speed in Australia once. ONCE.
Yeah, uppers just make people annoying and/or dead. Stick to alcohol/weed as God intended.
You were never on the beak? Not even once? Damn. Now I know I’m old as fuck. It was always snowing when I was a yout.
…and a fine middle infielder as well.
Felipe López (baseball) – Wikipedia
Louie died for this team to make the tourney (round of 64, First Four don’t count)
Forget it, Senor; it’s Providence.
Sensational hustle Ayo. It’s the island, me in cave man mode, and lady number 6 this week.
My goodness!! Yowza!
THIS GUY JERIMAYAH LOVE I CALL HIM THE PALADIN BECAUSE HE CLAIMS TO BE ON THE SIDE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUST LAID HIS HANDS ON THAT INDIANA DEFENDER.
https://youtu.be/Qxf9PdLlo9I?si=dQOffclYgknyclcw
Sorry, I’m more a fan of ’90s action movies.
McBain (The Full Movie, High Quality, Widescreen) – YouTube
Glad to see that bullshit “late hit out of bounds even though the quarterback is technically still in bounds” penalty has trickled down to the college level.
Evening everybody. Hope everyone bet on the Irish. (checks for potato famine, sees there is none) Yeah, that’s the right bet.
I threw 30 CAD, so 5 USD on chalk today. Paid 70 CAD so a bottle of listerine and a percocet.
Are you having a stroke? Go look in the mirror, is your face lopsided?
I talk with a funny accent. Does that count?
I think you’re ok, maybe it’s just the listerine and percocet cocktail talking
Back in the day I lived at a ski resort in Lake Louise. A buddy lined up blue, yellow, and green listerine.
The blue and green went down no problem. The yellow did not. I will say we got a different level of drunk.
Gumby and I were in a dive bar in Florida, day drinking. There was a dude with his head down, fast asleep on the bar for a few hours. He woke up, ordered a shot of tequila, downed it, bit into the lime, and snorted a line of salt. He got up and sauntered out of there like a boss. Nobody in the place even blinked.
Welp, looks like the Irish has won the Battle for Indiana.
why on god’s green earth would anyone battle for indiana?
to leave?
https://vimeo.com/512736842
Germ Skinny-Cock.
https://vimeo.com/778556886
keep chasing that dragon, imaginary frienderino!
Is Pincay Drive named after the jockey? I guess that makes sense, that’s where Hollywood Park was. Or it’s just an amazing coinkydink
Lookit the Trevor Denman groupie!
The horses are on the track
https://youtu.be/4V5Zoe84BjE?si=BMTNsw46iiF35ve1
Because Dok mentioned colonics on the other thread….
https://youtu.be/MLhW9ifc1Gc?si=wRbjk3yMfBhenWGG
(does this count as sexy?)
Yes
The fact that someone like Ryan Seacrest is a multi-millionaire celebrity and isn’t living under a bridge and sucking cock to fund a massive heroin habit is a real sign of Western Civilization’s decline.
Well, to be fair we don’t actually know that he isn’t sucking cock to fund a massive heroin habit
THIS
Speaking of, somebody needs to ask Elon and his VP Trumples who gets to be the MAN if u noe wut I mean
It might be a nice bridge.
Down by the In-and-Out, next to LAX:
https://vimeo.com/693405435
Hey, I found Balls’s neighborhood!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgLSmymI3S3QEYWWhcwEUFDtM4KfB5ApaJwg&s
(just click it; none of them seem to post here)
How about the name Scissor Lift Bris for a punk bad?
Cherry Buzz-Cock.
No way Scissor Lift anything gets to play Notre Dame.
Our fake music office punk band is Workplace Violence
The ginger has to be AI.
Anyway,
I can not wait to see how iu screws this up
You made me check the score, and the score displeased me. BAD BROCKY!!
I want to cheer for underdog Indiana but I’m reading Fever In The Heartland which is about the rebirth of the Klan in the 1920’s that was centered in that state.
I have seen a documentary about the 1920s Indiana state government footy with the Klan. Should I order this here booky-book?
I think so. Lots of info that is not generally known backed up by original sources.
I need several books handy for this weirdo Xmas/NY period.
YAY, my library has it even tho we is in Teh SOUTH!
Our postal strike is finally over-wifey will be upset at the dollar value of books that I’ve ordered.
True Story- the very last book in my queue is a WW1 history tome that I won by having the highest mark in my History class in high school.
I am still employed. There is a lot of fat to trim and my director said “Fuck you, we will need you and your team more thane ever, we will fucking fire the stamp guys.”
Very funny with his accent as he is Quebecois and got asked the same question by my peer in Ontario and in Atlantic.
You’ve read Christopher Moore right?
No! Where should I start??
His best book is Lamb, about Christ’s missing years and his adventures with his best pal, Biff. I cannot emphasize enough how good that one is. Second best, for me, is Sacre Bleu, about demons, French impressionists, and the coloUr blue.
Then there’s ‘The Stupidest Angel’ first one I read by him, a trilogy about vampires in San Francisco, a duo about soul-eaters in San Francisco, a couple of books about King Lear’s fool, and one called The Island of the Sequined Love Nun. Oh, and a couple of noir novels.
All very funny and with a healthy amount of sex in most of them.
But ‘Lamb’ is outstanding.
Oh, you are in for a treat! Many treats! They’re all good
I’m a fan of all his stuff, but I have a soft spot for Fluke
That’s one I haven’t stumbled across yet.
I own 13 of the others.
https://www.chrismoore.com/books/fluke/
Y’all just made me buy Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove.
Knowing him as I do, I think he’s fully immersed in the works of Christopher Moore-Left.
I’ve read that one. It’s very good, albeit grim.
Yeah but Notre Dame is in Indiana too.
I mean, I was talking about the university that hasn’t had any real success in football for quite some time.
/wait a sec…
They’re both in Indiana. Someone is going to win, I’d rather it be the Fighting Brocky’s. At least this week!
At what point do I get to complain to my singer friend that I hadn’t seen in six years until last week to play a party about her Master’s alma mater?
/Under ZERO circumstances did I mention to contractor Senorita Weaselo that I had asked said singer out seven years ago, though obv nothing came of it and that was not the reason why I recommended her, because do you fucking want me to die?
Wait, what is the complaint about? And who are you voicing it to?
Complaining about the JV footy
I know from my kid that IU has a good music program but I am still piecing together the rest.
I had to read this a few times, but I think you are hinting at a three-way?
#10 all day every day and twice on Sunday
/Inspired by my joke below-
Best Punk Stripper Names:
Nancy Ripped-Jeans
Heroine Tracks
Eyeblack Hardcot
Clash Strummer
Cramp Misfit
Slit Heartbreaker
Have at it.
#2 wins obvs
Deedee Ramone
Steph Ylococcus
Ruined Star
Or Violated Starfish. Is this a freaky Friday thing where Balls and I have exchanged fetishes.
Bob Johnson!
Oh, wait….
My second ever boyfriend’s name was Bob Johnson. He was very cute, but deeply weird.
There is a bob on a johnson joke somewhere here.
Not in 7th grade there wasn’t! There was kissyface huggybear and that was it!
‘Kathleen Hanna’
Oh, wait…
If you have anything shiny you can use it to signal passing planes and boats. However, if you are trying to keep your lair hidden avoid lair bling
But don’t avoid Blair Ling, she’s a total fox.
But do avoid Blair Witch.
And also avoid Blair Witch.
Has anyone ever said that The Blair Witch Project is great?
The guys cashing the checks.
But don’t avoid Blair Williams
Yeah, but is she smrt? Would you say she’s a cunning Ling?
Here’s the view from my fighter jet, departure from LAX over the ocean and then looping back over the city on my way to test pilot work in Arizona:
https://vimeo.com/800427502?share=copy
I want to take #1 out to dinner.
Mostly just to make sure she eats something.
I know right? I was wondering if she was just rescued from a deserted island..
Or Matt Gaetz’s pool house.
I’M A HOOSIERS FAN!!
Teevee off, playoffs ruined. FUCK EVERYTHING.
🎶 With an interception here and an interception there.,. 🎶
goddamnit, stupid Hoser quartered back.
.
Well, the iu football season was fun while it lasted
#4 She’s a real world Lace Harding!
Here’s to hoping that today we celebrate Notrefreudendame.
and YES, Brocky – Hippo is wearing his IU sweatshirt. Ah has DUN MAH PART.
I’m wearing my iu socks.
As in, they were socks I bought while at IU
Offer more cigars and rum to your Robert Montgomery Knight Jobu figure!
I am pretty sure that if I had a soul, I’d sell it for this week’s #1. Also #4, mind.
Can somebody check to see if they have REALLY low standards and Daddy issues?
Palos Verdes, California
I shot this right after I put a twin-turbo Rolls Royce Merlin V-16 engine in my Ford Explorer.
https://vimeo.com/1041266629?share=copy#t=0
As an Irish Catholic, let me be the first to state:
Fuck Notre Dame with a very used, rusty, and filth-encrusted syringe from a local shooting gallery outside South Bend.
I thought rusty coathangers were more Notre Dame’s thing.
Rusty Coathanger would be the perfect name for a punk stripper.
Or the name of an alcoholic penny royal drink. Pre-scraped before you rape. I am so going to hell, oh wait, I’m an atheist, so no.
Gape the fucks with a scissor lift
As someone who is also of the pale potato persuasion, I concur.