Wasn’t that last tilt a keeper? (writing this at noon EST) They don’t get much better than that! And the ending-I did not see that coming. Onward.
To The Game!
Steelers/Ravens:
Flowers For None: Zay has been ruled out of the game. Ordinarily I’d think that a receiving corps whose best wr is Rashod Bateman would be very suspect but this is one of the very rare scenarios whereby the sum total of the players (and system they use) is much better than the individual parts.
-Streaks: Bally cruised into the postseason on a five game W tear. Oh boy. Pitt’s woes were very well-documented-they’re pretty much the Blues Brothers car that imploded at the end of the chase scene the moment they exit it. Anyway, they limped, waddled, doddered, staggered, and stumbled to the finish line with four losses in a row.
-Can those Steelers get to the 24 point mark because I can see the Ravens easily reaching that figure.
-In this rivalry the home team has won seven straight tilts.
-One fella that did some damage last time round, (162 yards rushing) King Henry, set a record this year! Hold on, it’s for most yards gained without winning the rushing title.
-Pitt needs to turn the ball over and Lamar has been able to be stripped in the past. Watt will most likely be obliging on that front.
-It feels as though these guys play each other every other year in the playoffs but they’re meeting for the first time in a decade.
-Which Pickens?: The mercurial George had 1 catch for 0 yards last week vs the Cards but had a personal high of 8 grabs for 89 the last he played the Ravens. It’s anyone’s guess.
Be you in the comments.
*takes a shit on the notebook*
-L. Jackson
Steelers letting Mike McDaniels be honorary team drill sergeant this week
Oh, this is that Amazon Prime game, right? Yeah, I don’t have Prime.
Fuck off to Mars, Bezos. Sooner rather than later.
“Mars is MINE! Pick a different planet.”
-Phony Stark/Space Karen
Sissy Spacex
Game sure is bringing all the prestige and glory of a Prime Thursday Night Football Game
Maybe someday Connecticut will get internet.
Judging by the comments here it wouldn’t be worth the effort.
Just turned on the game and when do the Steelers actually take the field?
Once every 20 minutes for about 60 seconds.
I swear, I think a team of fucking zombies (and there actually are zombie porn movies) would show more life than this Steelers team.
September.
Al Michaels is definitely a Brentwood guy.
Brentwood is next!
Bundy Dr.
-OJ Simpson, after trying to find his ex-wife in Lompoc and El Centro.
lol pickens fucking damn son
“Crap” and “hell” in my NFL broadcast?!??
Don’t you hate it when you go to clutch your pearls and it turns out you forgot to wear them?
Was hoping to hear “Look at that motherfucker go!” from SpongeBob earlier, but alas.
So, on that note:
There’s a story about Jerry Lee Lewis touring with Chuck Berry, and not being too happy that Berry was the headliner and having to open for him. So one night Lewis, (a real piece of shit in so many, many ways, but an outstanding showman), opens up with an act that just set the house on fire. There’s no way Chuck can follow this: the audience knows this, Chuck knows this, and most of all, Lewis knows it.
Lewis walks off stage and past Berry, who is absolutely seething. Lewis, who in addition to being a big fan or marrying his underaged cousin is also a racist, says “Take that, n—–.”
Some years later I’m watching a SpongeBob episode with my kids. SpongeBob and Patrick are in some kind of competition, trying to outdo each other. SpongeBob lands some incredible trick, walks by Patrick, (who is a pink starfish) and says “take that, pinky.”
Holy shit did I howl with laughter. There is no way the writers didn’t get that from the same film about Lewis I had seen. No. way.
That’s amazing. Love it when jokes are made for like five people.
Al is having none of this other idiot’s shit
On behalf of Yinzers everywhere, I apologize for this stunning display of incompetence.
PIT’s softer than ketchup soufflé
In 2027 we’ll go to war with the UK because they put catsup indtead of ketchup in trump’s eggs
They’re softer than my butt pillow.
AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING!
And smellier.
Sometimes, the narrative gets tossed out on its ear (Clips at 500s).
Sometimes, the narrative says I got you, boo. You can get some sleep. (Stillers at Ratbirds)
Henry maybe gonna get his 7th 200 ys game?
As the dog says ” that would be rocking”
The biggest indictment of this team is how soft they are. They can’t tackle for shit.
“I agree, need more toughness”
-Mike Webster, biting the head off a Barbie doll and shoving the body under a couch cushion to keep the Martians from implementing their plan to weaponize lice
I want to see an ostrich race a Model T
Ideally they both burst into flames at the end. Dinner and a show!
I wanna see Osterreich race Mr. T
The entire country of Austria vs an aging TV star with a great schtick? Ok, yeah!
I pity the fool that won’t watch that.
I wanna see the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile race in Formula 1
party like its 1915
forget the forward pass
Fuck I hate when this Herbstreit dipshit marvels that football players are tall and weigh a lot..
This pizza joint I’m at doesn’t have the game.
I’m gonna leave a one star yelp review
Make it clear to all that you thought the food and service was good but given the non- game environment, you must give it a one.
Check the basement for pedos.
Why would he look for farts in the basement?
Heat rises, basement’s the source.
Lamar Jackson is 2-4 in the postseason. He’s no Trent Dilfer.
Postseason records:
Lamar Jackson 2-4
Trent Dilfer 5-1
Joe Flacco 10-6 (elite)
I forgot there’s someone coming to look at the house tomorrow
. It’s too windy to do the steak on the grill, and the fan over the stove kind of sucks, so I’ll have pizza tonight instead.
Up in this bitch!
Like a fucking lady!
I need to stop blinking so much, I’m missing all the Steelers drives
Is Tomlin a coward? WTH was that punt up in this bitch?
You trust this offense to get one yard?!?
Of course not. But if they want to win they have to believe they can up in this bitch!
After last week’s one yard fiasco, that might be the smart play.
Twitter occasionally still has its uses.
🤣🤣🤣
At least he’s not using rats as …
Another Old Fashioned?
Hot take: Tomlin should put in Fields because Wilson looks like the nano bubbles no longer work
at least do this in the 2nd half, making it all the easier to dump russell’s ass in the offseason to get him ready for the giants
What’s the line on number of Yinzers calling for Tomlin to be fired “because he can’t win playoff games” after this?
All of them, Katie.
That was a lot of words to say that Russ isn’t a very good QB
Well, they can’t just show the Superb Owl XLIX interception over and over.
I wish they would
oh, cool. The fans are humming Seven Nation Army.
Bane, please do your thing.
Steelers aren’t good enough for trickeration, for fucks sake.
Plenty good for five consecutive three-and-outs, though!
So did you get high on that doobie?
Ravens are known for being the smartest birds.
Also for eating the eyes of the dead on battlefields
And the animal associated with The Morrigan!
https://bsky.app/profile/remydee.bsky.social/post/3lfijl3ip2c2s
“The only reason people call Jackson an MVP is because black people run fast. He never has to throw an accurate pass”
-everyone’s racist uncle.
best part is he probably has a tebow jersey somewhere
Lamar does?
the racist uncle without a shred of knowledge of what irony is
He lists his alma mater as “school of hard knocks,” collects disability cuz DA GUBNINT won’t pay more.
One day they’ll do a documentary following up on the lives of all the kids he circumcised in the Phillipines and I will totally watch it
C’mon, we’ve moved past that. Now they say the only reason people call him an MVP is DEI.
come on amazon, if you are gonna play an alternate version of wild thing, play the PROPER alternate version of wild thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxZbOZDineQ
I’m sorry. This isn’t the Sam Kinison version starring Jessica Hahn.
https://youtu.be/3wAm2HAx7i0
And that’s the season.
hold up, zero bullshits have happen thus far. wait.
Yeah. Allowing a 95 yard drive that culminates in a touchdown on 3rd and 13 is not exactly optimal.
it will never not be glorious to see king henry send someone to the shadow realm with a stiff arm
To be fair, it was pretty stupid if the defender to try and take that stuff arm.
Tractorcito is up in this bitch!
The refs missed a call? I am shocked up in this bitch!
Ah, so they ARE going to do QB swapsies!
Justin Fields would have picked that up
/shows self out
#neverforget
https://youtu.be/G_0kXpu3laE?si=pHhvIWhTzUiuuoLm
That is hilarious. I’ve never seen that.
anthem singer is a dish
Shoulder porn much appreciate!
I can totally see my house! (in the non-burning distance)
https://ibb.co/71hCyq9
Live shot of the Chargers’ season?
That’s an amazing horrible pic.
Wow, it’s so horrible. Great picture, though. Welcome home?
Not my photo. I changed my return to Saturday.
Good plan.
I feel queasy. Time for a medicinal doob. MEDICINAL, motherfuckers!
Sounds like you’re pregnant maybe.
I would be either worshipped as a goddess or burned at the stake!
Either way, you’ll be remembered!
Just came online here now.
What the hell happened to lesser harbs?
He shit his khakis.
houston defense woke up and realized this is not the afc south
He realized he’s coaching the Chargers
Eh, I’ve seen bigger flags
We need a better ball game up in this bitch!
Oh, I thoroughly enjoyed not watching the last one.
Said it in the last thread, and I’m saying it here:
I guess Harbaugh now has time to help Dean Spanos pack up & evacuate the mansion.
I don’t think we’ll see back-to-back Harbaugh losses, but it would be lovely if we did.
MERRY BOLTMAS, EVERYONE!
Spanos’ neighborhood is probably surrounded by less wealthy neighborhoods that have been bombed to provide a direct break
HARF HARF HARF. It’s a THE BEN sighting on Amazon’s pre-game circus!
And stabby
Well sure, I mean Charissa is on set…
And she knows to avoid any bathroom stalls …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9eLz4DrwF8
The only time I’ll post this any season: before any and all playoff games.
My brother had the Pieces of Eight album. It rocked, or so Catholic school me thought.
“He wasn’t wrong; it was a fabulous album to make love to.” – Father O’Donoghue
The priest’s version was called “Pieces of Eight Year Old Ass”