You’ve been talking about this match all week so here you go! I see we’ve Arsehole/Man U as well-not a bad footy-related day!
Would anyone care to wallow with me in the tepid bathwater of my Tub of Wrongness regarding the Chargers game? Herbert was the first qb since 1950 to throw more pics in a playoff game than in the entire regular season. Oof!
To The Game!
Broncos/Bills:
-Buffalo is the first team in the Super Bowl era to have less than 15 sacks and 15 turnovers and their +24 differential is the best any team has seen in 15 years. The House Money Broncos led the league with 63 sacks.
-Payton has of course done an incredible job this year but his postseason road mark is 1-5. No matter the outcome, outsiders will regard this year as a roaring success.
-Some want to call this a Von Miller R-word Game but he left 5 years ago-let’s call it a Reintroduction Game.
-Is Denver’s D solid? They are in the top five (there’s that number again) of at least 17 different statistical categories. And Surtain, oh my. No man is an island but db Surtain has not allowed a single player more than 50 receiving in any game. I shall call him, “Isthmus”.
-That said, there is a gap that Allen has the skillset to exploit. (you were thinking ‘running’, weren’t you? Well, there is that as well) Though they are effective when blitzing, Denver has given up 15 of 22 passing TD’s while doing so. Josh has passed for 16 TD’s while being blitzed.
-Nix on the BoLieve?: Rookie QB’s have lost 5 (again!) straight road playoff games and them Broncs have lost 6 of 7 to playoff teams this year.
get at it.
Dead guy pickerception
Just like Hamlin, the pick-six was also neutralized on the field.
Come on 25 garbage rec. yards to Sutton.
…or not.
#FreeMackHollins
The Bills haven’t pulled either Allen or Cook. Unbelievable.
Their hubris shall be their downfall.
They really have high hopes for that NCIS: Origins show, maybe they are hoping the geri’s will fall asleep with the TVs on.
15 yard penalty on recreating one of the greatest taunts ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAZvvaT79g8
Why is Allen still on the field? That’s tempting fate
Nothing bad has ever happened to a Bills player on the field, right?
They’re pllayihg the Cult on the stadium speakersl
Disintegration was their best album.
Josh is unleashing the Dragon now. We may all be pregnant at this point.
good: expanding playoffs (college, nfl) means more teams which means more fanbases have hope and will watch
bad: first round games are now dog shit
Meta: There are too many D-1A teams and maybe 20 of them are profitable, which is the only metric that actually matters since NIL and conference realignments has killed the pretense of amateur athletics.
This game is over enough that I’m gonna start playing the remaster of The Secret of Monkey Island. I’m off to talk to pirate leaders in the Scumm Bar!
I got my mini atari system with the games already on it, around 200 or so, may try to set it up. I hope to get my wife to try to play games like Pong, Warlord, or Tank, just to see if she may like some gaming,
No mo Bo.
Do we have a name for doink that goes in?
0-3 in decent games thus far
Oh hey, Curtis Samuel! I thought he was dead based on his fantasy results across the first 6 weeks of the season
In
Sur
Mount
Able
I CALL BUFFALO AN ANNOYING SCAB BECAUSE THEY’RE SLOWLY BUT SURELY PULLING AWAY
Maybe Nix those comeback hopes
There is beating a dead horse and milking a dead cow, but what CBS has done with the NCIS franchise redefines getting blood from a stone.
Coming this spring to CBS, USPS:Knoxville
[takes off sunglasses, stares off into distance ]
Oh YAAAAA
*Now in Chicago
Lamar! v. Brokeback is the matchup we don’tdeserve, but really need. As a SOCIETY.
I kind of want a small sauna that looks like an old school US phone booth
and i’m the stoned one?
Why when a British one would be so much cooler and classier?
Red doesn’t match my decor
Then do a Doctor Who one
but if you set it up right, you could make the inside bigger than the phone box entryway would suggest
Seeing Lamar do shit like that yesterday and Allen do shit like this today is why I’m okay with Burrow only getting MVP votes.
“What is a catch?” 2025 Playoff edition.
IN.SUR.MOUNTABLE
Problem is that even when you make Brokeback do what he ain’t wanns….he’s still REALLY damned good
Is your entire torso a body part?
Holy shit, Josh Allen looking more than competent
Neato torpedo!
Holy Jeebus, great defensive call by VJ just have to tip your cap there
NCIS Tijuana!
NCIS Brazil!
NCIS Guadalajuara!
I want one in Thailand!
“Please, no”
–Retired American Men on “vacation”
What hall to Tony Romo? His voice sounds awful and his insights aren’t as good as they once were. Did he get complacent? System broke him down?
Anyone that spends every Sunday with Jim Nantz realizes that you don’t have to be cromulent to hold onto a job in the broadcast booth.
Dammit, he’s out cold
Just a back injury. No big deal.
Oh, Davis just got Tua’d on that play.
“What does that mean?”
–Tua T.
Who Let The Dogs Out?: Mild Weather Boogaloo/
Wifey: /just getting back from Parry Sound “You left the dogs out when you went to the warehouse?”
Me: “They were out for about 50 minutes. Is that too long?”
Wifey: “It was snowing!”
Me: “So that means the weather was really mild, right?”
Wifey: ….
Me: “Also, they’re dogs!”
Finally free. The wife has been dropped off at the airport, Spanky has been filled with ice and water, the bowls are packed and laid out in my mise en scene. I may be so stoned soon, that I may vibe out for awhile.
bowls packed? check
pants off? check.
all you need now is a block of cheese the size of a car battery
we have one the size of a large brick, but I used a lot of it to make Welsh Rarebit. So fucking good.
and pants off is a given
Oh, spare me the Jim Nantz accolades. Broadcasts will be undeniably better when he drives his Augusta Green Lincoln off into a gated community in the sunset.
“Call me when he doesn’t eat a vegetable for 70 years. Pussy.”
-Al Michaels
But Al is 80.
He still ate ketchup until he was 10
I gotta admit, though, Romo is doing an impressive job of blathering on and on and ON while gargling Nantz’s balls.
Who’s watching Matlock? Zombies who watched when they were alive?
Only if they can’t find the remote.
Romo craves the smooth, velvety feeling of Josh Allen’s sac on his chin
Based on the facial hair I doubt Josh shaves his nuts
That just adds to Romo’s fantasy of shaving them with a vintage straight razor
Time for Wil Lutz to go back to work at his family’s deli in New York City. His rabbi was right — field goal kicking won’t get you anywhere!
Why can’t you be a doctor like Avi Schlenstein’s son?
Lamime Yamal is too damn good for his age.
I haven’t heard a doink that loud since my high school girlfriend decided to stop trying to be quiet
Must have been hard to hear over the roar of Niagara Falls.
“Nailed it!”
– B. Walsh
HAIL SHANK’LOR!
& his bastard child, DOINK!
Will Yutz, amirite?
What a Putz!
DONK DOINK!
https://www.tiktok.com/@nbcsnl/video/7289896517559782686
ALL HAIL DOINK
Doink is back!
DOINK!
Drink!
We got a doink!