It’s been a whole seven days since we’ve watched two juggernauts go at it. I’ll say a few things but this tilt kinda speaks for itself.
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-Can Buffalo stop Playoff Kelce? They held him to 2 catches for 8 yards in the regular season W but this guy has a streak of seven games with 100+ yards in the postseason.
-The running claim in these sorts of games is that turnovers matter but these teams just don’t give the ball away. Mahomes hasn’t thrown a pick since mid November and the Bills have committed the least turnovers of any team since 1950.
-Do the Chiefs have enough offense to keep up with the second-best scoring unit? Patty has connected on a paltry 12 deep passes all year long.
-Difference-makers Absent: Each team brought in a proven commodity at wideout to perk up the passing game but last week both Amari Cooper and D-Hop had 0 catches on just one target.
-When you take away the running game and the outside passing options something has to give and for the Chiefs they’ve been very vulnerable in the slot. When these two last met Shakir had eight grabs.
-Though Allen is just 7-5 in the playoffs he’s tallied 23 TD’s and had but 4 INT’s. Mahomes postseason record stands at an unfathomable 16-3. Two of those losses were in OT.
-Sean McDermott has yet to win a road playoff game.
-Spreading The Ball: In each of their wins Allen has thrown the ball to eight different players.
-Can the Bills get to Mahomes? He’s been battling a high ankle sprain since December and was taken down three times last week vs the Texans.
-X Factor?: Xavier Worthy has made tremendous strides since the beginning of the season to the point that he has a minimum of 4 catches in eight straight games.
-Will Chiefs DC Spags choose to blitz Allen? K.C. chose that sort of pressure at the fourth-highest rate this year. Trouble is, Allen was ranked 2nd in EPA per drop back vs the blitz.
Hold onto your hammocks, it should be one for the ages.
Even if it was valid(it wasnt) shoulda been half yardage at least since he was wearing the considerate padded helmet
Figured they’d at least let it go to the 4th quarter before the zebra shit would start raining down.
Biulls throwing this challenge flag is like putting chum into the water to hope a helpful shark saves you.
ref genocide WHEN??
BLEERGH is wilding!
Yep, fellow Nubian warriors. I’mma be turning this shit off at HT.
Travis Kelce is a Yakubian ape.
it was a game for about 10 minutes
About time they showed T-Swizzle. Go Team!
Her boy has been pretty quiet today.
She must have drained his life force last night…
This is going to be a game where they have to match scores and the team that has the ball last will win.
Well, that happened.
First time a Milano stopped Reid from finishing a drive
I haven’t seen a Khunt pounded twice in a row like that since searching Pornhub after Balls’ AVN review
Results post is coming!
Beavis voice: hehe, you said coming
*cumming
Would I? Well, Maeby…
I meant this old fat fuck:
“The Old Man’s” daughter?
Oh mais oui.
Finkle IS Einhorn. Einhorn IS Finkle!
Because I’ve missed the last 4 last sexy Fridays
Allen touchdown!
2nd try here…
She takes her vitamins
That works!
Now is a good time for a nap.
Depends on what time zone you’re in, I guess.
I’d be worried about not being able to sleep later.
Fuck I’m old
#ItGetsWorse
Refs are gonna have to make major halftime adjustments
And here’s Gene Steratore in the booth to explain how!
He looks like the one-armed man from The Fugitive.
Oh hey, that was a good time to look up from my Civ game!
we have a game!
I didn’t know you could make footballs out of greased pigskin.
appropriately only for andy reid coached games
For years that was the ONLY thing you could make them out of
Ppl forget Romo was the original Brokeback
Man, that extra point hold will always be a highlight of my life. YES, I am indeed that petty.
We’ll never forget how quickly he became a media darling, how annoying it got, how quickly it happened
Mahomes has gotten into Reid’s strategic garlic wing supply?
SUDDEN CHANGE!
wait, where’s the bailout flag?!?!?
That’s in the back pocket-to be thrown late in the 4th quarter.
Buffalo, you dumb cunts!
I have a feeling I’m going to say that a lot today.
but not there!
Barely even watching (mute obvs) but that looked like a legitimate BLEERGH at least
Tonight’s gig: “So the clients said quartet, but wanted a string trio. So, someone’s gotta go downstairs to play.”
Me, playing second: “I know, I know… can we load the Bach Sonatas & Partitas into the iPad?”
So I can just re-read violin scripture the rest of the night. Except the B Minor Bourree is a bitch in the hands.
But also it’s a speech now so 20 minute break!
I thought that was for flute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u0XXpVGUwk&pp=ygUSamV0aHJvIHR1bGwgYm91cmVl
I don’t think an arm is supposed to bend from there.
I may have found my new profile pic.
Looks like Captain Kangaroo on a cocaine bender
Josh allen has Hailee Steinfeld rethinking her engagement right now
Or you’ve given Vivid Video an incredible idea.
These guys seem to be doing pretty well for having advanced prostate cancer.
Romo realizes “two-dimensional” means flat, right?
Plane.
Less flat than one-dimensional though. Really they need multiplicity in their game.
Good job KHunt. Now I need Josh Allen and Taylor’s Bitch to score a TD to land this Parlay.
Is everyone else also sick of the attempt to make Mahomes-Allen the new Brady-Manning, or is it just me?
Allen has to win something first.
Brady/Manning faced each other 5 times in the playoffs. This is already the 4th matchup between these two. So it’s not the same, but these two are young and could face each other several more times.
Wait, you’re telling me that KC is better than people want to admit and the complaints about the refs were overblown?
and a KHunt shall lead them
I still chuckle sometimes about sonofspam’s comments about his rookie year:
i haven’t seen a khunt debut like that since traci lord’s 14th birthday party!
Uh oh
We all know how this will end…
nah, this is looking to be over by the 3rd quarter
This Chiefs playcalling seems spectacular!
/doing my part — see other thread
Can’t wash your car to make it rain.
But that’s how I ended the drought here in CA . . . well, northern CA I guess
I drove through some rain, briefly today. Not here, closer to my SIL’s in Riverside.
philly vs buffalo is too good so we will not get that. iggles chiefs yet again
because the american people demand lazy sequels/franchises when it comes to just about everything anymore
Remember: this is all Kamala Harris’ fault.
Brokeback looks locked in, or maybe he took a Xanax. Let’s hope for the best.
Prediction:
Brokeback is going to throw a 40 yarder to someone off his back foot. Why? Because he can.
Before or after a backbreaking pick, because jeeez
(forget I ever said that)
Did the Chiefs just try shooting down the bomber?!
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
hey trump didnt get all the military dei hires
(he will now be fired by tomorrow)
Big ol voice on the seaman singer
DRINK:
Every time Taylor Swift is shown or mentioned.
BONUS OBSERVATION:
Tony Romo thinks Jessica Simpson > Taylor Swift
Dear Lord, that would break the site.
Well, whaddya know?
https://bsky.app/profile/sethwalder.bsky.social/post/3lgoldggm3b2g
Oh that’s good!!!
LOLCOWBOYS
Lowratio’s gonna feel that later.
That’s a lot of lead chips.
— Zeke
Iggles are the home team in the Super Bowl, so these guys are playing to wear white.
I hope it’s Buffalo, they deserve to wear white. Because they’re virgins who’ve never won, you see.
Buffalo by 13. Book it (not with a bookie, I am a terrible prognosticator)
I asked generative AI to predict the result of this game and here is what it came up with:
I will use this tomorrow morning as banner, so long as I ‘member.
That’s racist.
I think Trump ended racism in one of his Executive Orders last week.
Fantastic
That was some funny shit!