It’s been a whole seven days since we’ve watched two juggernauts go at it. I’ll say a few things but this tilt kinda speaks for itself.
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-Can Buffalo stop Playoff Kelce? They held him to 2 catches for 8 yards in the regular season W but this guy has a streak of seven games with 100+ yards in the postseason.
-The running claim in these sorts of games is that turnovers matter but these teams just don’t give the ball away. Mahomes hasn’t thrown a pick since mid November and the Bills have committed the least turnovers of any team since 1950.
-Do the Chiefs have enough offense to keep up with the second-best scoring unit? Patty has connected on a paltry 12 deep passes all year long.
-Difference-makers Absent: Each team brought in a proven commodity at wideout to perk up the passing game but last week both Amari Cooper and D-Hop had 0 catches on just one target.
-When you take away the running game and the outside passing options something has to give and for the Chiefs they’ve been very vulnerable in the slot. When these two last met Shakir had eight grabs.
-Though Allen is just 7-5 in the playoffs he’s tallied 23 TD’s and had but 4 INT’s. Mahomes postseason record stands at an unfathomable 16-3. Two of those losses were in OT.
-Sean McDermott has yet to win a road playoff game.
-Spreading The Ball: In each of their wins Allen has thrown the ball to eight different players.
-Can the Bills get to Mahomes? He’s been battling a high ankle sprain since December and was taken down three times last week vs the Texans.
-X Factor?: Xavier Worthy has made tremendous strides since the beginning of the season to the point that he has a minimum of 4 catches in eight straight games.
-Will Chiefs DC Spags choose to blitz Allen? K.C. chose that sort of pressure at the fourth-highest rate this year. Trouble is, Allen was ranked 2nd in EPA per drop back vs the blitz.
Hold onto your hammocks, it should be one for the ages.
Welp, time to fire up the old Tales from the Meteor machine…
the sorrow we fill an feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0F6xBG30Fo
This seems like something for next year’s AVN Awards post.
https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1883653376426324141?s=46&t=PW7uhN0VcbqYk6td-CFrLA
What’s a gooner?
On one hand, it’s an Arsenal fan. On the other, most likely dominant, hand it’s something else.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gooner#:~:text=gooner%20(plural%20gooners)%20(Internet,%2C%20trance%2Dlike%20state).
So apparently we are now out of the darkest 10 weeks of the year. I would concur based on the weather around here.
Anyway.
For my chubby boys. This is a whole thread.
https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1883271237025304866?s=12&mx=2
For chubby chicks it’s just poodle skirts all the way down
Fuck it, dude.
Let’s go bowling.
https://twitter.com/RobertSkvarla/status/1883606233309221254?s=12&mx=2
I’m starting to genuinely believe the Bills will never win an Owl. Something just won’t let them.
X-files smoking guy rescinded his curse, so it’s not him, but yeah, there’s def something
God
Bills might get an Owl before the Canucks ever drink from Lord Stanley’s mug.
Good thing the Bills already have a Cup of their own.
Four Roses OBSK Single Barrel Barrel Strength
At least delicious bourbon is still delicious, no matter how much of a national disgrace Goodell is
Had some Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream with my tea this evening.
That went swimmingly.
Try it in root beer for a delicious root beer float type thing!
Matthew Sweet – Girlfriend. I usually don’t get past Evangeline, but every tech on that album is top-notch. Not sure why Matthew Sweet didn’t take over the world. Maybe because he looks like my one of my mother’s boyfriends, and I don’t mean it as a compliment.
*every track. Typing on my phone sucks.
Always loved “Sick of Myself”.
2025 is a stupid year
GONNA GET STUPIDER
vis-a-vis girls going to Jupiter
&ct=g
the Lasik site is on fire.
There was a pretty shitty call where they called a trapped ball a catch too.
Much worse than the spot.
..
And keeping it close, like that’ll shine on the rubes.
https://twitter.com/BuckyIsotope/status/1883710294595387760
(I don’t expect this link to work)
…and it didn’t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XG2WdP2R4U
Fine, do it this way.
I thought he died. Figures.
chiefs lost the turnover battle to the texans. chiefs were outgained by the texans. chiefs lost the turnover battle to the bills. chiefs were outgained by the bills.
taylor swift is a literal football witch.
Welp…
“Luck be in the air tonight” is impossible because the “i” has already been uncovered so “air” is wrong. It’s obviously “Fuck Me In The Arm Tonight” which is a popular movie on the Adult Stoma Channel.
“Puck me in the arc tonight”, surely a common hockey command as you skate into the crease
/can one of the Canadians give me a ruling here?
I would say there’s something seriously wrong if anyone says anything other than “Fuck Me In The Ass Tonight”
But you always say that
Duck be in the ark tonight, just like all the other fat, lazy animals Noah saved
We’re on to LIX!
Chefs 1 1/2 pt favoUrites to open.
Saul, that line is a mistake. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
What about the Refs?
Not even a CHANCE to wide right this time, SO LAME
Help me Saquon. You’re my only hope.
On the draw, slow you are.
Sad Josh face makes me so very happy
Woooooooo! Suck it, Bills!
Oh, Perine. Why did it have to be you?!
Ugh.
you think this is bad, wait until you see San Francisco/Kansas City Part III next year
No way San Francisco gets back there next year.
But Robert Saleh is back!
-back to Lebanon per executive order.
I guess Santa Clara isn’t a Sanctuary City.
script writers want you to think that to god up purdy all the more
It would have been some effort to find a place showing the Owl in Singapore at 7 am Monday morning, so it’s a good thing I won’t want to watch it anyway.
Dalton Kincaid, you are history’s greatest monster.
Excruciating to watch on the replay where, after Kincaid correctly assesses where the ball would land and gets there, he then just let it dribble through his hands. JFC.
So… go birds?
Help us, Saquon Barkley. You’re our only hope.
FUCK you’re Quick Draw McGraw here. Nice.
Find your sad devotion to an old ACL most troubling
No.
Go Earth-Shattering Kaboom.
Now that’s game
I can’t believe I have to root for the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
spirit of FUCK TOMB LIves
Welcome aboard!
If that’s Mahomes, that’s Roughing the Passer.
I was just thinking that. Looked like he spiked Allen.
Nah, he was doing that 40 yard pass off his back foot you posted about earlier. He didn’t slam him, he was already falling backwards.
To be clear, I do not have any problem with a defender planting the QB. That ‘no full body weight’ rule is bullshit.
Welp.
Darkest Timeline, folks.
YESSSSSSSS!
FUCK YEAHHHHHH!
Not done yet, but the Fat Lady is warming up.
Okay, NOW she’s being introduced:
flag was only thrown in case he caught that
Regardless of what happens, Kansas City played to win, Buffalo played to not lose. That’s why we’re where we are .
I was trying to jinx the Chiefs playcalling, but apparently that fucking boomeranged into McDermott’s otherwise empty melon. So much dumbness.
I wonder how that Chiefs superfan who financed his fandom by robbing banks is doing right now.
Alright, BLEEERGH. This is your big moment!
3rd and 10, screen pass?
OK, Sean McDermott, you live your life.
Wow
https://twitter.com/LASIKdotcom/status/1883701133501456606
The ONLY way the Bills win this is to score a TD with no time left
LETS GO DEFENSE! GET A PICK 6!!!!!!!
Okay… BUT IS THERE TOO MUCH TIME LEFT FOR JOSH ALLEN?!
Turned out, no.
Oh, man. This could go to OT!
bills need a late FG in a game in january? uh oh
FG lead late against the bills in a playoff game
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD
Weird, I always thought Andy Reid’s “special call” was the one he made to the governor to get Britt’s sentence commuted.
Bills need a turnover here
I’ll take holding Mahomes, the Chiefs, the officials, and the narrative to a FG.
Yup. And that actually happened!
The Art But Make It Sports site is a great follow.
I’m gonna finish off this Blanton’s, that’ll be an enjoyable thing that happened during football today!
We won our bet!
Also good!
That sounds delightful.
BUT IS THERE TOO MUCH TIME LEFT FOR MAHOMES?!