Game of the Year: The 2nd

It’s been a whole seven days since we’ve watched two juggernauts go at it. I’ll say a few things but this tilt kinda speaks for itself.

To The Game!

Bills/Chiefs:

-Can Buffalo stop Playoff Kelce? They held him to 2 catches for 8 yards in the regular season W but this guy has a streak of seven games with 100+ yards in the postseason.

-The running claim in these sorts of games is that turnovers matter but these teams just don’t give the ball away. Mahomes hasn’t thrown a pick since mid November and the Bills have committed the least turnovers of any team since 1950.

-Do the Chiefs have enough offense to keep up with the second-best scoring unit? Patty has connected on a paltry 12 deep passes all year long.

-Difference-makers Absent: Each team brought in a proven commodity at wideout to perk up the passing game but last week both Amari Cooper and D-Hop had 0 catches on just one target.

-When you take away the running game and the outside passing options something has to give and for the Chiefs they’ve been very vulnerable in  the slot. When these two last met Shakir had eight grabs.

-Though Allen is just 7-5 in the playoffs he’s tallied 23 TD’s and had but 4 INT’s. Mahomes postseason record stands at an unfathomable 16-3. Two of those losses were in OT.

-Sean McDermott has yet to win a road playoff game.

-Spreading The Ball: In each of their wins Allen has thrown the ball to eight different players.

-Can the Bills get to Mahomes? He’s been battling a high ankle sprain since December and was taken down three times last week vs the Texans.

-X Factor?: Xavier Worthy has made tremendous strides since the beginning of the season to the point that he has a minimum of 4 catches in eight straight games.

-Will Chiefs DC Spags choose to blitz Allen? K.C. chose that sort of pressure at the fourth-highest rate this year. Trouble is, Allen was ranked 2nd in EPA per drop back vs the blitz.

Hold onto your hammocks, it should be one for the ages.

 

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Welp, time to fire up the old Tales from the Meteor machine…

Gatoraids

the sorrow we fill an feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0F6xBG30Fo

Beerguyrob

This seems like something for next year’s AVN Awards post.

https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1883653376426324141?s=46&t=PW7uhN0VcbqYk6td-CFrLA

ballsofsteelandfury

What’s a gooner?

Last edited 10 hours ago by ballsofsteelandfury
Mr. Ayo

On one hand, it’s an Arsenal fan. On the other, most likely dominant, hand it’s something else.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gooner#:~:text=gooner%20(plural%20gooners)%20(Internet,%2C%20trance%2Dlike%20state).

Unsurprised

So apparently we are now out of the darkest 10 weeks of the year. I would concur based on the weather around here.

Anyway.

For my chubby boys. This is a whole thread.
https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1883271237025304866?s=12&mx=2

Doktor Zymm

For chubby chicks it’s just poodle skirts all the way down

yeah right

Fuck it, dude.

Let’s go bowling.

WCS

I’m starting to genuinely believe the Bills will never win an Owl. Something just won’t let them.

Doktor Zymm

X-files smoking guy rescinded his curse, so it’s not him, but yeah, there’s def something

Unsurprised

God

WCS

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Beerguyrob

Bills might get an Owl before the Canucks ever drink from Lord Stanley’s mug.

Last edited 9 hours ago by Beerguyrob
WCS

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Good thing the Bills already have a Cup of their own.

Last edited 10 hours ago by WCS
Doktor Zymm

Four Roses OBSK Single Barrel Barrel Strength
At least delicious bourbon is still delicious, no matter how much of a national disgrace Goodell is

Beerguyrob

Had some Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream with my tea this evening.

That went swimmingly.

Doktor Zymm

Try it in root beer for a delicious root beer float type thing!

BugEyedBoo

Matthew Sweet – Girlfriend. I usually don’t get past Evangeline, but every tech on that album is top-notch. Not sure why Matthew Sweet didn’t take over the world. Maybe because he looks like my one of my mother’s boyfriends, and I don’t mean it as a compliment.

BugEyedBoo

*every track. Typing on my phone sucks.

Beerguyrob

Always loved “Sick of Myself”.

Doktor Zymm

2025 is a stupid year

SonOfSpam

GONNA GET STUPIDER

SonOfSpam

vis-a-vis girls going to Jupiter

Sharkbait

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Sharkbait

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Beerguyrob

the Lasik site is on fire.

Lasik
BugEyedBoo

There was a pretty shitty call where they called a trapped ball a catch too.

Horatio Cornblower

Much worse than the spot.

Jimbo

..

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Unsurprised

And keeping it close, like that’ll shine on the rubes.

WCS

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(I don’t expect this link to work)

WCS

…and it didn’t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XG2WdP2R4U
Fine, do it this way.

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Unsurprised

I thought he died. Figures.

fleshwound_NPG

chiefs lost the turnover battle to the texans. chiefs were outgained by the texans. chiefs lost the turnover battle to the bills. chiefs were outgained by the bills.

taylor swift is a literal football witch.

Redshirt

Welp…

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SonOfSpam

“Luck be in the air tonight” is impossible because the “i” has already been uncovered so “air” is wrong. It’s obviously “Fuck Me In The Arm Tonight” which is a popular movie on the Adult Stoma Channel.

Downfield Matriculator

“Puck me in the arc tonight”, surely a common hockey command as you skate into the crease

/can one of the Canadians give me a ruling here?

ballsofsteelandfury

I would say there’s something seriously wrong if anyone says anything other than “Fuck Me In The Ass Tonight”

Unsurprised

But you always say that

Doktor Zymm

Duck be in the ark tonight, just like all the other fat, lazy animals Noah saved

Mr. Ayo

We’re on to LIX!

litre_cola

Chefs 1 1/2 pt favoUrites to open.

Mr. Ayo

Saul, that line is a mistake. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Unsurprised

What about the Refs?

Doktor Zymm

Not even a CHANCE to wide right this time, SO LAME

The Maestro

Help me Saquon. You’re my only hope.

Redshirt

On the draw, slow you are.

TheRevanchist

Sad Josh face makes me so very happy

Wakezilla

Woooooooo! Suck it, Bills!

Redshirt

Oh, Perine. Why did it have to be you?!

Gumbygirl

Ugh.

fleshwound_NPG

you think this is bad, wait until you see San Francisco/Kansas City Part III next year

ballsofsteelandfury

No way San Francisco gets back there next year.

Horatio Cornblower

But Robert Saleh is back!

Jimbo

-back to Lebanon per executive order.

Beerguyrob

I guess Santa Clara isn’t a Sanctuary City.

fleshwound_NPG

script writers want you to think that to god up purdy all the more

Doktor Zymm

It would have been some effort to find a place showing the Owl in Singapore at 7 am Monday morning, so it’s a good thing I won’t want to watch it anyway.

Horatio Cornblower

Dalton Kincaid, you are history’s greatest monster.

Downfield Matriculator

Excruciating to watch on the replay where, after Kincaid correctly assesses where the ball would land and gets there, he then just let it dribble through his hands. JFC.

Beerguyrob

So… go birds?

Redshirt

Help us, Saquon Barkley. You’re our only hope.

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The Maestro

FUCK you’re Quick Draw McGraw here. Nice.

Gatoraids

Find your sad devotion to an old ACL most troubling

DarthRefe
Horatio Cornblower

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Unsurprised

No.

Go Earth-Shattering Kaboom.

ballsofsteelandfury

Now that’s game

Horatio Cornblower

I can’t believe I have to root for the Eagles in the Super Bowl.

Gatoraids

spirit of FUCK TOMB LIves

litre_cola

Welcome aboard!

Redshirt

If that’s Mahomes, that’s Roughing the Passer.

Horatio Cornblower

I was just thinking that. Looked like he spiked Allen.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nah, he was doing that 40 yard pass off his back foot you posted about earlier. He didn’t slam him, he was already falling backwards.

Horatio Cornblower

To be clear, I do not have any problem with a defender planting the QB. That ‘no full body weight’ rule is bullshit.

LemonJello

Welp.

Darkest Timeline, folks.

Wakezilla

YESSSSSSSS!

FUCK YEAHHHHHH!

Redshirt

Not done yet, but the Fat Lady is warming up.

Redshirt

Okay, NOW she’s being introduced:

Gatoraids

flag was only thrown in case he caught that

Redshirt

Regardless of what happens, Kansas City played to win, Buffalo played to not lose. That’s why we’re where we are .

Downfield Matriculator

I was trying to jinx the Chiefs playcalling, but apparently that fucking boomeranged into McDermott’s otherwise empty melon. So much dumbness.

Horatio Cornblower

I wonder how that Chiefs superfan who financed his fandom by robbing banks is doing right now.

Mr. Ayo

Alright, BLEEERGH. This is your big moment!

Horatio Cornblower

3rd and 10, screen pass?

OK, Sean McDermott, you live your life.

ballsofsteelandfury

The ONLY way the Bills win this is to score a TD with no time left

Wakezilla

LETS GO DEFENSE! GET A PICK 6!!!!!!!

Beerguyrob

Okay… BUT IS THERE TOO MUCH TIME LEFT FOR JOSH ALLEN?!

Beerguyrob

Turned out, no.

TheRevanchist

Oh, man. This could go to OT!

fleshwound_NPG

bills need a late FG in a game in january? uh oh

fleshwound_NPG

FG lead late against the bills in a playoff game

INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD

Horatio Cornblower

Weird, I always thought Andy Reid’s “special call” was the one he made to the governor to get Britt’s sentence commuted.

ballsofsteelandfury

Bills need a turnover here

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll take holding Mahomes, the Chiefs, the officials, and the narrative to a FG.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup. And that actually happened!

Beerguyrob

The Art But Make It Sports site is a great follow.

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Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna finish off this Blanton’s, that’ll be an enjoyable thing that happened during football today!

litre_cola

We won our bet!

Doktor Zymm

Also good!

Beerguyrob

That sounds delightful.

Beerguyrob

BUT IS THERE TOO MUCH TIME LEFT FOR MAHOMES?!