I guess I’m back on! I know I did these last year but I forgot there were no games today. I am committed to doing these again this year, so strap yourselves in!
What to talk about?
Current Events
Today, the Trump administration slapped tariffs on goods from Mexico, Canada, and China. Somewhere, I read that the Northeast of the US gets something like 60% of its power from Canada. A possible counter to the tariffs would be to stop the flow of power south.
Ukraine did it to Russia with their gas pipeline.
What say you, Canadiennes? Does Trudeau have the minerals to do it?
Mexican president Claudia Longlastname has taken a “wait and see” approach. I think she’s waiting to see how pissed off the cartels get and then let them “fix” the situation.
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Sports Update
Real Madrid shockingly lost to Espanyol today 0-1. Yeah Right’s decision to visit Barcelona surely contributed to the home team’s (yes, Espanyol is Barcelona’s other team) success.
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Life Update
Nothing new. All is calm and things are going along relatively well. Southern California will get an atmospheric river next week which will bring some much needed rain and probably some not-needed floods. I’ll be prepping the house tomorrow to make we don’t get any issues.
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That’s about all she wrote for today. Oh wait, I forgot these from last year!
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Your weekly Psych gif:
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Your weekly hot girl pic:
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Your weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Be good to each other and remember that things are not as bad as you think.
Jon Stewart is wearing an eagles jersey at the Lakers Knicks game, I figured he would be Jest fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_pRaiOI4vI
Keira Knightley’s Tits are bigger in Panavision
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
YOU CAN’T SEE ME!
ROFL!
Found a funny:
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
The thing is, I love Jane Siberry more than my dog-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9VgxSAIO-I&ab_channel=Otsini
Still no call on tomorrow, gonna be last minute!
Lucky for you, the KRAKEN game is late. (18:00 pacific)
Worst case scenario, I’m there by 16:00
Let me know when you land, I’ll pick you up and drive you straight there.
Just grabbed a seat on UA593, lands at 3:45 pm
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Not gonna fly back same night, got a room at the Four Points nearby and I’ll bring my work computer
Great, see you tomorrow!
Woohoo!
Have fun kids
I could make that even if I do ride in the morning actually
A cheer up song to counter my pessimism downstream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0
Too good 😅
https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1885691151186829353?s=46
And a hearty FUCK YOU to everyone enabling our current government by idiocy. Elon Musk should be fucking deported.
Luigi’s brother Mario?
I don’t know if it’s true or not, but it seems they closed the immigration narc hotlines because 90% of the calls were reporting ol’ Musky
Balls is right, but only because things are WAY WORSE than anyone can actually imagine. Our brains have an override switch to keep us from going that dark, we’d all have “head in oven” time otherwise.
You’ve clearly never lived in a third world country
I’m aware how dark that reality must be. Again, my mind can’t really grasp how bad.
Does Newark NJ count?
No, you’re thinking Camden.
Is that an AI generated milf in the banner photo?
It’s something 2Pack posted this morning. Have no idea. I think she’s Italian.
A MAILF?
proper shoulders, I know DAT
This dragon roll is so big it’s going to make my jaw cramp. I wish Nancy Reagan was still alive, she’d know how best to deal with a situation like this.
Makes one wonder how your wife eats dragon rolls.
Actually this tariff stuff against Mexico is brilliant, the DOJ can now let the IRS know how much the cartels owe in unpaid tariffs. And send those heartless bastards, fuck, they brought down Al Capone! Brilliant! Sigh, someone will say this is a reason. When sarcasm fails.
Even The Joker doesn’t take them on!
https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4?si=FOz29kxZPg1NyBa1
The honorable Claudia Sheinbaum is a leader
https://twitter.com/peoplesdispatch/status/1885407705411588348?s=46
Great tune Ballsy.
So, of all the celebrities to be WWE fans, i did not expect this guy
Isn’t he contractually obligated by certain deities to be present at anything Indiana?
I wouldn’t want him there unless he learns to clap faster.
I don’t know a slow clap to me seems like one of the most Indiana things ever.
I’d have thought that in the eyes of an Indiana resident a repetitive physical motion such as clapping flirts dangerously close to the realm of “exercise”. I would expect slow breathing would be more appropriate.
Well, if anyone in Indiana claps, it will always be of the slow type, unless they are having a low blood pressure incident
He’s always good for a little ditty.
Here’s a little ditty
about pawing the titty
while searching for clitty
hidden in teh kitty,
And yes.
Thought David Lynch had come back for a min
I thought it was Gordon Ramsey on a bender.
I thought it was regular Gordon Ramsey.
I was giving him the benefit of a doubt.
absolutely also thought was the shouty chef guy from teevee
Megamind live action sneak peek?
There’s a Metro City Bank down the road by be. Do I call it Metrocity Bank? No doubt.