I liked last week’s list, so I’m going continue the bit. Here is a list of things I like that start with the letter G:
- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- Giggles
- Girls
- Green (the colour)
- Globes (the map type)
- Golf
- Grass (the kind you play on, not the kind you smoke)
- Grabass
- Googool (the number)
- Glasses (the kind you drink from)
- Goober Grape
I could go on. However, I need to move on.
So, aside from THAT, what is there to talk about?
Soccer Update
Wrexham have secured promotion to the next level (the Championship) by beating Charlton Athletic 3-0 while Wycombe lost away to Leyton Orient. That’s three straight promotions in a row. The Bird is getting some tonight!
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Draft Update
The Steelers got the QB they wanted in the 6th Round, Will Howard from THE Ohio State University. Remember a certain 6th rounder from a Big Ten School that ended up doing pretty well?
Let’s hope Will doesn’t kiss his children in the mouth. Yuck!
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Golf Updates
I played an official Team Match Play game today. We squeaked by winning 1 UP. I managed to win us the 17th hole to go up by one hole. Then, on the 18th hole, our opponents had one guy with a par putt to win the hole (the rest of us had gotten bogeys) and tie the match. He missed the three footer.
We’ll take it. I should note that we played in the rain for about two thirds of the game. Luckily, the sun came out and now I’m going to take a shower before I get sick.
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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: Straight water, homey!
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Your weekly Psych gif:
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Your weekly hot girl pic:
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Your weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Seriously, hat tip to Brocky:
Now, that is the woman I call Sweet Dee.
…and now the other side from last night. Husband is now frantically searching for his suicidal wife. This isn’t as uplifting.
Can I bum a cigarette off someone? I’ll bring it back after.
Wait, the one that had the baby over rhe phone?
Thankfully, not related in any way.
That I’m aware of.
Welp, I said I’d always upvote Diora Baird so….plus five stars to you
That was just for you
Curry hits a big 3
Warriors looking good
Chase center is ROCKING!!!!
The pub names in this show are great, this one is “The Farewell to Arms Arms”
Is Jax a bartender?
HER: I’m a Scorpio 🙂
ME: haha awesome. “Get over here!” lol. I like Sub-zero
How can you question how much a guy loves football when we’re expecting and rewarding young men for business-decisions starting in 11th grade?
C’mon, Sens. Do the greatest thing in Canadian history since Ricky decided to sell cigarettes into Maine.
Done!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPUe4oEyiU8
Tom Grossi’s made it.
Annie Agar must be pissed!
His ex-wife who left him probably is.
That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!!
Hashtag Pauls drafted Dillon Gabriel two rounds before Shedeur, COACH PRIME guaranteed his sons wouldn’t play for Cleveland in 2018, and it’s going to be a quarterback room headlined by the remnants of three first-round picks, two rookies, and Deshaun Cosby’s tattered ligaments. This is Peak Pauls.
Yeah, it’s pretty clear that they are gunning for Chicago’s football comedy crown.
I always considered the Browns to be more in the Greek Tragedy genre
More free hockey!
The Leafs are going to be gassed next round even if they win this game.
Oof. So the reverse sweep is now in play?
Found a funny:
Brother: my brother’s a dog-whisperer
Brother’s new gf: oh that’s great! My dog chews up the furniture when I’m gone, can you help?
Me, whispering: dog
Warriors vs Rockets 🏀
Hope this game is Rocking!!!
Going to be hard to top Nuggets-Clippers.
The rock and roll mystery writer aunt’s band is doing a reunion album! Although without the aunt 🙁
And Con O’Neill is guest starring as the band’s manager
There is also a missing Dachshund puppy!
OH NO THE PUPPY IS DEAD!!
Not really though, right?
In the conservatory with the candle?
Close, it was the drummer so there was blunt trauma involved
Yeah but not really, right? For some reason they faked the dog’s death.
Bless your kind heart.
I didn’t realize you were watching a John Wick movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSuCruEtf1o
Hashtag Pauls seem JACKED they landed Shedeur!
I did manage to get a little cleaning done before the sink incident, there sure are a lot of spiders in my apartment
I never know whether to be happy that there are spiders to prey on any other bugs in my apartment, or worry about what exactly those spiders are preying on…
Look, no spider preys on humans.
Except the ones in your bed. Just don’t wake them up and you’ll be fine.
More likely they crawl into your mouth and you eat them by accident. Everyone eats 20 spiders in their lifetime, and that’s a minimum, not an average. If you’re about to die and haven’t eaten enough they all run into your mouth
Alright, this doesn’t make sense. Say your’e sleeping, right? Then all your body is doing is unconsciously beating that heart, and pumping those lungs. So to eat a spider, you’d have to swallow. But, that’s the same entryway as your lungs. And you’re only doing one of those while sleeping.
I call shenangians.
Of course you swallow in your sleep, otherwise you would just overflow with spit
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/46823/
Ah, only during movement phases. That no doubt would be initiated with a spider crawling all over your face and in your mouth. Sleep tight everyone!
It really sucks if you’re one of the people assigned to eat 20 tarantulas.
Wouldn’t be so bad if you got to deep fry ’em first, maybe tempura
It might not prey on humans, but if I saw one of these in my house I’d be just as dead
Something I like that starts with G? Gin. Time for a rhubarb gin sour while the chili does its thing in the oven. Might have a cigar while the sun is still shining outside, too.
Gin is great….until it isn’t.
You know how in the cereal commercials there’s a big glass of orange juice and a “part of a complete breakfast” voiceover? Well, grabass is the oj of monogamous relationships.
🤔
¡Oh sí!
Sherlock reference!
Shot
Chaser
He looks dead. Got my hopes up for a minute.
BARÇA!!