Doing this fat fingeredly on my phone as our Internet is more random than a neuron in the President’s brain.
Home run derby, watch if you enjoy men stroking large cylinders of wood.
Monday Evening Open Thread I call Karen Carpenter at the end as it is mighty thin.
https://www.buildsubmarines.com/
Saw this website advertised earlier, and wondering when Brick decided to expand his business portfolio.
I could work there and walk around telling everybody what they’re doing wrong.
Found a funny:
Not one person can explain why we need “Science.” It’s just a jobs program for nerds. Reading bird entrails and making sacrifices at the temple of Jupiter was good enough for our ancestors and it should be good enough for us
I agree although in my case a “pie” would be some sort of samich & chips.
Don’t worry, it’s just show smoke.
Holy shit, the Mariners won something!
I’m totally sure Big Dumper’s swing won’t be messed up for the rest of the year and torpedo the Tridents chances to make the playoffs.
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A kid in left field robbed Canyonero of a home run, and they counting it as a dinger. BULLSHIT.
They should let them use corked bats for the home run derby. Just so spectators can see how much of a difference it makes.
600 feet homers for all!
And HGH. Lots and lots of HGH.
open a Juicin Derby where they throw various fruit and measure their pieces
Big Dumper or Canyonero…WHO YA GOT?
Canyonero!
Oasis shmoasis. This is what I’m listening to right now.
https://youtu.be/UA7dLZvYKk8?si=EJPdQN45x2I-AQLi
She’s an adult so….what?
Nothing, nothing.
You get her Venmo?
“Oh, I had those! Got rid of them by flushing my ear canals with apple cider vinegar.” – our current Secretary of Health and Human Services
“Oh I forgot to mention that the apple cider vinegar was blessed by a witch.”
She’s not a witch!
Only a witch would say that!
(or a complete moron, which she is/was/still is)
Ciao tutti
Cocktail I made tonight that I should have at least considered for today’s draft: the M&M. Equal parts mezcal and amaro Montenegro, add a slice of orange and call it a day.
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https://youtu.be/tnHF11NsVFw?si=9OZTjFEkwYgHYIih
😛
Holy shit, what a terrible way to go.
https://abc7.com/post/worker-dies-getting-trapped-machine-tinas-burritos-factory-vernon/17114124/
LOTO and Emergency Stop, much?
Who needs OSHA?
Oof, good thing I’m eating an el monterey right now
Ugh, now I want a burrito (not from there)
Awful. 19 year old kid.
Vernon is one of those weird cities that nobody actually lives in. I think that town was where the often derided second season of “True Detective” was based in or at least the inspiration behind.
A few mobile homes. My dad worked in Vernon in the early 90s.
This is true
Vernon has like ten residents and all of them are related and they’re all on the city council.
Are they inbreeders, like the Hapsburgs?
Ugh. Didn’t some young girl get cooked in an industrial bread oven a few months ago? You would think they would kill the power to those things before they go in them.
The Remastered edition of Dawn of War will be released in August with all DLC and additional races including Tau and Dark Eldar, so if I am so stoked it comes out before I go on vacation. The wife, not so much.
Junior Canyonero!
This show needs moar ads. Taco Bell for when you need explosive diarrhea.
Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh get your adverbs here!
I cannot tell you how big of a smile this comment gave me.
I have made RTD smile, my work here on this earth is done.
I draw hot Italian sausages from this small producer in southwestern Ontario because they’re fantastic and both me and younger boy love them. Well, there must have been a student on the red pepper flake station last week not paying attention because, holy fuck, this batch is taking my breath away. God damn.
Jazz Chisolm more like Shank McPopfly amirite?
The cutoff for making the second round is 17 home runs. Chisolm had 3.
(shrugs) I mean…Yankees.
I understand there is a divide over this, between those who believe this album was genius, and those who are demonstrably, embarrassingly wrong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Bh8ZvH84
People that hate each other tend to make great music. Part The Nth.
I tells ya, it’s HATE that makes the world go ’round
I always rated it as a 5 on the Matt Ryan “Pretty Good” scale.
Sorry, can’t stand them, listening to them is like lobotomy by boreworm.
It’s your right as an American to be wrong. I salute you.
TROOF!
/and for reals, I have no idea why all 90s alt rock produces such intense love/hate reactions, but it really does
//the template of “ah, kill it with fire” for me has always been Smashing Pumpkins
And see i like the Smashing Pumpkins.
As do I. So you and Hippo each have an opinion different from mine and therefore wrong but it’s fine!
The Wannabeatles.
They really do suck out loud.
O’Neil Cruz is one bad motherfucker.
he probably even owns that wallet
The Homer Derby is kinda meh, but Oneil Cruz just hit one 513 feet. That’s far.
The Pirates are never gonna be good, but he’s worth the price of admission.
Dude is an absolute physical freak.
Never gonna be good AGAIN. I have my memories to keep me warm.
I know it’s a hack job, but at least I mentioned a sports adjacent event and made a dick joke so 2 contractual requirements were met.
Wait, we have contracts?!?
We have standards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbV_JH4JjSM&t=49s&pp=2AExkAIBygUgYW5pbWFuaWFjcyBwbGF5IG9yIHBheSBjb250cmFjdHM%3D&t=49s
I used to watch that at my bestie’s house almost every afternoon, junior and senior year.
About 11 months ago, she tried to redpill me and now I ain’t got no bestie no MOAR.
Redpill? Like murder you or something?
Either she tried to MAGA or roofie Hippo, I think.
I took the purple pill, so I believe both parties are full of shit.
I took the red pill but I washed it down with blue Kool-Aid.
There was so much great stuff in that show. It was like Bullwinkle, kids enjoyed it,,, but it was really made for grownups.
You can’t have a comment in the first dozen that is longer than your post.
Ah, the Redshirt Rule.
Was in a hurry to avoid the penalty clause.
I guess we still have the Tour De France!
And Happy Bastille Day!
It would have been kind of neat if a few aristocrats had gotten Luigi’d.
Or even Antoinette’d
🎵Mes allons enfants de la patriae!🎶
Damn straight. Such great scenery.
And some racing of course.
Some days there aren’t enough punches to throw at every motherfucker who deserves one.
This should be on your tombstone. Misspelled and written in Bourble, of course.
For some reason this reminded me of the immortal who is bored and has decided to insult every sentient in the galaxy in alphabetical order by name, not sure why.
I guarantee that Fozz could write a post on which he goes from A to Z talking about shit he hates.
Challenge accepted, but I can write a complete post.
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, I think…
Yep, that sounds about right.
Think about it
Suicide by owner is the dog version of suicide by cop.
I would not have blamed him if he took an actual pound of flesh off her first.
Does leather and silicone and lip filler count as flesh?
“Good God is that Kristi Noem! She looks like crap! She should take herself off TV until she fixes that face,” will be my proclamation to neighboring travelers every time she pops up at the airport on my return trip.
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At this point, I’m openly discussing what I have heard is in them. Sure the RINO establishment stopped the complete report release but that’s why PATRIOTS in the government have been releasing it parts to some podcasts. Not sure but maybe it was Joe Rogan where I heard it. Not sure — but the point is this, we now KNOW INCONCLUSIVELY that Bill Clinton was on the same flight as GWB and Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton. But since Billyboy and W and Obama will wrongfully demand Presidential Immunity, Hillary Clinton does not have such protection. She should be marched in front of the Senate (and possibly the Supreme Court if they agree with me that she should be charged with Treeson) to answer questions on the record about these abuses.
So why the hell is Trump protecting Hillary Clinton is the question I’m saying exists obviously and am asking because it negates the earlier lack of source on this!
I see you subscribe to the same newsletters as the people whose newsletters I use to line litterboxes.
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We are in the sprots wasteland.
Think of it as, this is nadir. It literally can only get better from here.
“Well, at least it can’t get any worse.” – Redshirt, instances innumerable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky4aiSjVyPA&pp=ygURYmVuZ2FscyBsb3dsaWdodHM%3D
HOX!!!