Monday Funday? What the hell? No one has ever said that before-just ask Brenda Spencer. Let’s get down to business.
Fallout:
-I do like this column by the bravest of the brave sports scribblers Mark Shofield-“The NFL’s Goal Line Fumbling Epidemic Needs To Stop Now”. Good god.
-Jerrah With The Finger in MetLife Stadium: Worst game of Clue ever or the sad story of an 82 year-old man that is losing his impulse control slowly but surely? You decide.
-The Sidewinder Sleeps Well Tonight: Spencer Rattler got his first win as a starter yesterday! His record stands at 1-10.
-Sneaky Pick For Wild Card Berth: I’ll go with…Carolina? Yes, they’re 2-3. Yes, they were blown out by the Pats. But they did blow out the Falcons and have scored 34 more points than they have this early in the season. And they showed some spunky moxie by coming back vs the Fins. Yeah, Miami’s a disaster but a previous iteration of the Panthers would have just rolled over.
-Is the entire sports media pulling for Jameis Winston to be traded to Cincy? I count McAfee, Floria, Eisen, Scheffter and Rappaport-and that’s just the bigger names. Talk about trying to wish things into reality so that they can say they were right.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Jags:
-To no one’s surprise K.C. has won eight straight in this series.
-How are the Jags 3-1? They already have 13 takeaways so far (only 8 all of last season) and that’s a lot of opportunities to put extra points on the board, even for a middling offense.
-That middling offense features a Prison Girlfriend that has hit on 1 of 11 throws over 25+ yards. Do you see the same cracks that I do?
-Hunter’s usage seems a bit wonky. On the defensive side he had but 6 on opening day and then 43 the two following weeks and then 9 last week. Seems odd? Maybe it’s situational? Swinging back and forth that much just doesn’t feel right.
-The Chiefs scored 37 points last week for the first time in two years-can they approach that number again? Seems like everyone is pining for that K.C. team that scored when they felt like it.
It’s all you now.
Kinda glad I flipped over to this after the Brewers went up 7-3.
Quite the “run” by Lawrence there.
https://youtu.be/VXbS1QWQPUo?si=y6472r1dV4h7heCM
I have never seen these many flags on Kansas City before.
it doesnt get more JAGURAS
Maybe by Trevor fumbling through the endzone to finish the play.
Everything that just happened was insane.
Did I just walk in the door to see Jacksonville winning in spite of themselves?
…huh.
Stumblerooski.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hwG7DIvthKs
That was the most Prison Girlfriend performance of Prison Girlfriend performances….
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hwG7DIvthKs
Celebrate this one, Jello clan.
More slippery than a municipsl bonds forger.
Or anyone who flew on Epstein’s plane
What the fuck, lolol!
Holy shit lmaoooooo
DDUUUUUUUUVVVAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
lol accidental clumsy oaf girl wearing high heels ass touchdown
Lolololol
Pick up the soap and fucking snap the ball!!
another missed PI
But the league employees said it was fine. The grabbing and yanking are not at all an issue in this particular instance
“Grabbing and yanking” sums up my adolescence
Wow. Delay of game. Total ADMFC South shit
Not bad for a toe type 🙃
Only question is whether the refs will let Jax score.
There are other questions, like:
Where is Taylor Swift?
Will Jason Kelce storm the field?
What does a horseshoe do?
Are there horse socks?
Have you ever seen a horse fly?
They’ll allow a field goal.
Wow
What a catch
I needed Worthy to outscore Hunt and Kelce.
too far to the right, butker
duval
There is just KHunt all over the damned place tonite!
Would have much preferred a Kelce TD there. Imma lose by like 4.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
/coughs coughs
nnt
Fuck yes! Maximum KHUNT!
Knuckle deep. NICE.
that must mean lawrence is gonna throw a pick
Anyone else think Oacheco looks tored? May be s good time for Hunt I dunno….
Lot of time left here for Kermit and Mr. Swift.
DUVAL.
Are the Jaguars wearing their throwbacks, or did they admit their mistake and go back to what works?
This is MURRIKA, sir. Ain’t nobody admitting no mistakes, let alone take steps to rectify same.
Ugh that Khunt touchdown has me trailing now. Can Worthy get one please?
@yeah right
Whenever Butker has to make a tackle he just thinks of women in the workplace…
Just put a bid in on 57 issues of Sgt. Fury – reclaiming part of my childhood
Your maga-in-laws will be ecstatic seeing Fury depicted the right way
It’s amazing the level of blind faith combined with stupidity
3 calls go the Chiefs’ way, tie ballgame. Eat a dick NFL
Live look at my parlays:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYIf3rH4lUw&pp=ygUeRG9pbmcgbXkgcGFydCBoYXZlbnQgZG9uZSBzaGl00gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
Power is back! Worth tuning in?
Actually, yeah. Tie game.
If you want to see the refs blatantly tip the scales in favor of the Chiefs, sure!
all hail BLEERGH
KHUNT WOOOOOOO
Oh Prison Girlfriend, never change.
/Prison Girlfriend is my favoUrite Hippoism
such the coquette amirite???
RECHANGE!
Goddammit Prison Girlfriend
Fourth quarter. Does Mahomes remember he’s Patrick Mahomes and here comes the rally we all know will happen?
…….mmmhmmm…..
Well Prison Girlfriend just remembered who he is…
& the refs remembered The Narrative as well, upon review…
Awesome
ShieldAssist was DOGEd.
If Taylor Swift gave Travis Kelce crabs after returning from a world tour, I would kill myself cause I would never experience a happier moment in my life.
You honestly think that Travis Kelce does not already have crabs?
absolutely tebow was/is the only clean dick in the entire shield
Immaculate circumcision, I’m told.
I don’t know. That guy soaks, I would bet on it.
I don’t get it. Tim Tebow literally went overseas to touch the penises of Filipino children and somehow he’s still not in charge of the President’s Council on Fitness or Secretary of Thoughts and Prayers or anything?
Stephen Miller won’t let Tebow into the Cabinet because of the flutters and tingles seeing Tim gives him.
Probably land procurement, they need a new island.
and if she wrote a song called “Old Bay” about how much he loved eating them out
Good thing Coach Reid knows how to instill discipline in his sons and/or players
I will never be this rock hard again. Mrs. Fozz has locked herself in the bathroom and called the cops.
I’ve had several calls that involve a similar scenario.
2025: The Season of Chaos
2008 was also humanity on the brink (economically speaking) and we had just as much chaos