Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s on a Tuesday is of course the time spent and it was her birthday and walking around the conveniently nearby park to look at the moon and all that. It does make Wednesday a frenetic dance of doing things, further not helped by Professor Weaselo’s complete ass-talking when attendance has been inconsistent and as a result everyone is a wildly and widening skill levels at their instruments. To then run back, take her to work, then keep heading east to teach.
I could have made this so much easier on myself if I made this weekly column at 7 instead of 6, but gifted does not mean bright. It just means I test well.
Fine, in that case, is there news?
You mean like OBJ getting popped for PEDs? That would be a 6-game suspension for the WR as he’s been trying to get his career back, but that’s not gonna help.
Speaking of VEP receivers, Darius Slayton is OUT for tomorrow (hamstring). So, it’s gonna be Jaxson Dart throwing to… fuck if we know, are they gonna line Skattebo as a wide out?
BAHAHAHAHA they traded Elite Flacco and Dillon Gabriel’s the starter, and Kevin Stefanski still won’t commit on if Shadeur is QB2. Over Bailey Zappe.
What’s on tonight?
Postseason baseball and start-of-season hockey.
The former:
For Uecker, I presume vs. Endangered Small Bears (MIL vs. CHC, Game 3, Brewers lead 2-0, 4-2 Cubs, top 5 at writing time)
”How will the Jays being up in this series affect the Leafs?” vs. Aaron Judge actually does hit postseason homers (but only when the team is up against the wall) (TOR vs. NYY, Game 4, Blue Jays lead 2-1, 7:08)
Potentially laughing at the Phillies vs. inevitable Dodgers (PHI vs. LAD, Game 3, Dodgers up 2-0, 9:08)
The latter: There’s probably Wednesday Night Hockey on TNT! Such as:
Battered hide of larger bears past vs. The March to 900 (BOS vs. WSH, 7:30)
“Oh shit, I have to make that move in my chess.con game, Bd4+ or Bf6 because I know what he’s trying to set up for in 2 moves which won’t work if I put my queen there, trade queens and put his bishop in some bother?” (LAK vs VGK, 10:00)
Yes, buy your game-day fit from Fanatics, for a fit that will fit for exactly one wash, then shrink to something your cat couldn’t squeeze into.
At least everyone will see his balls?
Don’t wear another man’s name on your back. Just buy a cheap shirt in the team colour. Fuck those corporate sport leeches.
My Mike Liut Whalers jersey, (responsibly sourced from Vietnamese children), says otherwise.
Unless your last name is Liut it’s no good. Nos buenos. Les shit.
Well shit, what am I going to do with these autographed jerseys?
Sell them to chumps. Right next to the bibles.
“I can think of one thing that would fit in there. Wouldn’t even scrape the sides.” – Deanna Favre
https://bsky.app/profile/jessespector.com/post/3m2qa7q6zqc23
Kershaw has a look of utter disbelief on his face as the most predictable thing imaginable, his imploding in a play-off game, happens yet again.
clayton kershaw: *is always horrible after the 6th inning*
dave roberts: *makes kershaw pitch in late innings in relief*
THIS GUY CLAYTON KERSHAW I CALL HIM MY DOG SHIVERING THEATRICALLY IN THE YARD TWO DAYS AGO BECAUSE HE IS WASHED.
PLAYOFF KERSHAW NEVER DIES
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It only gets better! Make him finish this game.
OMG. I though you were joking, but it’s much, much worse than I expected.
Yeah, this is an Old Yeller level performance.
PLAYOFF KERSHAW ONLY DIES.
https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3m2q6ine4d22c
Boston fans yapping about the Yankees losing when the Yankees were the ones who knocked them out of the playoffs are why the British were right to bayonet the wounded at Bunker Hill.
I am not sure that’s what historical sources were referring to when they said that the British “took great delight in poking any soldiers who were incapacitated”.
Woah, news flash!
https://bsky.app/profile/bluejayhunter.com/post/3m2q5hvcpzs27
Anyone but the Blue Jays. Anyone but the Dodgers except the Blue Jays.
Go Brewers!
Tonight’s lesson is to be sure you select the right player on your bets. I only lost $5 and I didn’t feel like winning $25 anyway!
What happened to the left player?
Got arrested by the enforcement arm of the Federalist Society.
He was jealous; he didn’t feel like sending any of his friends home.
It was supposed to be Guerrero and Judge RBI each, but I hit Stanton instead of Guerrero.
Schwarber’s home run shoulda been worth at least two.
Rock’N Jock scoring
congrats
tremendous schadenfreude
2 things that’ll never get old.
I don’t compare things to Kyle Schwarber’s home run very often, but this is roughly equivalent.
Yeah, you never really want to know the political affiliations of any one on any team you root for.
I have never watched anything that started with “Tyler Perry’s”
I would if the next word was Execution.
https://bsky.app/profile/thecleric.bsky.social/post/3m2q3o4j64c22
come on wordpress post that genius
One can hope a “I crashed UNC!” banner is in his future at speaking gigs….
With apologies to our thread host…
HAPPY YANKEES SCHADENFREUDE DAY EVERYBODY!
One might say that the Yankees 2025 season is as dead as a certain professional racist…
His buddy Matt Shaw on the Cubs is still hitless in the postseason, too.
You’re putting me in a position to defend Charlie Kirk. Please cease and desist.
Another legacy at bat while facing elimination for Judge.
He showed up. No one else did.
The Yankees are running out of at bats.
There are two things I love about The Fog, and both of them are attached to Adriene Barbeau
Her voice and chin really are spectacular, aren’t they?
You’ll need to be more specific
Ugh, those collar bones…I’ll be in my bunk.
Adriene Barbotbot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP_ePM3p5uw
That shoes-and-purse combo was dazzling.
“Because he’s a fat fucking alcoholic and if I was half a man I’d fucking take a bat to his head but I’m too good looking to go to jail.”
“Fozz, that’s not nice. I raised you better.”
“Well, dad had some input.”
“He wouldn’t have used a bat.” (Implying my father would have beaten the shit out of my fat fucking alcoholic brother in law using his bare hands.)
The older my mother gets, the more insane our conversations become.
Don’t use a bat, random piece of 2×4 from a construction site.
Yes, but will it break before a bat would?
Depends on the grade. Whether it’s pressure-treated will be a factor, too.
Not if you choose carefully. Also make sure to make contact with the narrow part, more likely to break otherwise, plus more likely to break bones. Wear gloves, any fingerprints will be of some poor illegal ICE has probably already deported.
Phonebooks, which are heavy enough. Supposedly don’t leave bruises, but I never paid attention we were giving each other CTE in our youths, beating each other with literally anything at hand.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man. Death knell. He’s gone in the next 2 weeks.
grumblelord’s college career will not be measured in wins/losses but in scaramuccis
fucking beautiful
.
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we are THIS CLOSE to him saying the name of the founder of antifa, deez nuts
“it says here the founder of antifa, signed deez nuts, and his girlfriend, yo mamma…”
you know they got confused and arrested Queen Latifah instead
About time they do something right!
The worst part is Noem pointing a gun and the girlfriend’s dog and saying “give us a name or I will shoot this fucking mutt in the face” because you know she is not bluffing.
Okay, this is what AI is all about, folks:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1127295405720783
https://ibb.co/ccjFYrgY
Find the one with Elvis winning a NASCAR race-it’s great! Or maybe George Washington hitting it out of the park?
and somehow this is what reality is about
https://bsky.app/profile/dannykpolitics.bsky.social/post/3m2ivjjhljc2g
https://bsky.app/profile/jurph.bsky.social/post/3m2pt6d254s2e
Just the stupidest timeline, part one million (the ICEholes, not the frog, who rules).
Uh oh, he’s Schlittlering the bed
I’ve got theatre tickets tonight, and it sounds like a pretty awesome show, but I would have to leave the house in like 15 minutes and I’m not sure I’ve got the energy
If the play is The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum Under the Direction of the Marquis De Sade in West Berlin in 1965 at the Schiller Theatre? I can’t recommend it enough. It’s a banger!
Nope, no energy for going downtown or even just outside
SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to be honest with yourself & not worry about any sunk cost bullshit.
I would probably be trudging to the theater by now, muttering to myself about it & end up having a grumpy night – no matter the quality of the show.
The added marginal cost of getting there and back plus the fact it was a cheap ticket both make it easier, but mostly it’s just the remnants of this damn cold
Ugh, I’ve been to three plays in my entire life, and I fell asleep during every one of them. Two of them were musicals. I woked up midway through Les Miserables and couldn’t understand why everyone was crying. Plus, drinks at the theater are outrageously expensive.
Spamalot was a lot of fun.
Are you sure didn’t mistakenly go to a Cleveland Browns game?
Americans: “You silly Canadians, constantly exaggerating about the Leafs and how much they dominate your airwaves!”
Silly Canadians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYRuvpa5BXg
In case you weren’t bothered to watch, this is a vid about LEAFS PLAYERS WATCHING HIGHLIGHTS OF THEMSELVES AS KIDS AND COMMENTING ABOUT HOW AMAZING THEY WERE! FUCK SAKES!
What does it mean for the Blue Jays World Series chances?
(Am I doing this right?)
As Bob Uecker would have said, “Just a bit outside!”.
How does this impact their playoff chances this season?