Will there be tons of shots of “oh-so-crazy” fans adorned in costumes in the stands? You bet your “Sexy Ref” outfit there’ll be!
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-WTH Broncos?: Is there a severe shortage of viable tight ends out there in the marketplace? Denver signed 41 year-old Mercedes Lewis. For what? He was sad to leave his job as an Acorn Stairlifts sales rep. (is that a thing in the States? We’re inundated with TV ads for the product up here)
-Jim Irsay’s memorabilia collection will be go auction soon. Jimi Hendrix’ coke spoon, David Crosby’s first and second liver, the rolled up New York Times edition that John Lennon used to beat his first wife, a bottle of Secretariat’s sperm (half full), Rosie Ruiz’s game-worn underwear and Wilt Chamberlain’s XXXXXL jock strap are rumored to be among the items up for bid.
-Rattler Sleeps With the Fishes: The Saints have announced that they’re going with rook QB Tyler Shough the rest of the way. That’s an interesting circumstance-playing your way into a job so that you can play your way out of it. (Saints will no doubt grab another QB in the draft)
-Trade Rumors: Why is Brian Thomas Jr., a 2nd year player stuck in a lousy offense the subject of trade talk? I mean yes, it is Jacksonville but potential, first contract, real talent-this seems to be an invention by a sports yakker that spread in the community. Apparently the Cowboys and Niners have inquired about Trey Hendrickson. With respect to Dallas I think Jerry got the escort number wrong-he can’t afford what Trey wants. Breece Hall wants to go, “Somewhere, Anywhere-PLEASE!” That should be easy to accommodate. A.J. Brown is being mentioned but if the Eagles let him go they’ll lose a mere 56 million in cap space.
To The Game!
Ravens/Fins:
-Apparently the line keeps climbing and 84% is on the Ravens?
-A Tale of Two Cities: Baltimore is 2-5 but still favored to win their division. You can kinda see it because their next 5 opponents are a combined 11-28. Miami is 2-6 and the coach is hanging on by his fingernails.
-The Dolphins rush D has allowed 125+ yards in every home game so far this year and rival lead running backs are averaging 6 yards a carry.
-Will McDaniel commit to the run? He was successful in the past with Achane and Mostert and he ambushed the Falcons last week by doing so. That, plus it opening up play action (which Tua is very good at) might be the way to go.
-These lousy defenses have meant that the two teams combined have destroyed the Over number 78% of the time so far.
Do your thing.
Man, that crowd crush tragedy in Itaewon completely
suffocatedvaporized any enthusiasm for Halloween here in Seoul. I haven’t seen a single person wearing a costume or anything tonight.The vending machine at work stopped stocking these recently , I guess you can say that’s also a crush tragedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOok1WzZbOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J4pfT2qLb4
Here’s a TV movie from 1994 that takes place on Halloween. It’s a sci-fi/horror-ish movie, but Halloween is really only a set piece that gives a timeframe, and not much else. Yinz should watch it on Halloween Eve.
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3FJePrGZb8
Halloween childhood nostalgia! This and Thanksgiving are vastly superior to the Christmas special.
There’s the Stuart Skinner we all know and love.
/is not good at making gifs
So, Law & Order tonight has a gambling plot involving a basketball player.
There’s no way the writers are that quick. I can’t tell if it’s a NY thing or a speculation thing.
That’s one prescient DickWolf.
Prescient DickWolf is playing on Friday night at Coachella
It’s waxing, full moon (Beaver moon!) is on the 5th
Ask ChatGPT to draw Beaver Moon.
I just realized to stop the inevitable AI/Skynet takeover, ask ChatGPT to draw “Wyoming.” It’ll short-circuit itself.
404: State not found
Ask him if birds live in Wyoming. That’s how the first nukes get launched.
No, first nukes get launched at either Venezuela or Canada.
I tried to create an image of a potential new DFO pantheon member, Cach’wat, cherub of incomplete passes, but apparently this violates ChatGPTs content policies because it’s too religious, lol
They flag any images of things with wings yet still help kids commit suicide, society is safe!
I’m sure it has made cherubs without wings for thousands of GOP up-and-comers.
Are you fucking kidding me, Washington? I hate Thursday games. I have four WRs on my team, one is out, and as of yesterday the other 3 are questionable for Sunday. So I picked up this chump. I just looked at my team, and saw his 5.60 points go to 3.60 right before my eyes.
I still show him with 5.60….
It went back up. I haven’t been paying attention, was that last fumble of his not a fumble?
I appreciate this comment. And sympathize
Darnell fucking Nurse has more goals in this game than Alexei Lafrenienre has all season.
Ice Bombers won again huzzah!
I thought they traded that bum?
/the joke is I could be referring to either player!
I’m getting a lot of enjoyment from these crowd shots.
I dig the Dolphan suits
That’s what I thought watching the dodgers fans last night. Rich enough to buy the tickets, dumb enough to let a baseball game bring them to near tears.
The day I let a children’s game played by millionaires and run by billionaires decide my state of mind is the day I start following fashion trends and using tik Tok slang.
That’s 67 skibbity!
It’s probably a lifetime ago for them. They’re on to 101 bisquick
STONRG TAEK!!!11!
EDIT: not as funny when the link works
Hey man, I agree with him, ?s=88f9acafd1d395836f8c01912bdd95fc
No. No, it isn’t.
Please football gods, can I have some more Henry?
Even the commentators are bored
So, we agree he’s getting fired, yes?
Noooope this aint the SEC Hoss, we ain’t payin him – Ross
PPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Retract, yeah he is getting fired tomorrow.
Pre-fired. Can’t believe they’re letting him finish this game.
Like pottery
The Minnesota Wild are a hawkey squadron in the sense that the 500s are professional footed ball organization and Wyoming just existing in general.
If the current “score” holds (2-1 Ice PGH), do the Ice Stillers still receive the two points in the standings normally credited to a winning team?
EDIT: 3-1 PGH
EDIT EDIT: 4-1
They will always be the Northstars
When do they hand out the cocaine at Hard Rock Stadium?
Not soon or late enough!
On the way in. I assume that each ticket is redeemable for a few lines
It’s folded into the tickets
Fuck coach Monken with a rusty piece of rebar coated in hyena shit
Mrs. Cola brought out the Halloween Candy right after I hit the vape pen. This could get ugly.
I bought a bag of Snickers, Skittles, Starbursts, and M&Ms yesterday. I’m mostly done with the Snickers. I live in a 55+, but I told myself there could be grandkids and employees children. Better safe than sorry!
Mike McDaniel looks like a coked out porn director on set.
So, any other Thursday night.
His best role because he plays himself, basically (rubber cock). A brainless, talentless fame whore.
I hate him more than the Yellowstone turd, the non Damon Boston clown, and almost as much as the space Jesus runt.
I believe we witnessed the exact moment Tua decided he wanted Mike McDaniel fired.
https://youtu.be/kUZiUORi3uQ?si=-VQGV2fxx2yJAy__
Can we get a slo-mo break down?
These Dolphin unis would be better if the “Miami” tramp stamp on the pants was bedazzled
Neon colored LEDs would be more in line with Miami.
Had Ollie Gordon in 2 of 3 parlays. SHould have known.
Did you having tearing several ankle ligaments? Because that looks promising!
It’s really too bad that ankles and knees don’t bend in more directions
– Cam Skattebo
poor kid
Anyone else remember when a totally Steroided up Linda Lavin faced off against Steve Austin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O58g5JasjkM
He was a man barely alive, but she started breaking up, she’s breaking up.
Also, this week in “God fucks with brocky’s fantasy matchup”, imagine this post-game interview:
interviwer: “Mark Andrews, you were heavily criticized for dropping a pass in the playoffs last year, but tonight you were able catch two touchdowns, what was the difference?”
Mark Andrews: it’s simple, I wasn’t facing that little bitch brocky! LOL!
How bad has it been so far?
I like this one
Pictured: actual 16th-century engraving of Hippo I, King of Percocetia, Duke of Lortabistan
If you Yinzers aren’t betting on Pitt to win the division with those good odds-C’mon, man!
So i was browsing horror memes, and I found this old gem
Diane Franklin. Underrated 80’s hottie.
She was great in Better Off Dead.
Bor-ing! I may go huff some PAM.
Pretty
Awesome
MaryJane?
That too!
Dawber was great!
Nothing will stick to your airways!
BLEEEEEERGH!!
The covert Japanese whalers we always knew out here slaughtering LOLfins.
Dulcich, he was good a couple years ago for the Donks no?
Btw scotchy, I had to pause in the middle of the Irsay suction items to lose my shit completely 🤣🤣
Present, pantsless. Puh leeze
Still at work. Too many witnesses. Can’t go to jail. They’ll use me as currency.
Have everyone call you Gold Standard in jail. That’ll show em
Just impose high tariffs, problem solved!
The greatest moment in the whole entire history of the television:
+1 robot bigfoot. Or is a robot bigfoot an android bigfoot?
That was a great 2 parter, was so hyped to watch.
Oh, and the Venture Bros did a beautiful parody.
Ahh, I thought that whole bit was funny but also that it was completely random. Makes sense now
SHANK’HLOR makes her presence known early this evening.
I would have gone more Hindu, but not bad
Do BLEERGH next.
I try to move the apostrophe left or right depending on which way the goddess pushes the kick wide.
That’s poetically appropriate. Her name is never written correctly; it’s always just slightly off.
McDaniel might become the youngest coach to have a heart attack on the sidelines
Thats because of the cocaine.
I think he’s done been ded a while now
At least inside.
I’m not going to be in Chicago before the weekend, but if I was I would totally put $5 on the Cows beating the Cards 35-33
Why did Tua hop after that handoff?
My guess, hemorrhoids.
Lingering back injury.
Practicing for his frog prince Halloween costume
They have probably been using animal stem cells to treat his injuries, maybe his last batch was from a rabbit.
Fuck you Draft Kings
And Geico even though you do provide me with very affordable car insurance
-D Trump
Lol, I started Washington!
LOLphins!
I prop bet the shit out of this game to make it interesting.
What were the odds on orcas bursting onto the field and eating Tua?
+150000
That’s usually my strategy. Place a couple of parlays. If one hits, break even. If more hit, more money to play with. If all hits, elusive Withdrawal button.
Have the Ravens just forgotten that Tractorcito exists?!?
He got 21 carries last week
That’s not nearly close to enough
Included 2 TDs though
Yeah, but I wasn’t talking for fantasy football purposes. They have the ability to run on teams and dominate time of possession and they don’t do it.
Oh I agree, both for fantasy and real life purposes. I kinda get why they haven’t done it as much with Lamar out, defenses focus on him when there aren’t as many options, but even taking that into account he’s not in nearly enough and they’re too predictable with their play calls
He isn’t going to get this one.
Boooooo but you’re right
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FAKE NEWS! It’s not a Cracker Barrel, it’s Buc-Ees.
Not according to my Bothan sources.
It would have been interesting to have a hurricane obliterate half of Florida to provide a nice juxtaposition of the “let them eat cake” nature of the Epstein Ballroom, but no, instead Jamaica and Cuba take it on the chin.
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And the East Wing
[makes dismissive wanking motion] – John Elway’s wife
Starting the Ratbirds D/ST tonight, so probably can’t watch.
Also, I don’t wanna.
I’m just hoping the first quarter is watchablish, even if it’s just because Lamar! is back and on form
Maybe he’ll even have to poop again!
Happy colon, happy throwin!
That explains why my throwin’ game has been horrible for the last 3 days.
Does Tua still have pink eye and/or a pirate fixation?
He was clearly stung by a bee while visiting someone’s island
That’s funny. My initial quoteable for Rattler’s pick-six was, “This would be the end of a career for any other quarterback.”
But now I see he will have the motivation to, now, finally accept PEDs.
pain
Who will be Miss Tackle 2025? When is the swimsuit competition?
Of course Knight Jr is going to be all those tackles; you can’t wrap a guy up with an 12 ft lance in your arms!
Why is he using full size lance? Shouldn’t he be using a junior-sized one?
Bengals notoriously rush the rookies before they are ready. Brown is too cheap to buy a training lance.
“Did someone say my name?”
-Trey Lance
“No.”
-the NFL
“Some people use a peewee sized lance their whole life”
-Deanna F.