Somewhere in Northern Ontario….

The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!”

He muttered to himself but he knew deep down he had no choice. Some work you just had to do yourself. If you didn’t, that would mean double work and, quite frankly, this was already cutting into the Christmas celebrations. He couldn’t afford to waste more time

He parked and unloaded. It was about a 100 yards, but he was in decent shape and the load wasn’t too heavy. That’s what happens when the economy goes in the shitter. Everything becomes “lean”.

Why did he have to go into the office today of all days? I mean, there’s NFL football on the TV! And there are several games with playoff implications!

“Oh well. Might as well get on with it. The faster I do this, the faster I can get home and watch the games. Stupid work.”

TO THE GAMES!!

Bills at Browns

Much like our intro, this game is going to be a slaughter. The early line was Buffalo -10 but I think that’s generous. I say Buffalo by 21 with a guaranteed Cleveland injury. Maybe Shadeur, maybe someone in the defense. Just book the parlay.

Bengals at Dolphins

This is the “I’ve got no fucks left to give” Bowl. Both teams had their seasons ended in embarrassing fashion last week. What are they playing for? Pride? Nah. It’s all about incentive bonuses from now on. That’s why the Bengals will probably bench their starters at halftime…

Chiefs at Titans

Don T’s Glorious Tits get a golden opportunity to claim a victory over the “dynasty of the 2020s”. Yes, I know the dynasty is over, but it’s still something nice to put in the resume like the management certificate you got for attending a webinar and watching movies at the same time.

Jets at Saints

The Saints were pretty frisky last week in beating the Panthers. They should beat the Jets and give themselves a little ego boost. This will, of course, drop them in the draft order, so they clearly can’t have nice things because they touch themselves. And, honestly, who can blame them? Have you been to New Orleans strip clubs?

Chargers at Cowboys

Until last night, this was a game with playoff implications. The Chargers could have put Cowboys fans out of their misery once and for all this football season by beating the Boys in the Jerry Dome. As it is, the Eagles had that pleasure. As incentive for the Chargers, they must continue winning in order to have any chance at catching Denver for the division and the top seed in the AFC.

Vikings at Giants

The Vikes went through a rough patch but now they have McCarthy back and it looks like they are playing better. They are still eliminated from the playoffs. The Giants are actually in the same boat. They are eliminated but playing better. No one will watch this game. Not even Scotchy.

Bucs at Panthers

Here is the one game with major playoff implications. Both teams are tied atop the NFC South. Today’s outcome doesn’t provide final decisions, but it will give the winner a huge advantage. Remember these two teams play again in the last week of the season.

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