Well, bust my plastic table, we’re starting off with a good one! But they’ve all been pretty good and I think this weekend can approach the wildcard round in quality. Every fixture is compelling in one way or another for this neutral observer.
To The Game!
Bills/Broncos:
-Some are worried that Josh doesn’t have a viable #1 receiver to play with but he’s always gotten by with sub talent so why is this game any different? (I suppose it makes a difference over the course of a season but a standalone game? nah) And besides, how much did he accomplish with the malcontent Diggs on his team?
-Nevertheless Mecole Hardman and Curtis Samuels are eligible to play today though their contributions may be minimal. The far more important addition is Ed Oliver, the defensive tackle that may help the run defense, such as it is.
-If Allen drags this flawed team to the AFC Championship and then loses I won’t be the least bit surprised.
-Rb Cook seems to be the key-of Denver’s three losses two of the opponents managed to run over 100+ yards, so there’s that.
-Can the Broncos themselves run? Their EPA per designed run sits at an abysmal -0.04 as opposed to their +0.12 per dropback. This isn’t your usual, ‘grind it out on the ground and let the D take care of business’ team. My guess is that the short passing game to Harvey and McLaughlin will function as the run game.
-As noted, that Bronc’s D is not to be messed with but hoo boy, they’ve given up 350(!) penalty yards just on pass interference penalties alone.
-Payton tracked all of the Bills losses over the last two years and determined that the key to defeating them is to win the turnover battle. Look for his defenders to be ‘punch drunk’ but in a very aggressive way.
Rev your engines.
Big GUY TD!!!! πͺ π
Yea thatβs ROCKINGGGG!!!! π
Does that count as THICC SICCXX?
Frank Crum!!
more like frank chunk
FRANK loaf
Huh, the edit button appears to be borked again.
FAT GUY TD!
FAT MAN TD
this game fucking rules already
THICC DOWN!
Drat! James Cook handled that ball about as well as the Mahdists handled the British during the Battle of Omdurman! If he makes another error of that magnitude, his rations shall be slashed!
Alright is this game rocking? I just turned it onβ¦
Hope it is!!!
It’s pretty rocking, yeah.
several injuries (and a hospital visit!) and so much ball droppage already
this game is trying its best to be a 1980s broncos/browns playoff game
Beerguy in-game update: am in Seattle.
Have ordered food.
Thereβs a wall of beers!
But the Niners party is across the street.
Target acquired.
Last night sucked, but my plan of waiting until the Friday before the divisional playoff weekend to take this stupid shingles vaccine is finally paying off.
SUDDEN!!!!!
Same drunk chucklefuck just loudly yelled at fans FUCK THE 49ERS FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU, then noticed there are children sitting out here with us, apologized. This other idiot says ‘not unless they’re 49ers fans harf harf’ and chucklefuck ‘then they’d like it!’
I leaned over and said “yeaaaaaaaaa that sounds like you want to fuck children”.
He has been quiet ever since.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
1 ICE HOX – ICE JAZZ 0
Stupid Ice Jazz tied it up with a shorty.
*Favre joke goes here*
IN-COM-PLETE!
Damn it, I’m trying to watch this game, people! Solve your own emergencies.
Boot straps, MURIKCA, TRUMP, yadda yadda…
Old Lady: “My cat is stuck in a tree!”
WCS: “BB Gun. Next Caller, you’re up!”
My cat didn’t find that nearly as amusing as I did
broncos proving this 1st quarter that horses indeed do not have hands
It would behoove them to bring in other receptionists.
Aw, lady’s daughter must have successfully subdued her, no game reactions. Let your kid be embarrassed!
Mecole Hardman still in the league!
Big fan of this Hardman.
-Lindsey Graham S.C
Nantz sooooooo happy he gets to make it all about the goddamned Chefs
I love how the chyron guy had no idea what down it was. None.
Okay, so was that 4th Down? 1st Down? 5th Down?
I saw the ‘choose love’ on the back of the helmet with something blocking the ‘ch’ and my brain filled in ‘goose love’ which…Don’t know where that came from. The only thing to love about geese is their tasty livers. Maybe it was a Top Gun reference?
Or “moose love” which I presume is a rural Canadian thing.
Why take a time out in the 1st QRT of a playoff game to avoid a 5-yard penalty. Thatβs dumb as fuck (YMMV, but for me desrves a full af).
Furthermore,
1. Muy bienas tardes
2. my stream may be a bit behind
my stream may be a bit behind.
-you might want to see a urologist
Balls read that as big behind.
I made beer cheese dip and my wife made soft pretzel bites. Paired with a dry reisling things are good.
ANOTHER injury
four ded and we are on drive number two!
“4 ded in Colorado”
-song by Neil The Younger
I’m glad I went to that Broncos game this season. It’s a lot more fun watching a game somewhere I’ve been since I can imagine the atmosphere better
There are two modes – (i) drunk and happy; and (ii) drunk and belligerent
-several injuries
-offsides derp that ruins a turnover
-BIGGER derp in the dropped td pass
yep, this is gonna be a bananas game
We may even need a crazier fruit to make cakes out of
never had a papaya cake but I bet would be good
Like durian perhaps?
That’s gotta be for when the game is as stinky as wombat poop
ugh, when BLEERGH tries t give you 7 and you only accept 3
That was a cool play !
“2 inches short? no kidding.”
-D. Favre
https://bsky.app/profile/sickoscommittee.org/post/3mcnlmh2mjk2h
ha ha ha YES!!
FIVE INCHES?! I mean..sounds about right.
Wouldn’t be the first time someone was disappointed only to see 2″. (Insert Deanna Favre joke here)
Short by a “the swimming pool was COLD” Farvenis
This united club has mini-creampuffs and they are delicious to munch on as I watch a bunch of athletes destroy their bodies for my amusement. Yum!
There is a lady in the corner who must be a huge Broncos fan because she just jumped up and yelled, then kinda looked around and apologized to her embarrased looking daughter. I’m on the lady’s side, you get into that game girl!
lol this chucklefuck on the patio with us is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing every single 49ers fan rolling by on a scooter.
This muthuafucka ain’t lasting until game time. I know the signs. You gotta conserve your drunk hate, ration it out before the game.
three ded players and we are on the first drive
3-4 Preseason Games + 17 Regular Season Games – 1 Bye Week + 1 Postseason Game OR -1 Postseason Bye = DEATH!
I just hope bad and funny things happen to both teams this afternoon. π
Damn it, go back to the Blimp view!
Pulled into the driveway at 4:26p (fuck you, meatspace). So glad to be back in the fortress of solitude AND the imaginarium obvs. D-O-N-K-S!!!
Four seconds in? That was fast.
— princess
Dead Bill on first play? Seems like they’re boned, yeah?
i think there was mutually assured concussion protocol on ball carrier and defender
ouch
upon further review
OUCH
I don’t know who to cheer for here.
I’m nominally going Bills but I won’t be upset if it’s Denver. Both enjoyable teams just want Josh Allen to get his Mahomes-free shot.
A smaller meteor?
I know everyone is excited, but settle down.
The Kraken game doesn’t start for another 30 minutes.
Kraken Foreplay before the Release.
I know, right? Ice Stillers and Ice Buckeyes is still two and half hours. I’m excited, too, but let’s be realistic…
Listening to random Seahawks fans sitting at the bar with me:
– ugh, my flight in was FULL of 49ers fans
– this is what they do, they travel well, and attempt to take over EVERY stadium
– omg, they are swarming Pike’s market today
– I asked this Hawks fan, where were YOU last game?!? You certainly weren’t here
Have I mentioned I hate people?
If both the Bears and Niners win they’ll play in Chicago. Would love to see Niners fans try to take over Soldier lol
Oh, it’s gonna be fine as long as their frozen bodies get removed before the spring thaw.
Hell, the McCaskeys can charge the deceased’s credit cards for “rent”
Apparently these are all California Seahawks fans.
I hate them on principle.
So they made the exact same trip?

To be fair, at the rate the 49ers are going, the visiting fanbase is more of a taxi club. They may be taking volunteers by the 2nd half at best and the AFC Championship (if necessary) at worst.
A new guy arrived: There was an accident on I5 where a 49ers fan got rear ended!
– Boomer Seahawks fan thinking he’s making a funny joke: That’s their favorite thing that happens every day harf harf harf
Niners fans getting rear-ended ain’t exactly news
Ohhhh it’s supposed to be a gay joke. I get jokes!
I’m pretty sure I gave him the real life version of this look:

Brilliant analysis from Payton there.
Turns out *any* team that wins the turnover battle wins nearly 80% of the time.
And what.. the other 20% … is the Steelers? π
If both the Niners and the Bills make it to the Owl they’re gonna make and agreement to play 9-a-side football so they don’t have to play randos from the stands
no chiefs, no sirianni, no cheeseheads, no qaaron, and now we just need no neo-greatriots from here on out. fine with just about any result after that from such a chaotic season
(tho it would be fine for shanahan to rightfully keep the 28-3 albatross about his neck, but if he beats it he would have absolutely earned that ring)
Just about the only matchups from the remaining teams that would irk me is Seahawks/Patriots since it’s a rematch, with Pats anyone else a close second. That means it’ll probably happen and the media will be even more annoying about it that I can imagine
The term “rubber match” will always make me giggle.
Vanderbilt being good at basketball is a bit strange to me but then I thought, “Well, that school just might have a shit-ton of NIL money”.