Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Snowblind

Happy Friday! House Sharkbait is full on preparing for this weekend’s snopocalypse that’s supposed to hit us on Sunday. We’re picking up some last minute food stuff from the store this afternoon hopefully before the masses descend on the supermarkets for the eggs, bread and milk that are required to have on hand for a major snow storm. Thankfully we have a guide on hand for how much prepping/shopping we need to do:

We’re currently sitting at Alert Level 4

Part of the shopping also included booze, because getting snowed in requires cocktails of some kind. I’m dangerously low on gin now, thanks to a Mr. Alton Brown. I love his stuff. I loved original (and re-booted) Good Eats, and Iron Chef America was the last show I would seek out to watch before the Food Network went completely into the cooking reality show/competition genre. So when I came across a youtube video of his talking about martinis, I had to watch, and it gave me some inspiration. For those unable to watch this short, what Alton does to make his martinis different is he only uses 2 teaspoons of vermouth in his version. As well as adding a teaspoon of watcher. What makes this even more different is that he freezes the water and vermouth in an ice tray. I never would have thought to do that. So I needed to give it a shot:

3.5 oz. gin, frozen if possible

2 tsp. Dry vermouth

1 tsp. Water

Hours before, add your preferred glass to the freezer, and combine the vermouth and water in a standard ice tray and let freeze. Remove the glass and the vermouth and water ice cube. Add to the glass and pour the gin over the ice cube. Garnish with an olive (or in my case lemon twist) and let sit for about two minutes to let the vermouth slowly melt into the drink.  

If you look closely when slowly agitating the ice, you can see the water/vermouth swirl into the gin. That is a pretty cool effect. It definitely helps with the presentation of the drink. As to the aromas? I get lots of gin on the nose. There is a slight citrus hit from the lemon twist. I always enjoy that. Lemon and martinis are such a good combination.

Alton says “After about two minutes is when I take my first sip, which is going to be very gin forward”. Uh, he is definitely not lying here. The first sip is strong on the gin. Not very shocking really.  Because this whole thing is nearly entirely gin, aside of the 3 teaspoons of slowly dissolving vermouth water. Says the first sip is gin forward is burying the lead for sure. I actually get little to no vermouth initially. Once the ice cube is almost completely gone, this is tasting better. I can pick up more of the vermouth now. This tastes like a regular, albeit extremely dry martini. I will say though, I am kinda digging how the slow dissolve changes as the profile of the drink  as the ice slowly melts into the cocktail. It’s a pretty novel concept I would not have thought of.

This is definitely a one and done drink for me. Not just for the huge gin hit you get up front, but two of these is 7 oz. of nearly straight gin. That’s a lot  to take back to back. Now, Is this going to be a more regular style of preparation? Perhaps. Depends on how motivated I feel to batch out vermouth ice cubes. I also don’t know if I’d do it for this drink either. I like a strong drink, but this is pushing it for me. I do like it, but I think I might prefer the classic medium I’ve been going with lately. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make sure my snow blower starts. Enjoy the weekend.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Love the idea of playing with flavored ice, don’t love it for a two ingredient cocktail. Keep the experiments coming!

WCS

In lieu of SEXY FRIDAY, I’ll record meself showering and post it. Deal?

BC Dick

From what angle?

Doktor Zymm

I mean, I HAVE always wondered if you can shower, smoke a cigarette, and scratch your ass all at once

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t smoke, but I can personally verify that you can shower, drink a beer, and scratch your ass at the same time.

Doktor Zymm

Shower beers are easy, shower smokes take skills on multiple levels

NotShogunButShogun

Wonder? I used to sometimes.

Horatio Cornblower

Asexual Friday it is!

ballsofsteelandfury

Sexy Friday is cumming! Don’t despair!

Doktor Zymm

If Sexy Friday is a dude and it just came then there’s an 80% chance it’s about to nap for 15 minutes

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll take the over.

Mr. Ayo

Sexy Friday is live now!

Mr. Ayo

Duck the Fucks! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

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Doktor Zymm

Although I think we all enjoy a good duck ifyaknowwaddimean

Doktor Zymm

So this happened yesterday
https://www.facebook.com/TheFenderFiles/videos/two-angles-of-the-ending-from-yesterdays-carjacking-incident-in-san-jose/1301189342038486/

Sorry bout the FB link, all the other video I can find is just news reports later on. This all happened after dude stole a corvette from a dealership, drove all the way down to hollister, stole a different car and drove back to san jose. With the car chase and then the amount of shooting it’s amazing no bystanders were hurt.

blaxabbath

For.such of love guns, Americans can’t much shoot worth a shit.

Doktor Zymm

Truth. Although all this seemed really adrenaline fueled without much thought. Dude did injure the officer he was running around the car with, head wound in stable condition, but the vast majority of those bullets were stray. Again, amazing no one nearby was hurt.

Ironically, it seems that violent video games actually make people worse at violence. This dude was no stranger to violence and crime, but he could have done far more damage if he wasn’t trying to GTA it. And he’s not the only one, the Trump assassin would have had a higher chance of success if he hadn’t gone for the head shot.

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t remind me. Fucking grandstanding noob.

Doktor Zymm

Or I guess it was Wednesday, which is crazy as I must have been nearby. I drove back from SJB starting around 2:30 pm so he was probably about 20 minutes behind me on 101. Second time in the last few years I’ve been in proximity to car chase shit going down. Hope my luck of being far enough away to not be impacted holds

scotchnaut

Apropos Of Nothing Alert: I love this tune and just found this live version. I thought this was sheer brilliance back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Nx8vbhgms

yeah right

Under appreciated band for sure.

Gumbygirl

🎶Met a dwarf that was no good…🎵

Horatio Cornblower

/angry muttering from under our basement stairs

Gumbygirl

He needs to take it up with Mick Jones.

Senor Weaselo

“White’s covering the whole Northeast? Good.” -Stephen Miller, who would have an erection if he could, but we all know that’s not happening.

scotchnaut

My CBCNews is featuring Carney after his speech at Davos. (pushing Trump to the margins is…welcomed and unexpected) But the other important story is-

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/mitch-marner-return-toronto-leafs-golden-knights-nhl-9.7056235

Horatio Cornblower

NY Times had an article on him today and about how he’s not really happy about being in Las Vegas but seems to be really happy not to be in Toronto.

WCS

Guess who gets to spend SNOWPOCALYSE ’26 nice and warm inside at work?

Guess who gets to deal with the impending shitshow?

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Doktor Zymm

Hopefully that means you get to go home before all the shoveling heart attacks!

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

I’m pretty jealous of everyone getting a good blizzard. Snow is the best thing about winter (as long as you don’t need to drive anywhere)

scotchnaut

Looks like the whole family unit (plus a girlfriend) are going to tough it out tomorrow. A supplier was kind enough to send me 5lbs of bacon to ‘sample’, there’s Bailey’s for the hot chocolate, plenty of wood for the fire, snacks of all kinds and scotch aplenty.

We’ll play a bit of poker after praying that the water line doesn’t freeze. There’s only one rule, “No Fractured Skulls!”

Brick Meathook

Today is my birthday.

Starbucks lawyered me out of a free coffee, so fuck them.

You’re saying “What can I do?”

You can send money.

Go to “gofundme.com/kiss-bricks-ass” and donate generously. It’s the least you can fucking do.

God Bless you all.

WCS

Congrats on your latest lap around the sun.

SonOfSpam

I donated, adult diapers are pricey. Congrats on sticking around this shitshow another year.

Gumbygirl

Happiest birfday, Brick!

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blaxabbath

Really?

King Hippo

Day before ice-mageddon, and my fucking wifi been out all day. I really hate this timeline.

But car fully gasses up, so I can at least listen to the games while I try not to freeze to death.

scotchnaut

[puts fingers to temples, closes eyes]

“I see shame pizza within the next 72 hours.”

Mr. Ayo
Doktor Zymm

I enjoyed the non-playoff team cameos

Doktor Zymm

Makes me want to try some citrus and bitters ice cubes in a standard martini. Or I bet you could do something interesting and negroni-adjacent here. How neat would it be to do a round campari ice-cube with some lemon rind sticking out so it looks like a cherry?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oooh great idea, and could be even better in a boulevardier. You’d basically get a Manhattan to evolve into one as the ice melts.

NotShogunButShogun

We’ve reached our high of -8. With wind we’re hanging at -35. With blinding sun. Any ice on roads is hyper slick. It’s a delight.

My martinis when I had them were the Churchill variety: Gin, and look at the vermouth.

Horatio Cornblower

My maternal grandfather would pour the gin into a glass, show the glass a bottle of vermouth, and call the good enough.

Oh, olives were added.

Redshirt

Pittsburgh continues to react normally to uncertainty in the Steelers offseason:

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LemonJello

Live look at Fortress LemonJello as I prepare for Snowmaggedon:

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Horatio Cornblower

We just got back from the grocery store. They should honestly consider a cover charge on days like this. They’d make a fortune.

We got two gallons of milk, so our supply of hot chocolate is ensured. I also bought several oranges, so I can probably rule out scurvy this week.

Redshirt

The Clan -shirt is ready for the White Death!

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Senor Weaselo

Checking for spies?

Horatio Cornblower

Freeze the water and vermouth hours before making the drink?

Wait two minutes for the first sip?

Ain’t no one got time for this precious shit! I’m thirsty now!!

Redshirt

Florida is Hell on Earth.

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Horatio Cornblower

My son’s in Miami for a wedding this week.

I do not think he’s getting back to Vermont as scheduled on Monday.

2Pack

The toast scale is getting printed, acetated and taped to the fridge.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wonder if Virginia McCaskey had a preferred preparation of gin martinis. If so, they could have called it the Ginnie Martini.

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s the face of someone who liked their gin martini flavored with additional gin.

Easy on the ice.

Mr. Ayo

My initial reaction was yelling don’t fuck with the classics.

After reading the entire post I’m planning on doing making this myself

In summary, GIN!!!

SonOfSpam

Would’ve thought you’re more of a rum guy

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Gumbygirl

I don’t dink a lot of liquor anymore, but if I had to guess which one I have had the most of in my life, gin would win. By gallons. My mother in law, her next door neighbor Ida, and I were known to put away some gin and tonics. The tonic was merely a suggestion. And I always had them with lemon, not lime.

Mr. Ayo

The fuck? Lemon? I thought I knew you.

Gumbygirl

Just not a big fan of limes.

King Hippo

A gin and tonic without a lime is not a gin and tonic. And with LEMON it is an affront to God and man.

Gumbygirl

Counterpoint:

Gumbygirl

Lol, you will never know, but trust me, it was withering!

ballsofsteelandfury

Not going to be as cold for me as other parts of Canada, -30 or so with the windchill, but that’s still pretty cold.
For Sunday it’s to warm up to -15C but with snow. Im expecting a 4 on the chart above
Can’t wait
also, I love the french toast scale. Even if I don’t follow the shopping guide

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Somehow I got logged in as balls.
WTF WP

SonOfSpam

That is odd. Were you staring at asses when you logged in?

2Pack

Yeah that was weird. No boasting about SoCal weather and all…

Gumbygirl

Holy shit, I was about to head out to the store to hoard some bread, eggs, and milk! My niece lives in Baltimore, she went to the store yesterday after work. It looked like one of those Soviet stores from the 70’s, completely wiped out. I’ll see if I can post the picture

Gumbygirl

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Gumbygirl

Of course not.

2Pack

I’ve been having that issue lately too. If I edit the pic with a slight crop, then save it, I have been able to post it. Must be an android thing… Or we’ve pissed off the gods…

Gumbygirl

I did make it smaller, because it was over 2 mb’s. This one said it was 1.94. That usually is enough, but for some reason it hasn’t been lately. It seems completely random what works and what doesn’t now.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve noticed it seems to work best when it’s cropped but the aspect ratio stays about the same

2Pack

Us usual suspects can possibly leverage this in the future. Questionable post? Simply blame WordPress while giving the admins sum stink eye…

https://youtu.be/sTMgX1PDGAE?si=d36fVhJgiobZgpWa

ballsofsteelandfury

Thanks. I was like, “When the fuck did I write that?”

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SonOfSpam

Wait, you’re in Canada? Where at?

jjfozz

Here in Baltimore every fucking jerkoff moron is acting like it’s Judgement Day. I had to drive 40 minutes round trip for an additional snow shovel and salt. So, when I went to pick it up some FUCK in a huge pickup truck was totally blocking the pickup lane.

Luckily, I am a Dothraki so I stole a horse from a local farm, stripped down to just pants, and galloped full speed at the iron horse. I decapitated the driver, attached his head to my hood, and then burnt down the entire strip mall.

Redshirt

Ohio is in normal pre-snow mode. Panic buying. Bread and liquor shelves are barren. Weather forecasters continue to hedge their bets.

Standard MO for White Death 2026, really.

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