Happy Friday! House Sharkbait is full on preparing for this weekend’s snopocalypse that’s supposed to hit us on Sunday. We’re picking up some last minute food stuff from the store this afternoon hopefully before the masses descend on the supermarkets for the eggs, bread and milk that are required to have on hand for a major snow storm. Thankfully we have a guide on hand for how much prepping/shopping we need to do:

Part of the shopping also included booze, because getting snowed in requires cocktails of some kind. I’m dangerously low on gin now, thanks to a Mr. Alton Brown. I love his stuff. I loved original (and re-booted) Good Eats, and Iron Chef America was the last show I would seek out to watch before the Food Network went completely into the cooking reality show/competition genre. So when I came across a youtube video of his talking about martinis, I had to watch, and it gave me some inspiration. For those unable to watch this short, what Alton does to make his martinis different is he only uses 2 teaspoons of vermouth in his version. As well as adding a teaspoon of watcher. What makes this even more different is that he freezes the water and vermouth in an ice tray. I never would have thought to do that. So I needed to give it a shot:
3.5 oz. gin, frozen if possible
2 tsp. Dry vermouth
1 tsp. Water
Hours before, add your preferred glass to the freezer, and combine the vermouth and water in a standard ice tray and let freeze. Remove the glass and the vermouth and water ice cube. Add to the glass and pour the gin over the ice cube. Garnish with an olive (or in my case lemon twist) and let sit for about two minutes to let the vermouth slowly melt into the drink.
If you look closely when slowly agitating the ice, you can see the water/vermouth swirl into the gin. That is a pretty cool effect. It definitely helps with the presentation of the drink. As to the aromas? I get lots of gin on the nose. There is a slight citrus hit from the lemon twist. I always enjoy that. Lemon and martinis are such a good combination.
Alton says “After about two minutes is when I take my first sip, which is going to be very gin forward”. Uh, he is definitely not lying here. The first sip is strong on the gin. Not very shocking really. Because this whole thing is nearly entirely gin, aside of the 3 teaspoons of slowly dissolving vermouth water. Says the first sip is gin forward is burying the lead for sure. I actually get little to no vermouth initially. Once the ice cube is almost completely gone, this is tasting better. I can pick up more of the vermouth now. This tastes like a regular, albeit extremely dry martini. I will say though, I am kinda digging how the slow dissolve changes as the profile of the drink as the ice slowly melts into the cocktail. It’s a pretty novel concept I would not have thought of.
This is definitely a one and done drink for me. Not just for the huge gin hit you get up front, but two of these is 7 oz. of nearly straight gin. That’s a lot to take back to back. Now, Is this going to be a more regular style of preparation? Perhaps. Depends on how motivated I feel to batch out vermouth ice cubes. I also don’t know if I’d do it for this drink either. I like a strong drink, but this is pushing it for me. I do like it, but I think I might prefer the classic medium I’ve been going with lately. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make sure my snow blower starts. Enjoy the weekend.
(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

Love the idea of playing with flavored ice, don’t love it for a two ingredient cocktail. Keep the experiments coming!
In lieu of SEXY FRIDAY, I’ll record meself showering and post it. Deal?
From what angle?
I mean, I HAVE always wondered if you can shower, smoke a cigarette, and scratch your ass all at once
I don’t smoke, but I can personally verify that you can shower, drink a beer, and scratch your ass at the same time.
Shower beers are easy, shower smokes take skills on multiple levels
Wonder? I used to sometimes.
Asexual Friday it is!
Sexy Friday is cumming! Don’t despair!
If Sexy Friday is a dude and it just came then there’s an 80% chance it’s about to nap for 15 minutes
I’ll take the over.
Sexy Friday is live now!
Duck the Fucks! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Although I think we all enjoy a good duck ifyaknowwaddimean
So this happened yesterday
https://www.facebook.com/TheFenderFiles/videos/two-angles-of-the-ending-from-yesterdays-carjacking-incident-in-san-jose/1301189342038486/
Sorry bout the FB link, all the other video I can find is just news reports later on. This all happened after dude stole a corvette from a dealership, drove all the way down to hollister, stole a different car and drove back to san jose. With the car chase and then the amount of shooting it’s amazing no bystanders were hurt.
For.such of love guns, Americans can’t much shoot worth a shit.
Truth. Although all this seemed really adrenaline fueled without much thought. Dude did injure the officer he was running around the car with, head wound in stable condition, but the vast majority of those bullets were stray. Again, amazing no one nearby was hurt.
Ironically, it seems that violent video games actually make people worse at violence. This dude was no stranger to violence and crime, but he could have done far more damage if he wasn’t trying to GTA it. And he’s not the only one, the Trump assassin would have had a higher chance of success if he hadn’t gone for the head shot.
Don’t remind me. Fucking grandstanding noob.
Or I guess it was Wednesday, which is crazy as I must have been nearby. I drove back from SJB starting around 2:30 pm so he was probably about 20 minutes behind me on 101. Second time in the last few years I’ve been in proximity to car chase shit going down. Hope my luck of being far enough away to not be impacted holds
Apropos Of Nothing Alert: I love this tune and just found this live version. I thought this was sheer brilliance back in the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Nx8vbhgms
Under appreciated band for sure.
🎶Met a dwarf that was no good…🎵
/angry muttering from under our basement stairs
He needs to take it up with Mick Jones.
“White’s covering the whole Northeast? Good.” -Stephen Miller, who would have an erection if he could, but we all know that’s not happening.
My CBCNews is featuring Carney after his speech at Davos. (pushing Trump to the margins is…welcomed and unexpected) But the other important story is-
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/mitch-marner-return-toronto-leafs-golden-knights-nhl-9.7056235
NY Times had an article on him today and about how he’s not really happy about being in Las Vegas but seems to be really happy not to be in Toronto.
Guess who gets to spend SNOWPOCALYSE ’26 nice and warm inside at work?
Guess who gets to deal with the impending shitshow?
Hopefully that means you get to go home before all the shoveling heart attacks!
I’m pretty jealous of everyone getting a good blizzard. Snow is the best thing about winter (as long as you don’t need to drive anywhere)
Looks like the whole family unit (plus a girlfriend) are going to tough it out tomorrow. A supplier was kind enough to send me 5lbs of bacon to ‘sample’, there’s Bailey’s for the hot chocolate, plenty of wood for the fire, snacks of all kinds and scotch aplenty.
We’ll play a bit of poker after praying that the water line doesn’t freeze. There’s only one rule, “No Fractured Skulls!”
Today is my birthday.
Starbucks lawyered me out of a free coffee, so fuck them.
You’re saying “What can I do?”
You can send money.
Go to “gofundme.com/kiss-bricks-ass” and donate generously. It’s the least you can fucking do.
God Bless you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoa2Y7v7qk
Congrats on your latest lap around the sun.
I donated, adult diapers are pricey. Congrats on sticking around this shitshow another year.
Happiest birfday, Brick!
Really?
Day before ice-mageddon, and my fucking wifi been out all day. I really hate this timeline.
But car fully gasses up, so I can at least listen to the games while I try not to freeze to death.
[puts fingers to temples, closes eyes]
“I see shame pizza within the next 72 hours.”
HAHAHA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TU_qWAZDR4
I enjoyed the non-playoff team cameos
Makes me want to try some citrus and bitters ice cubes in a standard martini. Or I bet you could do something interesting and negroni-adjacent here. How neat would it be to do a round campari ice-cube with some lemon rind sticking out so it looks like a cherry?
That sounds awesome!
Oooh great idea, and could be even better in a boulevardier. You’d basically get a Manhattan to evolve into one as the ice melts.
We’ve reached our high of -8. With wind we’re hanging at -35. With blinding sun. Any ice on roads is hyper slick. It’s a delight.
My martinis when I had them were the Churchill variety: Gin, and look at the vermouth.
My maternal grandfather would pour the gin into a glass, show the glass a bottle of vermouth, and call the good enough.
Oh, olives were added.
Pittsburgh continues to react normally to uncertainty in the Steelers offseason:
Live look at Fortress LemonJello as I prepare for Snowmaggedon:
We just got back from the grocery store. They should honestly consider a cover charge on days like this. They’d make a fortune.
We got two gallons of milk, so our supply of hot chocolate is ensured. I also bought several oranges, so I can probably rule out scurvy this week.
The Clan -shirt is ready for the White Death!
Checking for spies?
Freeze the water and vermouth hours before making the drink?
Wait two minutes for the first sip?
Ain’t no one got time for this precious shit! I’m thirsty now!!
Florida is Hell on Earth.
My son’s in Miami for a wedding this week.
I do not think he’s getting back to Vermont as scheduled on Monday.
The toast scale is getting printed, acetated and taped to the fridge.
All credit to Universal Hub: https://www.universalhub.com/french-toast
I wonder if Virginia McCaskey had a preferred preparation of gin martinis. If so, they could have called it the Ginnie Martini.
That’s the face of someone who liked their gin martini flavored with additional gin.
Easy on the ice.
My initial reaction was yelling don’t fuck with the classics.
After reading the entire post I’m planning on doing making this myself
In summary, GIN!!!
Would’ve thought you’re more of a rum guy
It was interesting. I kind of want to try it with a medium, but I dont know how that would maintain flavors with that ratio of vermouths to water
I don’t dink a lot of liquor anymore, but if I had to guess which one I have had the most of in my life, gin would win. By gallons. My mother in law, her next door neighbor Ida, and I were known to put away some gin and tonics. The tonic was merely a suggestion. And I always had them with lemon, not lime.
The fuck? Lemon? I thought I knew you.
Just not a big fan of limes.
A gin and tonic without a lime is not a gin and tonic. And with LEMON it is an affront to God and man.
Counterpoint:
Lol, you will never know, but trust me, it was withering!
Not going to be as cold for me as other parts of Canada, -30 or so with the windchill, but that’s still pretty cold.
For Sunday it’s to warm up to -15C but with snow. Im expecting a 4 on the chart above
Can’t wait
also, I love the french toast scale. Even if I don’t follow the shopping guide
Somehow I got logged in as balls.
WTF WP
That is odd. Were you staring at asses when you logged in?
Uhhh that’s less than ideal.
Yeah that was weird. No boasting about SoCal weather and all…
Holy shit, I was about to head out to the store to hoard some bread, eggs, and milk! My niece lives in Baltimore, she went to the store yesterday after work. It looked like one of those Soviet stores from the 70’s, completely wiped out. I’ll see if I can post the picture
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Of course not.
I’ve been having that issue lately too. If I edit the pic with a slight crop, then save it, I have been able to post it. Must be an android thing… Or we’ve pissed off the gods…
I did make it smaller, because it was over 2 mb’s. This one said it was 1.94. That usually is enough, but for some reason it hasn’t been lately. It seems completely random what works and what doesn’t now.
I’ve noticed it seems to work best when it’s cropped but the aspect ratio stays about the same
Us usual suspects can possibly leverage this in the future. Questionable post? Simply blame WordPress while giving the admins sum stink eye…
https://youtu.be/sTMgX1PDGAE?si=d36fVhJgiobZgpWa
Thanks. I was like, “When the fuck did I write that?”
Wait, you’re in Canada? Where at?
HUH?! WHAT?! FUCK YOU, HEATHEN COCKWALLETS!

IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME FOR YOU NEW, ORDAINED GOD-KING LASERFACE INFILTRATES THE SNAKEPIT OF LIES, CORRUPTION, AND GREED THAT IS YOUR IDOL, THE NFL!
MY GUIDING HAND WILL NOT ONLY CLEASE THE SOULS OF THE WRETCHES OF WESTERN NEW YORK, LONG FORSOOK BY THE TRUE GOD IN HEAVEN, BUT LEAD THE LOW AND FALLEN TO GLORY ON BOTH THE FIELD AND IN THE HEREAFTER!
THE SACRED, BLESSED MARMALARD SPAWN WILL EMCOMPASS THIS GLORIOUS STAFF, AND HELP WIELD MY BLESSED SWORD (PENIS) TO THE DIVINE VICTORIES THE PROPHETS HAVE PROPHESIZED FOR CENTURIES!
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This is fucking great! !
Go home Buffalo, you’re drunk.
And here I was Monday expecting him going to Donks Woo…
Here in Baltimore every fucking jerkoff moron is acting like it’s Judgement Day. I had to drive 40 minutes round trip for an additional snow shovel and salt. So, when I went to pick it up some FUCK in a huge pickup truck was totally blocking the pickup lane.
Luckily, I am a Dothraki so I stole a horse from a local farm, stripped down to just pants, and galloped full speed at the iron horse. I decapitated the driver, attached his head to my hood, and then burnt down the entire strip mall.
Ohio is in normal pre-snow mode. Panic buying. Bread and liquor shelves are barren. Weather forecasters continue to hedge their bets.
Standard MO for White Death 2026, really.