Requiem for the Bears — A 2023 Musical Season to Date Retrospective

The Bears Bye Week isn’t until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we’ve witnessed this season (both the self inflicted and cruel twists of injury fate kind). So why not recap the year to date in song. Maybe get in the right mood/cadence with our friend Billy Joel.  And yes, I’m counting this as the Bye Week Update. 

Justin Fields, DJ Moore, high draft picks will hit for sure, Kevin Warren, Ryan Poles, new brain trust in here.

Rodgers gone, North is open, drop the usual pregame moping, ’23 could finally be the year of Da Bears.

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Sky’s the limit, take your shot, lakefront flick of your GSH-spot, Deal’s done, Metra schedules, next stop: Arlington Heights.

But for now, Green Bay sucks, can’t have faith in Kirk or Goff, grab a sausage, get excited…but then kiss your hopes goodbye!

We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty

We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling.

Chase Claypool, Peterman, cutting him to sign again? Substitution rainman, booing the first weekend.

Finger pointing, shitty play, formation boning, no protection, Fields concussion where’s he going WHY’D HE GO BACK IN?!

4th down call, Broncos loss, Eberflus incompetent, are we tanking or just ass, fumble score to blow the lead.

D coach going AWOL, FBI at Halas Hall?, Peanut Tillman gets involved, pedo rumors start to trend!

We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty

We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling.

Claypool “away from team”? Worst coach speak you ever seen. Butkus dead, 0 and 4, couldn’t take it anymore.

O-Line’s hurt, Fields’s thumb, arm wrestling champion’s son, RB coach fired next, HR complaints (about sex?).

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14 game losing streak. Roquan Smith “career saved”, O-Line blocking teammates. Equipment theft, Montez Sweat.

Justin Fields hurt or not? Can Flus figure out how to talk? Random players put on blast, NFC North dead last.

We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty

We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling.

Picks from Tyson Bagent, Chargers on the march in, last in sacks, culture sucks, this whole place is a clusterfuck.

Panthers’s pick, IR’s packed, Gonna draft a quarterback? Justin Fields coming back. Luke Getsy should be fired next!

Defensive backs with mono, fans going psycho, Ginny 100 years old,  Gonna wait a hundred more?

We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty

We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling

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