Wumbo Wednesday: About Last Night

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Cuomo. The real swaggy (presumptive heavy favorite for) mayor is a-comin’.

(Truly a disgusting scene. I mean, no shirt under his apron? That’s a clear health code violation!)

Also fun from last night’s show: It was some sort of kid-related company, so the singers before the finale were just throwing stuff into the audience. Which is the kind of thing I absolutely daydream about if I’m not paying attention in an orchestra rehearsal. Volunteering to help Senorita Weaselo out a few weeks ago because the place she works had their annual Carnegie Hall concert? Also means it’s time for me imagining throwing or hitting absolute moonshots into the balconies. So I joked to one of the singers that that specific thing is living one of my dreams. So he put his hat on me and I wore it for the whole finale. There’d be a picture, if I had the energy to photoshop my entire face out. But more work awaits anyway. It never ends (until 2 weeks or so, then there’s a bit of a break).

News? Uh… it’s late June in the NFL. If there were news it would be all fluff. Other than my condolences to whoever’s the Palace fan here, since Woody Johnson bought stake in the team.

So… uh, games? The NBA and NHL seasons are over, so under most circumstances it would be baseball and just baseball. Which, I mean, is fine for me. But not you all! We crave more!

Mundialito (now with the same amount of corruption!)

(Group F played this afternoon, so here’s Group E tonight)

Urawa Red Diamonds (JPN) vs. Monterrey (MEX) (at the Rose Bowl) (9:00, DAZN)
Inter Milan (ITA) vs. River Plate (ARG) (at the 12s Bowl) (9:00, TNT)

(Winner of Inter/River Plate wins the group. If they draw, Montrerrey could win the group if they win by at least 3 goals, possibly 2 but I have no idea what the tiebreakers are, which would knock out Inter. If INT/RIV has a result, Monterrey would advance as E2 with a win. Urawa is out regardless.)

Gold Cup (same corruption as ever): Quarterfinals this weekend

And remember, as much shit as Auckland City got, they weren’t the worst because they drew Boca Juniors, so that puts Al Ain on the hot seat because right now the worst team to play all three games was… Seattle! (0 points, -5; Al Ain is -11 in 2 games)