This week, we had the first tie of the season! Let’s go!

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The AFL Ladder

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Round 8 Results

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Round 9 Schedule

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AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results

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Notes and Comments

It’s amazing that the draw between Hawthorn and Collingwood was the first one EVER between the two teams. I mean, these are two of the oldest teams in the league and this is the first tie?!?

I still don’t believe Melbourne is any good but I do have to admit that they played Sydney better than any team in the competition this year. They were right in it until the end. Maybe they are not as bad as I thought?

Gold Coast did indeed right the ship against GWS this week as I mentioned last time they needed to. On the other side, GWS is getting better and getting healthier, but they need to start winning games. Luckily for them, they get Essendon and West Coast the next two weeks.

North Melbourne hung in against Geelong but something happened at Three Quarter Time and the Cats ran away with the game. It was a good win for the Cats and they are now in the top six. Remember that the top six now get byes while 7-10 play in the new Wild Card Round. Top Four still get the Double Chance.

Finally, Richmond got their first win of the season in beating West Coast! They are now even in points with Carlton and Essendon, who also only have one win. Surprisingly, Essendon’s win was against Melbourne, which makes no sense at all.

Spam has extended his lead at the top of the standings with another 8 for 9 week while Yeah Right could only gather 6. Sharky is now in a tie for second place with Yeah Right, three behind Spam. Don’t forget to put the tips in!

If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.

If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.

See you next week!

 

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jjfozz

Mrs. Fozz away on business.

JUST GO BUY SOME GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN!

My response to the 15th time my sons asked what was for dinner.

Fronkenshteen

Stugots!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As was pointed out in the comments, the Inside the NBA crew actually had the scoop on this story:

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Gatoraids

Gone Fuckin

King Hippo

They need to all do a “who’s da DADDY?” test live on Jerry Springer. Wait, is Springer still alive???

SonOfSpam

He is not, sadly(?), but it’s more of a Maury Povich thing, and he’s still kickin.

scotchnaut

“Bitch wanted to get re-pregnated!”

-Tracy Jordan

Don T

Serving suggestion for the
ARS – PSG shempiens final
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SonOfSpam

Not beating the allegations etc

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll drink my own urine before I drink anything that guy’s touched.

SonOfSpam

“Well, sure, it’s good for you.”

-HHS Secretary

jjfozz

Ghandi would like a word with you

Doktor Zymm

You can watch the FBI ripoff of the Beastie Boys video for “Sabatoge” while sipping. The video which is, appropriately enough, about fraud

Horatio Cornblower

Victor Kompany not exactly holding back in the post-game.

Horatio Cornblower

Thierry Henry needs to be in charge of a country.

Or maybe something that would make a difference in the world, like Apple.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This game would have been more fun if the two goals switched places.

Horatio Cornblower

The ref just yellow-carded a Bayern player who (quite rightly) went at it him for his shit job.

First fan that tackles that ref will be elected Premier, and it will be a landslide.

scotchnaut

I wish there was a process/mechanism whereby if a player loses his shit (and no one is hurt) due to shitty calls that a penalty or red/yellow card could somehow be rescinded.

Horatio Cornblower

PSG 5, Bayern Munich 5, Horatio Logged Out 3x

Don T

Looking at PSG’s goalie, I think being in his 50s and having tuberculos—hold on.
Never mind. He’s Russian.

King Hippo

Dude looks like a meth cook from deepest, darkest Arkansas. Or maybe Okiehoma.

Sharkbait

Three missed hand balls. Wow.

Horatio Cornblower

I thought the last one was a good no-call, but the first two are inexcusable.

King Hippo

Luis Enrique has DEFFO been to multiple key parties.

Don T

Live look at Bayern Munich
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King Hippo

Credit to PSG, they put the nipple clamps on Bear Team. TIGHT.

Don T

Bayern’s offenssive urgency is truly Schottenheimer-like.

King Hippo

est ein GLEAM, men

Don T

Shot over me like a pass thrown at Chris Conte. How va, this endgame ain’t engagin’
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I always thought it was about a cube.

SonOfSpam

(partially filmed at Woodbridge High, whose notable alums include NBA guy Adam Keefe, No Doubt guitarist Tom Dumont, and mediocre commentist SonOfSpam)

Gumbygirl

You aren’t mediocre, Spam. Far from it.

SonOfSpam

I hope to get there someday! (also thanks)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh come on GumbyGirl he’s not that bad…oh wait, you meant “far” in the positive direction. Yeah, he’s all right. I guess.

scotchnaut

Would someone please call Bayern The Electrik Kompany before I go bonkers!

Don T

Even PR’s has more energy rai nou 😝

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Even Sherilyn Fenn can’t believe this referee.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Harry Kane should have just caught that cross and then drop-kicked it into the goal, because apparently that is legal in this game.

Horatio Cornblower

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And in this game it’s richly deserved.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t have any rooting interest at all in this game and even I feel like I’m about to have a ragestroke.

Horatio Cornblower

Same. I’m a full-on Bayern-Munich ultra right now, the only player I know on the team is Harry Kane, and I fucking hate Harry Fuckface Kane.

SonOfSpam

One of my favorite little Simpsons moments, the tone of voice from both of them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love that it references a real incident.

Don T

Bayern is getting the 2025 Chiefs treatment from the refs. Which feels…
Just

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It feels kind of unfair that PSG is allowed to field 11 goalies.

Horatio Cornblower

Wow.

There are missed calls and then there’s that.

Horatio Cornblower

“He’s lost control of the game”

Well yes, when you let one team use their hands during a game of soccer that’s going to happen.

Horatio Cornblower

Co-worker: (IMs me). “Hey do you have a second to….”

Me: No. Fuck off.

King Hippo

Olise and that Stalin kid…best wingers en todos del mundo??

SonOfSpam

Depending on how you view things, I guess Stalin could be a left winger or a right winger.

Don T

Portuguese Ref (#topical) calling the game under NFL playoff rules / CONMEBOL anything

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, I’ll count traffic later.

King Hippo

Things escalated like three SECONDS after I got the TV box on…

Don T
Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ, this isn’t even the same sport we were watching yesterday.

Don T

I am drinking more, emboldened by a killer spot where to hide my car keys. Plus an acceptable #2 identified for the cellphone, when the time comes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Watch lesser footy featuring teams I have zero interest in, or count traffic from a camera that I set up almost 1000 feet away from the traffic source? This would be an easier decision if the client actually paid me on time.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All right, ten minutes of counting traffic. Then footy.

Don T

You could say to tour client “A coupla Hondas and a Buick PAY. ME.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The thing is, she does the best she can. I just need to vent about it from time to time.

Don T

I feel ya ✊🏼

But seriously, you gotta watch this game.

Don T

Lady TUDN announcer (⬅️) has an ensemble I’ve worn to work many, many times.

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I did NOT roll up the sleeves 😖

LemonJello

Didn’t those shoes kill your feet?

Don T

Pointy brown shoes go well with dark blue pants. Worth the sacrifice!
/snaps
//shakes head sideways with duckface

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She’s dressed in a manner that would get her turned away at the door of her prom at a Bible Belt high school.

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Horatio Cornblower

When the Lesser Footy hosts were, yesterday, talking about closing down bars Kate Abdo said she didn’t drink and “what would I do in a bar”

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and the answer, of course, is “anything she wants”

(the shoulder is for Hippo)

Don T

Jei jei. Caribbean delegation reporting for Lesser Mandatory.

There will be drinking, plus

Predicción: BAY 2 – 1 PSG (7 – 7 aggr.), PSG goes through on pennoEs

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Do they not use away goals as a tiebreaker prior to penalties?

Don T

Nah, The away goals rule was eliminated a coupla years ago

King Hippo

The cray-cray (in the BEST way) away goals rule is gone, except in the continuing Imaginarium that is Hippo’s FM20 save…

Don T

CORRECCION: 6-6 aggregate. This is me sober. Only explanation: work will break my brain. Family, vices, or love merely dent the brain.

NotShogunButShogun

Swapping out one of the three meds with another. Similar side effects but no need to ice hands and feet during. Which for me means no more hauling fifty pounds of ice packs! A very small but acceptable win.

jjfozz

My oldest just went on a rant about America, says he’s moving to Portugal.

I agreed with most of what he said – 21 year old rage and passion – but part of me was thinking, “Wow. If your great grandfather was here he’d beat you senseless with a six pack of Bud grenade bottles and kick you in the nuts.”

Horatio Cornblower

Well, to be fair, his great grandfather lived in a country where hard work and dedication could ensure a better living for him and his descendants. Your son lives in a country where hardwork and dedication ensures that you can live in a tenement and stay just ahead of your school loans.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Plus in Portugal heroin is decriminalized.

King Hippo

go on….

Redshirt

The average lifespan of a democracy is about 200 years. So we at least beat the mean.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think our current economic issues have anything to do with the death of democracy, (although they may very well be contributing to said death), so much as being in end-stage capitalism.

Doktor Zymm

There are a lot of democracies that die in less than 10 years to pull the curve down, I would say we’re only in C- territory, about the same as Dubya while getting his MBA

yeah right

Italy has great visa options too. Tell him to research his ancestors.

Jimbo

Has he heard of bootstraps, smgdh.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It is stunning to me that there’s a team this season that is actually worse than Essendon.

LemonJello

THESE GUYS, THE ESSENDON BOMBERS, I CALL THEM THE TRUMP CABINET BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK THEY’RE THE ABSOLUTE WORST, YOU FIND OUT THEY HAVEN’T HIT ROCK BOTTOM YET.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You could say the same thing about the Raiders but I think they genuinely did reach rock bottom last season.

Horatio Cornblower

Noted wrestling impresario, baseball-team-owner, and Jane Fonda banger Ted Turner has died.

Which is how I learned that Ted Turner was still alive yesterday.

Horatio Cornblower

Guess I should have pushed ‘refresh’ before Blair Witching an obituary.

SonOfSpam

But you came up with Fondabanger, which is something liberal Brits eat.

Gumbygirl

Yeah, I thought he was dead too.

Redshirt

Okay, Death? This is the wrong “old, insufferable asshole”, but you are zoning in. Just keep aiming!

Gatoraids
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He certainly lived quite a life.

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Redshirt

I get it.

I mean, as the grand nephew of someone who was shot down over Vietnam, I wish she’d rot in Hell. But as a heterosexual male, I get it.

Horatio Cornblower

How was John McCain as an uncle?

Gumbygirl

She was young then, and people her age were getting killed for no fucking reason. She absolutely should not have gone to North Vietnam. However- the reason those guys got tortured is not Jane Fonda- they were already getting tortured before she went there. The people who actually deserve all of the blame for what those guys went through is the rich old white men who sent them there.

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Horatio Cornblower

Look, if we’re going to start blaming rich old white men then I….

Hang on, getting something in my earpiece…

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NotShogunButShogun

First chemo after the aborted surgery. They’ve been fairly silent since. There had better be a improved plan. I will go feral.

Redshirt

This is what I hate the most: the uncertainty. Just know me and my family are praying for you.

And if you do go feral, as standing DFO policy, I thank you in advance for helping to move my furniture between the hours the police asked about whereabouts.

Horatio Cornblower

Fingers crossed to the point of arthritis, man.

Gumbygirl

Hugs.

LemonJello

My old friend Insomnia showed up and we watched the Giants lose together, which was nice.

Wooden spoon, here we come!

Horatio Cornblower

Insomnia is a cruel mistress.

I keep a very dull book by my bedside for bad nights. ‘The Closing of the American Mind’ has yet to fail to knock me out within six pages.

Sharkbait

Well, it was a fun two weeks pretending Western was good.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

GWS WAS getting healthier. They’ve now added Aleer, Angwin (concussion protocol), and O’Halloran to the injury list. Hogan will be a game day test.

So….not great Bob.

blaxabbath

“… well, they almost looked like the Adelaid Doh!s in a close match against crosstown Port Adelaid last round…”

Sebastian Blax, making small talk at a reception at the Queen Mary on Thursday

blaxabbath

I read a headline that the Toronto Maple Leafs got the top draft position.

Is that the kind of thing that effects a hockey team’s playoff chances?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that a dark day for Canada or a great day for Canada?

Horatio Cornblower

Yes.

Redshirt

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

can’t wait to see how the Leaf’s fuck this up.

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