25 Questions About…

This

Of course, I mean amateur photography.  In case you’ve living in a tree the last 50 years, here’s the full sketch:

Now, I’ve noticed that we have a lot of awesome photographers here in the DFO stable.  Over the holiday, I was impressed with the fireworks photos posted by Brick and Unsurprised.  Of course, tWBS has graced us with his personal photos during his Sexy Friday posts.  I myself own a DSLR camera and have started on the “amateur photography” path.  I’m not that good, yet, but I find that the more I practice and mess around, the better I get and the more I discover.

As you may think, this topic tends to bring up….questions.

1- So, do 100% of you think I started doing this to get women to pose naked for me or just 99%?

2- You think that poorly of me, huh?

3- Or is it that you know me that well?

4- Would you believe that my dream is to capture an airliner in flight like in this photo?

5- I know Brick is popping a boner, but is anyone else as excited about that photo as I am?

6- Did you know I was fascinated with planes when I was a kid?

7- Did you also know that my dream job was to be a pilot but my eyesight is horrible and there is no way I could qualify?

8- Kinda ironic given I want to be a photographer, right?

9- I mean, you’d expect all my pictures to be fuzzy, no?

10- Is fuzzy porn a thing yet?

11- Do you think Fozz has made a “home video” with the Mrs.?

12- Am I infringing on tWBS’ Tina Erotic DFO Friend Fiction territory here?

13- Would you rather I just move along and get back to the original topic?

14- Have you ever taken pictures/video with your significant other?

15- Kinda fun,  right?

16- Have they made you delete them right away?

17- Have they also made you delete them in front of them?

18- Kinda rude but also kinda smart,  right?

19- Can we talk about dick pics for a second?

20- Isn’t the inherent beauty of the dick pic the fact that you can’t see your face and thus no one can recognize you?

21- What if you had a really… unique penis and it was instantly recognizable?

22- Would that be a bummer or a bonus?

23- I guess it depends on the… uniqueness,  right?

24- To quote Dave Attel, what if a man has no penis but three balls and one of them lights up and plays a tune.  Do you fuck him for the story?

25- When is Dave gonna get another special?!?