Hey guys, so, it turns out that WordPress only lets you use Gravatar for your avatar picture. The add avatar spot in the sign in portion is worthless. So, I added a plugin at the bottom to let you upload an avatar pic and use it. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I want to see those familiar avatars back. I tested it on JJfozz (thanks for being my guinea pig) and if anyone can’t find it, let me know and I’ll fix you up. Just remember, add your image at the bottom of your bio. Ask for help in the comments and I’ll get to you as soon as I can.
Goddamned WordPress. Why I didn’t do this in Joomla I’ll never know.
So, I just did one of the meanest things that I can remember. Get your custom avatars set, guys.
My god. You’re a monster. You truly are a Chris R.
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Arian Foster pulls his groin so much he needs surgery, and no one’s jumped on that yet? And here I thought I knew you people…
It’s been like 12 hours since a new post went up. What are you people doing, sleeping?
Didn’t you read Horatio’s post that said if this site falls under one PPH (post per hour) the bus will explode?
I must have missed that pop quiz, hotshot.
Depends. Do you consider alcohol-induced unconsciousness to be “sleep”?
Isn’t there a Bills preview due today?
RIP, DFO
You truly are the King of Kings, DTZM
Can we haz Rivebrog?
Fuck Yeah, DTZM!
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Now that we’ve washed off all the mud and the shit from the “Events of 7/31/15” I recognize most of you folks.
Hiya Kommentariat!
We’ve busted out and found new digs!
“Mighty fine cereal flakes, Missus McDunnough.”
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You even upset Carla.
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DON’T ANYONE UPSET CARLA! I WILL CUT YOU!
both sides.
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We may have to bring out the big guns.
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If Mahky Mahk was in chaage, the avatahs would nawht have gone down like that. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Let get some eye wash going.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c0d5fe6bc7f18b91d07e801e8bdb199/tumblr_ns65ylQKyd1rlb6iho2_500.gif
How about an auditory cleansing?
http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/2015/7/31/gorods-celestial-nature-shreds-up-up-and-away
(For fans of French Technical Death Metal, which, I’m assuming, all of you are)
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We were able to find the portrait of Christina Hendricks’ grandmother.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fd3744703d5edea9d1e141849d295a4e/tumblr_nlk0jn2pZx1qfbon7o1_500.jpg
Welcome new cummers! Nice to see former Kommentariot Block Kommenters revitalize their economies like Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan.
Take off your pants and get comfy.
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Hi fellas. So, for real, I went on vacation with the Spamily last Thursday (first time in NYC), and I was out of pocket until now. And, uh, holy shit. So our old site is done? I am really sad, but at least you magnificent bastards are still around. Looking forward to a new era here, and I’m pouring one out for our old stomping grounds. (Just kidding – totally drinking it)
Be sure to browse some of the posts around that time; THSU’s in particular is worth a read, as is the American Pie parody.
I wonder how many of our newcomers will read my underwear review post and wonder what the hell they got themselves into.
Also, the one about penis is penis. Penis!
Mightier than sword!
Welcome to the Terrordome.
moar liek terrorboner.
Yeah, it’s done. Fucking uproxx.
I too was on vacation. The party continues here now that ksk is doge.
I couldn’t believe DTZM’s neighbor’s sister-in-law is making $123 an hour working from home, go to lucky4you.biz to find out how.
$123 seems an odd number for a complete “round-the-world” with extry slobber.
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Welp, just got a call from my best friend from college. He’s getting divorced. Let’s bust out the whisky, men, it’s gonna be a long night.
Just happened to one of my friends as well. He’s handling it by living in complete denial. If he keeps it up he’ll be living in a cardboard box.
Tell your friend to lawyer up, ASAP.
I told him that a month ago, and I was an asshole then. Now I’m clairvoyant. But still an asshole.
OK, when he passes out on the couch pull his pants down, butter his asshole, and cook some popcorn in the microwave, but burn it. You don’t even have to Bill Cosby him, he’ll think about this for a long time and that’s what he gits for calling you an asshole for just being sensible.
OK, when he passes out on the couch pull his pants down, butter his asshole, and cook some popcorn in the microwave, but burn it. You don’t even have to Bill Cosby him, he’ll think about this for a long time and that’s what he gets for calling you an asshole for just being sensible.
Whoa …. whu?
NFL Memes has joined our new site!
Hopefully he doesn’t have any kids.
I don’t know what any of this means.
DTZM? Can you help?
I’m here. I’m alive. I reply therefore I am. I’m merely an unfrozen caveman Moonbatting Average, and this new reality confuses and frightens me.
It’s a good start.
what, i cant believe a bunch that believe in TELLING over SPELING would complain over what the wordpres overlords have handed them for avatars and just put on ther hard hats and get out their and comment like real gritty grade a grinders
its liek i dont even know you anymore and if you dont like it theres the door smgdh
I got my lunch pail!
It’s loading like, really fast now; what did you do?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a01910b672f5969bd7d9c97055cea99e/tumblr_nomx2xu9Ll1r097udo1_500.gif
For serious? I cleared up a lot of old files and changed how images are displayed. I hope it works.
SSSHHHHHH! I trying to confuse everyone but you.
Let me try again to refresh.
Do you use the YSlow plugin? It’s pretty cool. It tests your page and gives you some ideas on what is slowing it down and what you can do to speed things up.
I haven’t! I’ll check it out tonight – thanks for the heads up!
Don’t believe Moose. He’s right about the variation where it appears to be reasonable from time to time, but oh god it is agonizing at others. He is just trying to deceive you!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J3XcSwu2c7E/U__3DP6V-8I/AAAAAAAAMzo/wZfJZpJfzdw/s1600/KILTYmed.jpg
Not really, but it seems to very. I’m just glad there is a site that I can loue onto and does not delete comment or have pop-ups, etc. If you can figure it out fine, if not I’ll open another window and go back and forth if I have ADD.
Our IT guy has a deal that looks at test users and can tell the speed of the site at work, but I have the stupid as far as that is concerned. No seriously tek inept.
Plus gif.
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Question: is it time?
This was pretty good; a lighter fair the the IPAs, smooth, good, went really well with swordfish.
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16393/92375/
Not sure why I put this down here, but hey.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/mission-el-conquistador-extra-pale-ale/214792/
Not rated that high, but still pleasant.
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Hall of Fame game is this Sunday. Will this site (we) be ready?
Well… it’ll all work, at least.
Is there anything we can do to create a mock rivebrog before the Hall of Fame game, or should we use that as a trial for liveblog kommenting?
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http://i.imgur.com/S31i4ww.gifv
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Who’s gonna be the one to tell OSZ his anus is bleeding?
I ain’t cleaning that up.
Sorry about the carpet.
I knew we should’ve put in linoleum.
Try new and improved Buttpex (TM) absorbent pads for that ripped hemorrhoid time. So good British Petroleum should have bought a case.
My Owl is showing………….right?
http://i.imgur.com/LF7fOkQ.jpg
Yes, oooh yes it’s showing. You wash that owl … that dirty dirty owl …
Ever considered washing a donkey? Asking for a friend.
Spanky’s mom
http://i.imgur.com/jDzUCem.jpg
OH HAI MOM!
Is the thread open yet, or are we required to bitch about avatars?
We’ve moved on to the site being slow if you’re looking for complainin’ territory.
I’m just cranky my glass is empty. Other than that, you’re doing a helluva job.
Thanks, man. We’ll make this place great again.
could it be all the images? Also does the draft/trash folders need to be cleaned up?
Who is the asshole posting all thes………
Who’s runnin’ this joint???
I don’t like my chair, also somebody moved my mousepad.
I’m keeping your swingline. Also, if you could do something about the cockroach problem…
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Can you help me with my computer back-up? it’s not working right.
DTZM: “Well, let’s see if I can help. What is it doing right now?”
Well, nothing, and it’s up against the wall as far back as it will go.
DTZM: “…………. ………”
James Cameron ruins everything.
I think that worked.
Did it work? Can anyone see me? Hello…!
Ur Gud
Did somebody see a mist or like a fog in the wind? It’s like when the Texans come to town; you are not really sure if anything is really there.
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I brought my avatar over from ksk, fuck you uproxx. And yes this site is loading slow.
I went to Gravatar when I signed up here and there was my old, pre-uproxxx avatar kneeling patiently! Welcome back old friend.
Seriously tho; at our next Billings, Montana meet-up I will by you the first round of whiskey enemas.
Now the next step is to figure out why we are so slow. I understand we have more traffic now, but it’s really noticeable. Is there anything we can do about it? I’m willing to chip in if we need to buy more bandwidth or something like that. Let me know.
Yeah, this is really weird. Especially since there are really popular blogs that use wordpress without any lagging.
I’m working on speeding it up – it’s annoying me, too. I’d prefer if we could keep hosting where it is, and I’m going to exhaust all of my options before I move it off of the shared server. I do really appreciate everyone offering to chip in, but I don’t want to spend anyone else’s money until I have to.
Focus, focus; prioritize the problems.
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I think it is retarded.*
*Actual meaning.
Hey, if we’re trying to fund a better hosted website, my neighbors are on vacation for two weeks. Let me know.
How much can the have in a van?
Ahh, I’m sure there’s a pullout Kenwood somewhere. Thanks Mr. Moose. I’m home. I’ll need a cot and a 40 please.
Well, go ahead in; we can get some money for the eight-track because they are now “classic”…….
http://fromdortmund.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Small-dirty-room-sleeping-bag.jpg
Keep up the good work.
Anybody else take three addition problems, and four tries to log on? WEIRD!
http://33.media.tumblr.com/cc4307182f86ce6fa0074be2017e6ef2/tumblr_nsirc85P881rp0vkjo1_500.gif
Everything loads very slowly for me.
Hire some movers.
But seriously; Colin Kaepernick has that same problem.
Thanks for this. I was getting worried I was going to have to ASK SOMEBODDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
Thanks for working on this!
Where is my butt?!?
Pro tip; reach behind you.
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FOUND IT!
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cleaner.
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Both great. I miss my old avatar sometimes. That gif/video is hilarious to me.
The clean one is also higher buttdef too.
Your efforts are greatly appreciated. On your death bed you will receive total consciousness.
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