Subsequent GTD reflections

Welcome back to the comment of the week feature post ramblings. Hope you all are keeping warm and starting to shovel out, lots of cold and snows out there recently.  For all those that wanted to move upstairs to Canada, welcome to your new weather. For the rest, it will warm up in a few days and you can go back to shorts and sandals again.  Or not.  I’m not a meteorologist.

This week we got a started out with a non-Hippo thoughts on our collective superb owl hangover.  From there, we had some discussions on planes, that let to Howard Hughes  and then we have multiple chats about Star Trek.  Brick continues to drive around CA and post videos and we got Sunday Gravy back.  Considering there were no futbawl  games this week, it was a lively week.

On the pandemic front, my area is now moving out of lockdown and stay-(the-fuck)-home orders and into some stores can be randomly opened thing( don’t get me started), but it does mean that I can get a proper haircut this week.  Scared but excited to lose my 70’s extra hair.

As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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God bless you for handling this recap. My boy started sharting uncontrollably in the second quarter, and I still feel like I got the better end of the deal than watching from there.

Also: I’m not sure it’s legal to take the flavor packet from one processed food and put it on another. Snack mysogenation laws are still on the books lots of places
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

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h/t Don T

Jesus watches womens’ curling
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

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Wait a minute…”lady friend”…”hairdresser”….I’m beginning to think that Hippo is violating several requirements of the Shut-In Union.
Horatio Cornblower

I would go ahead and double check the by-line on this post ??
Doktor Zymm

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So I half-boycotted the game by spending the day out on the water then arrived home to flip on the game to see a guy with 2 hit songs try to stretch that into a halftime show. Little did I know that the Weeknd’s jockstrap-helmeted army was going to be the highlight of my evening.

By the time I remembered to log on here, you were over 1300 comments and I was sleepy from the rum drinks, but well done for keeping up the commentary for that shitshow of a game. I mean, every time it seemed like the hot takes were running out of gas and pulling over to the side of the highway exit, somebody else came Britt Reiding along and smashed into the comments to push the pile forward.

/at least no commenters ended up in the hospital clinging to life (I assume)
Downfield Matriculator

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(stands directly on Horatio’s toes)

The Chiefs suspended Britt Reid today, sort of like how the five year old girl is suspended between life and death due to Britt Reid consuming Adderall and alcohol and getting behind the wheel of his vehicle and hitting a couple of stopped cars which had kids inside and now those kids are seriously hurt and may die and what’s also galling is that Reid has had multiple DUIs and even a case of road rage and yet he apparently learned nothing except how to continue to drive impaired and wound innocent children even though as Andy Reid’s son he surely has the resources to hire a driver full time but instead Britt Reid chose to risk the lives of innocent children which is why he’s now suspended from coaching but no doubt still receiving a paycheck which he spends on more drugs and alcohol.

(steps off Horatio’s toes which are now crushed because I am fat)
SonOfSpam

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Paging Redshirt. Will there be room for Akili Smith?
litre_cola

Unfortunately there was no room for Chris Henry so they had to push him
herodotus450

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Someone who doesn’t know about DFO posted this on my Facebook for my birthday (32!) so thanks to BeerGuyRob for making this and making me laugh too damn hard.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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RIP Larry Flynt.

I move that this week’s Sexy Friday be dedicated to his memory.
Dunstan

I can look at maybe two, three pics of wheelchairs and I am spent! Looking forward *winks* to Friday.
scotchnaut

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found a funny:

It’s so weird cause I can still remember the cheat codes to GTA: San Andreas but not why I walked into this room
rockingdog

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Gin rickey, you’re so fine,
you’re so fine you blow my mind,
Gin rickey! Gin rickey!

(I like singing to my drink)
Dunstan

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Apparently the Texans have cut J.J. Watt, which inspired the following scenario in my head:

TEXANS: I can destroy a franchise in five moves.

JAGUARS: I can destroy a franchise in three moves.

TEXANS: I can destroy a franchise in two moves.

HOST: Destroy that franchise!
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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I will remember you

[camera pans across two sad faces]

Will you remember me?

Serious Voice: You can’t let these poor things endure these hardships, can you?”

Don’t let your life pass you by

Serious Voice: “For just 30 cents a day you can provide Steve Belichick and Jim Tomsula a dry piece of cardboard and clean drinking water. It would mean so much.”
scotchnaut

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“Salsa should never be served in round bowls because, unless your last nacho chip is perfectly curved, there will always be leftover salsa. Also, I should have spent more time with Britt.”*

*Andy Reid’s Shower Thoughts
scotchnaut

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Did DFO die for someone else, or … were I shadowbanned by the admins for wrongthink (that was a joke, ’cause … uhhh… apparently there are actual human that think that ^ is a thing that happens) ?
bk109

If the DFO Powers That Be would ban people from wrongthink, I would’ve had BANHAMMER shoved up my ass non-funtime-like a long time ago.
Redshirt

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My wife gave me my Valentine’s Day present tonight. It’s a pair of boxer shorts with her face all over them. I’ve been advised that I can no longer claim I don’t get enough head.
Horatio Cornblower

I guess you can get her a pair of panties at the next appropriate moment with your face all over them and advise her that your giving her more than enough face.
Viva La Tabula Raza

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Home-made Reuben sandwich:

Corned beef? The finest.
Swiss Cheese? The holiest of holies.
Sauerkraut? It was convicted at Nuremberg in 1945.
Russian Dressing? Da, comrade.
Rye bread? More Jewish than Tevye.

Brick Meathook

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Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.

Stay busy and safe out there.

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