OOH HOW I HATE THOSE SMURFS!!!

Look at them!  Laughing…                                                                                                                                                                             

…dancing…

…just SMURFING all day long!

That infernal Papa Smurf…so crafty!  So tricky!  Never does what you expect!

That Hefty Smurf!  So hardworking!  So gritty and tough!

Don’t even get me started on that me-first GLORY BOY Vanity Smurf!

And let’s not forget Smurfette!

But I also hate Grandpa Smurf!  So ancient!  So doddering and confused!

And Grouchy Smurf!  Couldn’t crack a smile if his life depended on it!

And Greedy Smurf!  Always stuffing his face!

But worst of all is Jokey Smurf!  I’ll never forgive him for what his “prank” did to my favorite player!

I just want to grind up those Smurfs and turn them into GOLD!

They’ve beaten me so many times!  Made me look like a fool!  But this time will be different!  I’ve created a potion!  One sip, and its bearer will possess superhuman strength!

Now all I need is to find someone to drink it!

Ah ha ha ha ha!  AH HA HA HA HA!

I’LL GET THOSE MISERABLE SMURFS IF IT’S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!