Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)

Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets tango with the Trashbirds, on national teevee (12:30, NBC).  That is, no doubt, today’s must see.

Don’t wake up to watch the braying Redshite fuckwits, as their side beat the tar shit out of Team White Lives Matter (7:30, Peacock).  Christ in heaven, talk about a match only a mother(fucker) could love.

Wakezilla: One reason you might want to tune into this game is because last week, when some Burnley fans booed the players taking the knee, the away Brighton fans sang: “Marcus Rashford is feeding your kids.” Will the Bin Dipper faithful do the same? It would be nice if they did!

The 10:00 window features two horrid TV options.  Villa/Barcodes (NBCSN) and Man City/Norwich (aka Alternate Trashbirds, USA).  One dire watch, one angry thrashing.  NBC really wants your Peacock moneys, y’all.

Wakezilla: It’s time to laugh at Blood Oil City, again. City haven’t sold out a single block of seats a day before the Norwich game.

One of the section has just under 150 seats available. “Da BiGgEsT FoOtBaLl ClUb In Da WoRld” indeed!

Last week was Drunk Jack Grealish’s debut for Man Shitty. Here’s a look at his heat map:

Even Drunk Jack’s heat map has him passing out.

Assuming you have Peacock, you can watch Leeds runs Everton to death.  Or Palce/Brentford, as the latter crash back to earth.

Wakezilla: You know who plays on Sunday and had a bad week? The Hot Sperms. It started off with them playing in the new, third tier European league against FC Pacos de Ferreira:

This must have intimidated the shit out of the Spurs because they lost, which prompted FC Pacos to post this response on Tik Tok, which has now been deleted.

Sunday is pretty massive, with Clubhouse FavoUrite Gooners hosting the Trespassers of Chelski (11:30, NBCSN) as the feature.  I know it’s only Week Two, and nobody but Man City and PSG has any money.  But if Arsenal look as bad as they did Week One – at home, against a bitter rival – Handsome Mikel’s job could be under immediate threat.  With Blues in the away section singing the old standard You’re Getting Sacked in the Morning.

Speaking of songs and bitter rivals, here is a goodie:

See you in the comments.