Author: Beerguyrob

Your “Well, That Was A Game” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Yes, the wrong team won the Super Bowl. Yes, to paraphrase many, the Bucs faced Mahomes, Rodgers, and Brees in the playoffs, and yet the QB who came close to knocking them out was Taylor Heinicke. Yes, it's a fact that Tom Brady now has more rings than any individual franchise. Now, let

[DFO] Hate Week & Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Site news: Please consider this a friendly reminder to any lurkers or casual observers of the site – if you want to participate in our largest live-blog of the year tomorrow, just click on the register link at the top of the page. I will try to drunkenly approve folks in the

[DFO] Hate Week & Thursday Evening Open Thread

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At last, we reach the zenith of Hate. No, not my childhood. That's for my "discussion" with the therapist. (Insert Moose gif here.) Something more visceral... There we go. Much like Tom Brady, it's time for Roger Goodell's annual appearance during Hate Week. Even as the season started, he knew he was up shit creek

[DFO] Hate Week & Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Tonight's target: This fucking guy. Tommy Fucking Brady. Goodell's precious little fucking angel. He who cannot be hit. How this fucking look is still worth two penalties & seven points a game is beyond me. I thought that shit ended the second he left Gillette's distribution network. He's made previous appearances in Hate

Welcome to [DFO] “Hate Week” – A Monday Primer & Initial Rant

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(As a brief aside, a big shout-out to Low Commander for his annual & delightful help with the photoshops.) Hi everyone, I'm Beerguyrob. I've been away for a while, recuperating from rotator cuff surgery. And in between hydromorphone tablets I have been trying to figure out how to ease back into my routines. One

Your “Later Gators!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: I'm just going to let the headline do the talking: Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys' win over Vikings Apparently, to make his point in front of very large African-American gentlemen, Mike McCarthy made his point to the team by having coaches roll watermelons in

Your “Welcome To Texas!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Fifty-seven years ago today, John F. Kennedy visited San Antonio & Houston. He gave some speeches & was reported to have had a generally wonderful time. He retired for the evening in Fort Worth, Texas, and expected to give some more speeches after a comfortable ride in an open-air car

“Even Sherman Thinks That’s Enough” – The Falcons Off Their Bye

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The problem with following Senor's post about the Jets is that he used all the good words & euphemisms for "bad". But what about other teams that suck? The Atlanta Falcons surely qualify for such words, as they were in a Super Bowl as recently as... oh fuck it, here's the

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Well, it's been another fun week of Donald Trump not surrendering, so lets take a look at the news: This charming fellow went by the name Peter Sutcliffe, but the press called him the "Yorkshire Ripper". Between 1975-80 he killed 13 women in northern England & attempted to kill seven more.

Your “The Skies of November Turned Gloomy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: Ben Roethlisberger is among four Steelers added to reserve/COVID-19 list, joining already quarantined teammate Vance McDonald. They all will be isolated for five days. Each will have to pass COVID-19 tests throughout the week if they want to be able to play in Sunday's game against Cincinnati. When