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Your Saturday Evening Post
I’m happy to say that, thanks to the efforts of our esteemed Internet Dad, the site transfer has held up & looks to be…
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Your “There’s Still No Gambling at Bushwood, Sir” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Hide Hippo’s credit cards – Caesars Entertainment, DraftKings and FanDuel have reached agreements to become Official Sports Betting Partners of the NFL.…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 4: Was The Discount Worth The Price? Setting: Ditka’s Steakhouse, Oakbrook, IL. March 11, 2021, 7:30 p.m. Pete Carroll & John Schneider are…
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Your “Shoulda Been You, Brady” Monday Evening Open Thread
New week; new server. Let’s see how it goes. NFL Nuggets: Julian Edelman packed it in today, minutes after his release by the Patriots.…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 3: Into The Realm of The Swoosh Setting: Autzen Stadium, Eugene, OR. February 25, 2021 In the parking lot, Pete Carroll & John…
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Your Easter Sunday Evening Open Thread
It’s the third day of a (Canadian) four-day weekend. So, did I get to go drinking? Did I get to kick up my feet…
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Sexy Good Friday? No… Good Sexy Friday? No… Good! Sexy Friday! Yep!
Hi everyone, It’s me – Beerguyrob. Balls asked me to sub in today, as he has a marijuana shipment prior engagement that cannot be…
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Your “Is This Thing On?” Evening Open Thread
Actual product, by the way. I salvaged this post from being a double Saturday evening Open Thread. I had it prepped in case Hippo…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 2: Draft Plan Boogaloo Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. February 10, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two men sit…
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Your “It’s All Terrible” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The big news today is about vaccines. Dan Snyder is going to buy out the minority owners of the Football Team. It…