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Your “All Killer, No Filler” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I know from the afternoon thread, and the early part of the evening one, that some people were hyped for the Kentucky Derby. I…
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Your “Is This Thing Still Going?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Well, the third day of the Draft started at noon ET, and this post went up about 5:00 pm ET, so let’s hope the…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 6: Gaze In That Mirror With An Eye That’s True Setting: The Bar-B-Q Shop, 1782 Madison Avenue, Memphis, TN, April 18, 2021 Ext.…
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Your “Touching Draft Week Touching” Monday Evening Open Thread
Three days from now Cle-Town is Draft Town! It’s also when Roger Goodell starts getting all handsy with guys who can’t say no. ESPN…
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Your Sunday Evening [DFO] Oscar Spectacular!
Look, it’s Oscar night. If you have relatives over, that’s what’s on. If you have a partner that likes movie or entertainment gossip, that’s…
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Your “Never Irrelevant; Always Irreverent” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Next week is Day Three of the NFL Draft, and you all know what that means, who will be this year’s Mr. Irrelevant? For…
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Your “One Week Until the Jets/Bears/Giants Blow Their Pick” Thursday Evening Open Thread
The Draft is next Thursday! [DFO] will be your Open Thread headquarters, so tell your friends. NFL Notes: It’s “New Rules” Day: Replay will…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 5: Out of The Frying Pan… And Into The Grease Fire Setting: The Indianapolis Crowne Plaza Hotel – 123 West Louisiana Street, Indianapolis,…
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