2017 Cardinals Bye Week Post for [DFO]

DFOing Good

blaxabbath - November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

Okay so, Arizona Cardinals bye week here uhhhh, let's see...let's see...let us seen here now... Okay! So, let me take you back a bit here to 2015 when Bruce Arians' "No Risk It, No Biscuit" offense was firing on all cylinders (thus, actually, minimizing risk), Carson Palmer was in the MVP conversation,

2017 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

Happy Halloween, DFO! Did you know that many Americans live in an alternate timeline where Hillary Clinton is apparently more powerful than the President of the United States? Apparently even the death of Roger Ailed couldn't break that spell. Anyway, there was exciting football played even when it wasn't pretty

An Occurrence in East Rutherford

Scary Texan Stories

blaxabbath - October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

Eli Manning: Alright Giants, play's a YZ Skipcat. Odell, we got you on this one. It’s a little slant but I’m gonna hit you high so you got time to turn it upfield. We still got third down to pound it for the first then. Odell Beckham Jr: You got it, Eli.

2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

I complained reported Tuesday that my weekend slate of games featured 14 total points by losing teams. With WAS putting up 24 on MNF and MIA rocking a Color Rush Goose Egg, the last five NFL contests streamed into my home have provided 38 points scored by losing teams (approximately

2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 24, 2017October 24, 2017

As I complained in the comments yesterday, my Sunday viewing slate was ARI/RAMMIT, NYG/SEA, NE/ATL. The total number of points scored by losing teams in those broadcasts: 14. I'm not bullish on the 2017 season. HOWEVA, Justin Timberlake is now officially slated for the Super Bowl 52 Halftime Show and Twitter

2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

I hear TNF was quite the event last night. Outside of the Color Rush uniforms, I know everyone likes to rip on TNF but -- and this isn't to brag -- I knew TNF was going to be better this season simply based on the fact that CBS/NFLN/AMAZONPRIMEVIDEO got away

2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

As is the cool thing to talk about on here, I planned to watch pretty much no football this weekend. I was gonna be all like, "Cardinals suck and adding an aging child beater sure ain't gonna make me tune in!" but then Twitter didn't give me a bunch of

2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

So I guess the Eagles then...good team, huh? That defense sure looks scary and the offense....it clicks. Probably all credit for that goes to Blount bringing in that P*triots culture (or straight up stealing it). I always thought that what a defense does against Cam says a lot of that unit

A New Look for Dannon

blaxabbath - October 11, 2017August 19, 2022

Operator: Dallas County Telephone Operator Extension Line Eight-Eight, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line with Mr Prescott. Cam Newton: Hey young buck, thanks for taking my call. Dak Prescott: Oh yeah man! For MVP Cam Newton, anything man! So what's

2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 10, 2017October 10, 2017

I'd be critical of the NFL for a slate of really bad games this week...but I don't want to be accused of not supporting The TroopsTM. In all honesty, it was tough mining for decent gifs this week but you've all done a lot more with a lot less in

2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 6, 2017October 6, 2017

So that, above, is the silhouette of Miami's mascot, T.D.. I swear, there is nothing about that organization that doesn't just feel completely lazy. And that's BEFORE the obligatory Jay Cutler jokes. They are a who team should seriously just end the season having only played 15 games. Anyways, in Quotables news, got some

2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you will about parity and any given Sunday -- a quarter of the NFL is effectively noncompetitive. Thank goodness the Rams made some sweeping changes and the