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2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)
First off, losing to the 2018 49ers is a Michael Irvin sized bump, Seattle media. Anyways, I am just now remembering that you all…
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2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-Christmas Games)
I’ve always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an…
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2018 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)
As I think was the theme in a rash of Hippo Thoughtz comments yesterday, I too get most of my NFL news from a…
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2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)
So it turns out I have a sinus infection. Also, these meds have me all loopy so please see below for your Week 13…
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That’s the Joke
Disclaimer: This is absolutely not NFL-related. It’s not even sports related. But it is joke-related. Continue at your own discretion. Or go back to…
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2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)
So Week 12, huh? Well, your injury report information is a novel available here. This isn’t important to fired Jacksonville Offensive Coordinator Nathaniel Hackett…
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2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)
Understandably, I got all mixed-up with the schedules and tryptophans and caravans and forgot about results last week. So a very special thank you…
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Football is Family 2
INT. BIDWILL RESIDENCE, THANKSGIVING DAY An unconventional Thanksgiving fare sits untouched on the kitchen counter. Presented on silver platters and crystal serving dishes, the stuffed…
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2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)
Holy cow there were a lot of highlights this weekend. Well, lowlights anyways — that’s more the currency around here. That said, as we…
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2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)
Week 10. I still have no idea what the deal with 75% of the NFL team is this year (usually I’m around 50%, honestly).…