Author: blaxabbath

2021 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)

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Welcome to Week 1 of another season of [DFO]'s Quotables. For those of you who are new to this #interactivecontent, it's easy. Submissions are provided below each week. Add your tag in the comments (either copy-paste the associated image or just make it otherwise clear what you're being funny/witty/depressing/etc about)

Nary a Hope or a Prayer: A 2021 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview

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Listen, we do this every year. Every. Single. Got. Damn. Year. Dogg. And what are the three common threads we see? 1. Team Owner -- and likely a rapist like his good friend, Justice Brett Kavanaugh --  Simple Mike Bidwill continues to be an "involved owner"; 2. General Manager Steve "BAC to

VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story

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As the evening Pacific winds flow over the downtown high rises and push south through his Balboa Park neighborhood, a young man sits alone on his front porch tiredly waiting for his Valentines Day miracle. "Before all this," as seemed to preclude nearly every first-date statement he'd made since last