The San Francisco 49ers, my team, my boys, feels now more like watching tape from one side of a 2014 Pro Bowl game. I am a realist and I know that growing a team from the ground up takes time and cultivation that is akin to franchise suicide, but this
Author: Covalent Blonde
49ers Bye Week: So Uninspiring You Probably Didn’t Notice We Weren’t Playing
What the fuck do I even say? What even is there? It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands Beastmode a tissue for his tears) or some other catastrophic accident, our lackluster season has been the culmination of systemic and repetitive organizational ambivalence and ineptitude.
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Welcome to UEFA Euros: The Poland Preview
UEFA European Championship—The 30-second Summary The Euros will be hosted this year in France for the fifteenth UEFA European Championship from 10 June through 10 July 2016. Spain is the current champion, winning their third title in 2012, tying with Germany for the most held and winning back-to-back titles at that.
This is How You Make MVP Unanimously
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San Francisco 49ers: a Team Preview of Who’s Left
Hey, guess what’s better than writing a season preview for a loser team that no one cares about, i.e. the Browns? Writing it for a loser team that is your own! Super Bowl 50 will be held at Levi’s Stadium. The Niners are in contention to be the first NFL team