INT. TRUMP TOWER - DAY. Boxed-in video footage of a conference room. Several well-dressed men sit around a conference table with their attention focused on a sophisticated middle-aged woman. NATALIA VESELNITSKAYA: ...and zo you zee, zeeze hacked materials can be of great help to your campaign, da? DONALD TRUMP, JR.: Wow! This
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Some Like it HOT
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY. A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping iced coffee. An athletic young man is waiting patiently in front of the microphone inside the booth. CONNOR, THE INTERN: So...what did you say his name was, again? PRODUCER: Victor Cruz. CONNOR: Are you SURE it's not Odell
Your “Holy Shit It’s Viper!” Thursday Afternoon Thread
Greetings from sunny Rialto, California. That's not where I am right now - it's where I'll be when this open thread posts. The forecast for today calls for a high of 103°, and I'll be working outdoors. (Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - Artist's Conception) The work is relatively straightforward, and I should be able to
DFO Radio: Hard Carr-ency
INT. SANTA ANA APARTMENT COMPLEX - DAY. A pair of sun-weathered middle-aged men are napping on separate couches. The room looks like an abandoned pawnshop - every bit of space is filled with cheap electronics, mismatched furniture, rubbish, and grime. Cockroaches abound. RYAN LEAF: [wakes up with a start] Shit! TODD MARINOVICH: [comes
Request Line: GIVE DEREK ALL THE MONEY
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A young man sits inside a recording booth, looking relaxed and happy. The PRODUCER is outside the booth, punching buttons and counting off with his fingers. For once, everything seems to be running quite smoothly. PRODUCER: Good afternoon, and welcome to Request Line! We are beyond
The Unbearable Litness of Being Josh Gordon
DFO Radio: A Greening to Remember
Request Line: A Greening To Remember (Part 1)
Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 2)
INT. RADIO STATION LOBBY - EARLIER A man stands in front of the reception desk at KDFO, looking around blankly. A cheerful young receptionist is seated behind the desk, and she smiles at him. RECEPTIONIST: Can I help you? TRENT: I sure hope so. My name's Trent Green, former professional NFL quarterback. [flashes
Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 3)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - EARLIER A pair of radio professionals and a large piece of electronic equipment are gathered outside the recording booth, both of the humans sipping coffee as they chat aimlessly. CONNOR, THE INTERN: ...and you can't possibly get any more vanilla than that. But you've got berry, and... TRENT
Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 4)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY TRENT GREEN sits in front of a microphone, glancing around the room with some trepidation, taking in his surroundings. He reaches up, feeling a set of headphones covering his ears. He glances up to see the PRODUCER tapping on the glass of the studio window. PRODUCER: [through
