EXT. NEW JERSEY - NIGHT. A portly gentleman in pleated khakis pulled up a bit too high steps out of the front door of a townhouse in suburban New Jersey. He ambles curbside, where a black sports-utility vehicle has arrived to pick him up. He hops into the passenger seat, and
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
You Gotta Unleash the Dragon’s Lair
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Raiders at the Bye: A Capital Idea!
What Magical Fantasy Land Do You Intend to Escape To?
Prisoner Ninety-One
ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, They're marching down the field, First down, first down, A touchdown we will yield. JOE HADEN A twelve yard gain, A simple slant and run. ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, We can't defend the 'gun. EMMANUEL OGBAH A bootleg fake, There's no receiver there. ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, And now you're tackling air. DANNY SHELTON I shot my gap, And
DFO Halloween Stories: Michael
The NFL Remembers
Beggars at the Feast
Hillary Clinton Gets a New Mock Debate Partner
INT. OFFICE - HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS, BROOKLYN - DAY ROBBY MOOK: ...and so that puts us at a 94% chance of winning the election and Obama's dream of turning the United States into a gay Muslim caliphate is one step closer. HILLARY CLINTON: I like it! MOOK: That said, I think it's now
♫…When Our Ranks Begin to Fall…♫
The miserable melodrama of the Cleveland Browns season continued on Sunday as starting quarterback Cody Kessler was knocked out of the game with a while trying to one-up Dan Orlovsky by throwing the ball backwards out of his own end zone. His replacement Charlie Whitehurst was also injured shortly thereafter,
♫…But She Never Saw Me There! ♫
♫ …set to the music of “Eponine's Errand” from Les Miserables… ♫ DUKE JOHNSON JR. Such luck! What a bounce! Such luck! Right back to me! So close to a disaster, I stand triumphantly. [sideline flies open] SARAH THOMAS Good God! Oh, what a rumpus! That ball, where can it be? DUKE JOHNSON JR. It's here! Just let me show you, I got it back,
