Author: King Hippo

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2023 Season

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Don't you just love the MANDATORY 14-hour marathon watches?  I sure does.  But shiiiiiit fahr, is it difficult to remember enough about it all for recap purposes. Execpt that Denver won, thanks to some remarkably dumb Q4 play from the otherwise career-day-throwing Strawberry Fields.  That really was...a game that happened.  A

Closing a FIne Lesser September – Part teh First

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September is such a beautiful time of year, and not just for the "windows down" time in the car.  That does make the outside world a teenier bit MOAR bearable, though. Also!  We get a proper Saturday morning of footy, with Villa hosting the Trashbirds early (7:30, USA).  I can't promise

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2023 Season

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DonT sent the banner pic earlier this week.  You can't read the caption because it's that kind of timeline - but it sagely reads: When you're dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats. As you may have noticed, despite a very good overall performance from the much-shat-upon Charmslinger...the

Glory Hallelujah, First Fall Saturday 2023

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Technically, it was still summer before.  And summer can get right fucked. It's not all rainbows and sunshine, as we get NO early morning fixture.  GUH.  Only three in the 10:00 window, as we go "Sunday heavy" this week, with some "name teams" in Zooropa.  City of Men hosting Robins Hood

Full Lesser Glory – Now Hopefully Without Nonces!

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Did you miss the Premiership last weekend?  Of course you did.  Even with NFL back on the schedule, one needs sommet to do with one's mornings. Obviously, sleeping in is much preferred to the filthy Redshite beating up on Wolves (7:30, USA).  But some of y'all heathens will watch anyway. 10:00 window

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2023 Season

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Did you enjoy the FITBAW?  I know you ain't a Donks supporter, then.  Nah, I still was content to watch the highest of all human endeavoUrs, for 10+ hours.  Beats a kick in the head, that's for sure. Maybe we make too much of Purdy Mouth's health scare and/or arm strength. 

Killer JV NFL Nighttime Thread

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First appointment viewing of 2023, as we stretch our buttholes for NFL WEEK ONE WOO!!! all day tomorrow. Ballsy: I'm glad Hippo is finally getting on the anal bandwagon! Stretching the butthole slowly and carefully is very important for proper and safe anal fun! Yes, I'm back. Although I might not