2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful. It's not just Eric from Lackawanna putting his injury settlement on the line picking them to go to the Super Bowl. It's everyone. The Bills are currently 7:2
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Rum, Simile and the Lash: M*A*S*H Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
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[Redacted] Them Dolphins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Seriously, screw those teal-wearing cockweasels (no offense to WakeZilla). Miami lost its 2023 first-round draft pick and 2024 third-round for violations of league policies related to the integrity of the game. Majority owner Stephen Ross lost $1.5 million and is "suspended" until mid-October. Minority owner (haha, not that kind of minority,
Wet Hot NFL Summer: Tuesday Night Open Thread
SEMI-SUBSTANTIVE FOOTBALL HAPPENINGS, PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The last NFL players are in training camp today, meaning that HOT CAMP ACTION that doesn't involve which counselors got caught naked in the boat shed. At least I really hope not. Remember, we're coming up on the anniversary of now-Chiefs assistant Joe
The Devil Made Me Do It: Thursday Night Open Thread
Surely They Are Not *All* Stars? ASG Tuesday Open Thread
Good evening, reprobates and scoundrels. As absolutely nothing of professional football consequence is going on right now, it's time for our annual celebration of awkward semi-competitiveness: the MLB All-Star Game. LATE EDIT: Atlanta Falcons DT Eddie Goldman apparently woke up this morning and realized he had accidentally signed a contract with
Rum, Simile and the Lash: NFL Meats Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Good Tuesday to you, reprobates! Hopefully the young week finds you in fine spirits, or at least drinking them. ACTUAL NFL NEWS! *The Chicago Bears and New England Patriots have consummated a trade! Notable first-round bust N'Keal Harry is exiting stage-left in exchange for a 2024 seventh-round pick. IMPLICATIONS ABOUND! -This is about
The Triumph of Shame: Thursday Open Thred
I'd like to start by congratulating our British readers on their new Prime Minister: Much digital ink has been spilled in relation to Boris Johnson's various scandals about his longstanding resistence to stepping down, despite being a giant festering ball of blubbering dogsnot. It's weird to the American eye, because the