They Say It’s Tax Day – Monday Open Thread

Yes, it’s filing time in the USA, though not in Puerto Rico. Last week’s blackout made the PR deadline move to next Monday. That’s fair. You roll with the punches. But it also reminded me of a brilliant boss I had. That boss used to say that a democratic government could

Sanity Check – Monday Open Thread

A handsome but kinda off figure sits at the laptop, although less pudgy than before because he’s wearing a shirt that by last Xmas fit fine until you sat down and bent forward because the buttons tightened and OK that’s enough scene setting. He types:   Complacency is the enemy inside. Overall,

Hate Hate Hate – Monday Open Thread

Cheating fuckers. With a little luck, you’ll be out of the tourney before the day is done. May you never win another sportsball event.  The quote and the banner are, of course, from tWBS /sterilizes floor tile, pours bourbon on it, covers with frying pan upside-down ‘Round these parts, hatred for the U*

Embrace The Anarchy – Monday Open Thread

[Note: this post WAS under construction. Thank you for your patience. /Turns to see if pandering worked Fuck alla youse] Last night, while aggressively ignoring the 2022 edition of the Annual Industry Self-Celebration, THAT happened and I got aware because DFO and Twitter exploded. I saw the videos, heard the audios, studied every

Pre-Madness Frenzy – Monday Open Thread

The NCAAs start later this week, but today is all about NFL free agency. Enough ados. The Bengals—the Bengals!—have been wheelin’ and dealin’ DT B.J. Hill (“3” years) OL Ted Karras (“3” years) OG Alex Kappa (from Bucs, “4” years) The quotes are not a bit. Remember: except for QBs, NFL contracts fall

Not Stuck, Just Tightly Comfortable – Monday Open Thread

I must have been in a morose daze these last coupla weeks because I failed to realize that the pandemic ended. The NFL dropped all Covid protocols, and mask mandates are on the outs seemingly everywhere (source: seemingly, K?). Here in Puerto Rico, where we’ve had strict measures since 03/20, it

How Do You Sleep at Night? – 2022 Presidents’ Day Open Thread

If you, anyone, lives in Puerto Rico, you can’t vote for the U.S. President--the President of here as well. It does get awkward for boricuas to celebrate Presidents’ Day, although not as much as U.S. Independence Day. So instead of woke musings, I rather concentrate on what Presidents’ Day does

Start of Offseason Monday Open Thread

I’m peeved. Despicable Stan assembled a team of mercenaries and their triumph leaves an indelible mark on history. But enough about the Marvel cinematic universe. Although Aaron Donald would’ve been perfect for The Intelligent Hulk. God damn; what a player. NFL NEWS No games until [sigh] September. Yeah, I’m bummed alright. Although, gotta say: this was