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Hey, Remember the Fail Mary? Week 15 SNF Thread
It happened 12 years ago, September 24, 2012, Prime Time. Pack @ C-Hox, a clear interception was ruled as the game winning TD by…
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Early Window Sunday Sub Job
Buenos días. Your friendly neighboUrhood Scotchnaut caught a case of the Real Lifes and is indisposed for posting duties on this most blessed (and…
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Become Revolutionary: Be Decent
Donald Trump is a proven liar, fraudster, sex assaulter, top-secrets divulger, and is likely a foreign agent. This declining and feckless creep cares about…
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2024 Titans Bye Report: Hostage Situation
I hoped the Titans would reach their bye at 1-3. Well look at that: they did. They say: have low or zero expectations, and…
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Roach at the Hen Dance: 2024 Titans Preview
About 20 teams dominate NFL discourse in all its manifestations, from yelling between fans to the hurling of fecal hashtags, and even “Letter to…
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Burying the 2024 Offseason – Sunday Night Open Thread
Stop all the clocks. Cut off the cellphone ringer. Mute all family chats. Program “Out-Of-Office” emails to run at lunchtime next Thursday, graffiti your…
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Media Whoring ‘Fessing Up: Sunday Preseason Thread
Perhaps I’ve had occasion to express to you that I am a fan of the NFL. And I can no longer bear the weight…
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Pre-Preseason & It Feels So Nice
This is what a local “Cloudy” looks like in July. Reason (1) for liking the current season. (2) is late July being the best…
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Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)
Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend…
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2024 Copa América: Uruguay, presented by Marcelo Bielsa
Before elaborating on Uruguay, let me address The Thing for single-issue Uruguay observers: Luis Suárez, 37, is in the squad. Uruguay won the first…