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2024 Copa América: Journey to the Extreme (Argentina Preview)
Argentina has Lionel Messi, the world’s most famous player. “Again!”, point out pointedly some folks my age or older who saw Diego Armando “D10s”…
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Subsequent GTD Reflections (Non-Union, Boricua Edition)
Hola fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back even though GTD is off on vacation abroad with Mrs. Decision—Happy Anniversary…
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A Quick One for New Years’
The 2024 National Football Lee League Year starts today at 3:00 PM Central, at which time the Ravens will formally sign Derrick Henry. Baltimore…
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Wednesday Motivational – Owning Deception
People are self-interested and never perfect: that’s as ironclad as human rules get. But I, a corny Old, also believe that sincere intentions are…
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Remembering 2023 (2023-2024)
The 2024 league year starts on March 13 and at 3:00 PM Central NFL free agency starts as well. Officially, I mean. The legal…
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Wednesday Motivational: Listening
I hate macho crap. The aggro, the bluster, the catcalls, the “words are for PUSSAYS” of it all. It’s a gushing blast of testosterone…
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Wednesday Motivational: Apologies
When I’m at peak misanthropy, I wonder about all the importance given to apologies. Nobody’s perfect, everyone says. It’s an accepted truth, such as…
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Wednesday Motivational: Try Again
The Arizona Cardinals were one thing I liked about the 2023 season. They started the legend of Black Powder (nickname of the season), three…
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Wednesday Motivational: Perspective
This is the last week of the 2023 season for NFL fans, the biggest fans of convoluted calendars since the Aztecs. Ask anyone about…
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Wednesday Motivational: Distractions
I stumbled upon a clip of Keyshawn Johnson talking to Michael Irvin about Taylor Swift sinking the Chiefs, a theory advanced by Skip B—…