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2023 Titans Buh Bye Report
If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
Well, hello. Your friendly neighboUrhood Maestro is on sabbatical in Europe with Lady Maestro. You get me for a sub on this instalment of…
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Enter the Preseason – Sunday Open Thread
This is the problem. Jesus needs to be decisive on the handoff. A deep zone is not Gethsemane. Just run the play as designed…
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Mind Reboot – PRESEASON Open Thread
Training camps are underway and the Hall of Fame Game is next Thursday. Call me Rod Stewart’s stomach ‘cause I’m pumpT. Mental preparations and…
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Alone: A Pre-Preseason Tale and Open Thread
It is the Sunday morning before the start of NFL training camps. (Ed. note: Woooo!) Roger Goodell goes to the underground pool of NFL…
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Art Talk, Gimme a Break It’s Still July – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I have dedicated much of my life to useless pursuits and I have the liberal arts degree to prove it. Let’s set aside the…
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Luv 4 USA, 4 Reelz!
[Video plays] [Fade in to a mostly steady selfie video of a shirtless handsome man, shot from the neck up, sitting at the beach…
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Summer Reading – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
[Opens book] The village of Carrasco de la Virgen settled by the banks of the river Torrente as if preordained by an indifferent god.…
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Nine Voice Mails & A Text: A Fathers’ Day Special Offseason Etc. Etc.
10:01 PM Happy Fathers’ Day, Roberto. It’s your father. I hope you and your… Wife, I guess, had a great day today with your…