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Mind Reboot – PRESEASON Open Thread
Training camps are underway and the Hall of Fame Game is next Thursday. Call me Rod Stewart’s stomach ‘cause I’m pumpT. Mental preparations and…
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Alone: A Pre-Preseason Tale and Open Thread
It is the Sunday morning before the start of NFL training camps. (Ed. note: Woooo!) Roger Goodell goes to the underground pool of NFL…
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Art Talk, Gimme a Break It’s Still July – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I have dedicated much of my life to useless pursuits and I have the liberal arts degree to prove it. Let’s set aside the…
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Luv 4 USA, 4 Reelz!
[Video plays] [Fade in to a mostly steady selfie video of a shirtless handsome man, shot from the neck up, sitting at the beach…
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Summer Reading – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
[Opens book] The village of Carrasco de la Virgen settled by the banks of the river Torrente as if preordained by an indifferent god.…
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Nine Voice Mails & A Text: A Fathers’ Day Special Offseason Etc. Etc.
10:01 PM Happy Fathers’ Day, Roberto. It’s your father. I hope you and your… Wife, I guess, had a great day today with your…
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A Bathroom Full of Secrets – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I am still shaken over a couple of things about the indictment against Trump for keeping, stealing, and hiding intelligence documents on U.S. nukes…
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Ungovernable – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
We enter summer, always a good time to stir shit up. School is out, kids run rampant (especially the ones in summer school), folks…
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Of Age – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The last couple of weeks I’ve stumbled upon articles about child labor violations in the US rising since 2015. Citing worker shortages, at least…
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Feeling Hot, Hot! HAWT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
On January 2, 1994, the Houston Oilers were leading the Jets 14-0 near the end of the first half. Houston QB Cody Carlson “fumbled…
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