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Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special
Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions.…
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Wednesday Motivational: 🎵It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Playoffs🎵
Good morning good morning good morning. GOOD. MORNING. Wooo! What? It’s enthusiasm. I didn’t mean to upset you. [mutters] Oh, I’m the asshole gimme…
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Wednesday Motivational: Appreciate, Reflect, Repeat.
Good morning, folks. I’m stepping in for tWBS in writing this Motivational because he’s still dead. Three years… Wow. Luv ya man [pours black…
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2023 Titans Buh Bye Report
If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
Well, hello. Your friendly neighboUrhood Maestro is on sabbatical in Europe with Lady Maestro. You get me for a sub on this instalment of…
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Enter the Preseason – Sunday Open Thread
This is the problem. Jesus needs to be decisive on the handoff. A deep zone is not Gethsemane. Just run the play as designed…
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Mind Reboot – PRESEASON Open Thread
Training camps are underway and the Hall of Fame Game is next Thursday. Call me Rod Stewart’s stomach ‘cause I’m pumpT. Mental preparations and…
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Alone: A Pre-Preseason Tale and Open Thread
It is the Sunday morning before the start of NFL training camps. (Ed. note: Woooo!) Roger Goodell goes to the underground pool of NFL…
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Art Talk, Gimme a Break It’s Still July – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I have dedicated much of my life to useless pursuits and I have the liberal arts degree to prove it. Let’s set aside the…