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A Bathroom Full of Secrets – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I am still shaken over a couple of things about the indictment against Trump for keeping, stealing, and hiding intelligence documents on U.S. nukes…
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Ungovernable – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
We enter summer, always a good time to stir shit up. School is out, kids run rampant (especially the ones in summer school), folks…
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Of Age – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The last couple of weeks I’ve stumbled upon articles about child labor violations in the US rising since 2015. Citing worker shortages, at least…
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Feeling Hot, Hot! HAWT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
On January 2, 1994, the Houston Oilers were leading the Jets 14-0 near the end of the first half. Houston QB Cody Carlson “fumbled…
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Wait: When Is Mothers’ Day? Whew! – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The draft is over, it’s a new month, and there’s still time to get my mother something. Praise Gamblor. The stress is real, because…
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Some Care for Caretakers: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Back in 2012, when hotmail was a thing and Jeeves panhandled for questions, Chuck Pagano got his first head coaching job, with the Colts.…
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Hi Hero, Bye Mehro – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I loved baseball. Then the ’94 lockout happened and lotsa new stats emerged which I still don’t know what they mean. But I still…
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Chatbot Therapy: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Just between you, me and my tinnitus, [checks around nervously to see if anyone is eavesdropping] Life hasn’t been quite excellent the last coupla…
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The Man: Equal Time Tuesday Open Thread
It’s great when you hear about diversity, which can be a drag—amirite fellow whites* * Said earnestly. When I lived in Snowland (Parts I…
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Easter Sunday Open Thread
The tight grip on customs and the calendar by Judeo-Christian traditions foist Easter upon this godless webspace. Honestly though, I’m for chocolate gifts (awesome)…