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Chatbot Therapy: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Just between you, me and my tinnitus, [checks around nervously to see if anyone is eavesdropping] Life hasn’t been quite excellent the last coupla…
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The Man: Equal Time Tuesday Open Thread
It’s great when you hear about diversity, which can be a drag—amirite fellow whites* * Said earnestly. When I lived in Snowland (Parts I…
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Easter Sunday Open Thread
The tight grip on customs and the calendar by Judeo-Christian traditions foist Easter upon this godless webspace. Honestly though, I’m for chocolate gifts (awesome)…
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Enablers: A Study – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
There are millions of ads, anecdotes, gossip, poems, psalms, stories and memes about true friends being those who stand by you and look out for…
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Feeling Like a Grind – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Last Wednesday evening, NY Mets brass rushed into a panic room after Edwin Sugar Díaz, the best paid reliever in baseball, tore his patellar…
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Give The Governor a Harrumph – Mel Brooks Open Thread
I must have been five years old when my father took our family to see “Silent Movie” in the theatRe. I got into it…
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Apathy: An Endorsement – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Why care. Nothing is permanent. Every tingle felt from eye contact, and all smiles, hugs, lusty grabs and “You were right”s are but fleeting…
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First Pre-Preseason Sunday Open Thread
[Walks up to podium, slight nod towards youse, adjusts microphone exasperatingly, grumbling atmosphere established] Cough. Hi! Good evening. Yeah… I’m also bummed. If only…
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Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2
Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged…
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A Valentine for the Shempiens – Round of 16, Gameday 1
After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is.…