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PreparatioUns Underway – Monday Open Thread
There has been enough recreational fitbaw the last couple of weeks to make it inevitable [grabs chest, sighs]… That Week 1 is Coming Soon.…
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Can You Smell It? – PRESEASON Monday Open Thread
You know those Pats fans who switched to the Bucs because of Brady? I bet devil worship is integral to their tailgates. But no;…
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I Read The Watson Decision So You Don’t Have To – Monday Open Thread
Today, former U.S. federal judge Sue L. Robinson issued her decision in the Deshaun Watson case. It’s a six-game suspension dot dot dot and…
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Welcome To The End – Monday Open Thread
The offseason ends this week—let’s dance wooo! The Hall of fame Game is August 4, the Thursday after this one. By tomorrow, all NFL…
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A Condiment Declines – Monday Open Thread
The only news that grabbed me today was the Steelers renaming their field as Acrisure Stadium. I had no idea what Acrisure was, it…
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Anger Is Dumb – Tuesday Open Thread
Diversity is a buzzword that has some heft. It compels opening your mind to different cultural mores or even languages, and letting go of…
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Trying to Tip Toe Around THAT – Monday Open Thread
Good evening, how are you? I’m personally ecstatic: enjoying the summer breeze from my new rental. It sure is nice having a view that…
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New Places – Monday Open Thread
Yesterday was Juneteenth, the anniversary of Union Army General Gordon Granger going to Galveston, Texas in 1865 to announce that all slaves were free.…
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Taking It Personal – Monday Open Thread
“Tell Michael it was business, not personal”, said Abe Vigoda near the end of “The Godfather”, and then Tessio gets the business end of…
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Memorial Day / Monday Night Open Thread
Today is Memorial Day in the USA, which honors their fallen soldiers in not-classified wars. I’m sure the CIA still resents that today is…
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