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Slave LaboUrs Recap and Knockouts Day 1 Mundial Open Thread
Hola, beautiful gente. Your regularly scheduled pachyderm is doing kingly stuff so excuse me while I hijack this spot to talk about an infuriating,…
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Chalk or Destiny: Argentina Slave LaboUr Cup Preview
“Oops, almost stepped on the country with the best fans, with the best insults, the best foods, with the best fútbol player and the…
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On the Offensive – Uruguay Slave World Cup Preview
Greetings, cretins. Line up your toothiest, bity-est takes for the farewell performance of Luis Suárez’s career. More accomplished nags than I will also expound…
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The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational
Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend…
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PreparatioUns Underway – Monday Open Thread
There has been enough recreational fitbaw the last couple of weeks to make it inevitable [grabs chest, sighs]… That Week 1 is Coming Soon.…
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Can You Smell It? – PRESEASON Monday Open Thread
You know those Pats fans who switched to the Bucs because of Brady? I bet devil worship is integral to their tailgates. But no;…
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I Read The Watson Decision So You Don’t Have To – Monday Open Thread
Today, former U.S. federal judge Sue L. Robinson issued her decision in the Deshaun Watson case. It’s a six-game suspension dot dot dot and…
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Welcome To The End – Monday Open Thread
The offseason ends this week—let’s dance wooo! The Hall of fame Game is August 4, the Thursday after this one. By tomorrow, all NFL…
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A Condiment Declines – Monday Open Thread
The only news that grabbed me today was the Steelers renaming their field as Acrisure Stadium. I had no idea what Acrisure was, it…
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Anger Is Dumb – Tuesday Open Thread
Diversity is a buzzword that has some heft. It compels opening your mind to different cultural mores or even languages, and letting go of…