2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 24, 2017October 24, 2017

As I complained in the comments yesterday, my Sunday viewing slate was ARI/RAMMIT, NYG/SEA, NE/ATL. The total number of points scored by losing teams in those broadcasts: 14. I'm not bullish on the 2017 season. HOWEVA, Justin Timberlake is now officially slated for the Super Bowl 52 Halftime Show and Twitter

2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

I hear TNF was quite the event last night. Outside of the Color Rush uniforms, I know everyone likes to rip on TNF but -- and this isn't to brag -- I knew TNF was going to be better this season simply based on the fact that CBS/NFLN/AMAZONPRIMEVIDEO got away

2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 17, 2017October 17, 2017

As is the cool thing to talk about on here, I planned to watch pretty much no football this weekend. I was gonna be all like, "Cardinals suck and adding an aging child beater sure ain't gonna make me tune in!" but then Twitter didn't give me a bunch of

2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

So I guess the Eagles then...good team, huh? That defense sure looks scary and the offense....it clicks. Probably all credit for that goes to Blount bringing in that P*triots culture (or straight up stealing it). I always thought that what a defense does against Cam says a lot of that unit

2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 10, 2017October 10, 2017

I'd be critical of the NFL for a slate of really bad games this week...but I don't want to be accused of not supporting The TroopsTM. In all honesty, it was tough mining for decent gifs this week but you've all done a lot more with a lot less in

2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 6, 2017October 6, 2017

So that, above, is the silhouette of Miami's mascot, T.D.. I swear, there is nothing about that organization that doesn't just feel completely lazy. And that's BEFORE the obligatory Jay Cutler jokes. They are a who team should seriously just end the season having only played 15 games. Anyways, in Quotables news, got some

Announcing… The #DoLoThroDo17 Challenge.

The Maestro - October 6, 2017October 5, 2017

I'm doing a stupid thing on Saturday, and I encourage you all to join me in this endeavour if you so please. If you want to follow along live while I do so, be sure to follow me on Twitter at @TSN_Jorts. I'll probably be starting around 1 PM EST,

2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you will about parity and any given Sunday -- a quarter of the NFL is effectively noncompetitive. Thank goodness the Rams made some sweeping changes and the

2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 29, 2017September 29, 2017

So we're locking arms now? Good -- I didn't want to #dogwhistle the alt-right to come 'both-sides' up Quotables every week. I mean, I guess that's the conceding the protest but, hey, it's not like a handful of millionaires would ever stand the chance against a couple dozen billionaires, right? Anyways,

2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 26, 2017September 26, 2017

Lotta "showing unity" gifs this week but, really, how much can we make fun of that? But if you got one in the chamber for such displays of patriotism/terorrism (YRMV), I'm sure you can shoehorn it in. But before we get to Quotables, here are your Power Rankings update: Last week (Week

2017 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 22, 2017September 21, 2017

Your Week 2 Quotables below.

2017 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 19, 2017September 19, 2017

First, your Power Rankings Update: Last week (Week 2): Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF This week (Week 3): Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN Why the 2-0 Broncos are still on the outside, while N*'s victory over a consistently-underwhelming Saints team makes for the