![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: Commentist Participation
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (625) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5094) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (504) Gambling (344) Game Preview (538) horror (175) Insane Shit (1186) Lesser Sports (1072) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (466) Life as We Know It (1058) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (580) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2922) Open Threads (4253) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (695) Reflections (774) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (510) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (243) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (175)
-
Mouth Flies Open: A DFO Advice Column
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
-
2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)
First off, losing to the 2018 49ers is a Michael Irvin sized bump, Seattle media. Anyways, I am just now remembering that you all…
-
Through Which Open Door Should You Go?
For many fantasy football players that aren’t me, this is a huge week. And for many real football players that aren’t in northern California,…
-
2018 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)
As I think was the theme in a rash of Hippo Thoughtz comments yesterday, I too get most of my NFL news from a…
-
2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Results)
So it turns out Blax has had a sinus infection this week and is still under the weather. Just call me a hunky fireman…
-
2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)
So it turns out I have a sinus infection. Also, these meds have me all loopy so please see below for your Week 13…
-
2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)
Having spent last night counting on the Saints to expose Amari Cooper as a fraud and deflate the Cowboys’ newfound confidence, I’m feeling less…
-
That’s the Joke
Disclaimer: This is absolutely not NFL-related. It’s not even sports related. But it is joke-related. Continue at your own discretion. Or go back to…
-
2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)
So Week 12, huh? Well, your injury report information is a novel available here. This isn’t important to fired Jacksonville Offensive Coordinator Nathaniel Hackett…
-
2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)
Understandably, I got all mixed-up with the schedules and tryptophans and caravans and forgot about results last week. So a very special thank you…