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Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap

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The Maestro - October 9, 2017October 9, 2017
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As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I could in a one-hour time limit. You can check the last post here if you want a further explanation of the rules... In short, I lived

Announcing… The #DoLoThroDo17 Challenge.

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The Maestro - October 6, 2017October 5, 2017
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I'm doing a stupid thing on Saturday, and I encourage you all to join me in this endeavour if you so please. If you want to follow along live while I do so, be sure to follow me on Twitter at @TSN_Jorts. I'll probably be starting around 1 PM EST,

Louisville loses 2013 NCAAM title; Papa John responds with slurred speech and cheesey cardboard

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  • I Guess You Really CAN’T Say Bomb On An Airplane

    Packers WR Trevor Davis makes bomb joke at LAX, gets arrested  (Yahoo.com) When asked about their luggage, Davis inexplicably looked… Read more…

  • THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I CALL HIM CUT

    BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM. Yes, the Raiders cut Marquette King back on Friday because Jon Gruden didn't like his… Read more…

  • Ummmmmmm, Mr Hardaway???????

    Sidney Lowe and Clyde Drexler are holding for you on lines 1 and 2. Memphis reaches agreement with Penny Hardaway… Read more…

  • Take this year’s Commentist Survey, folks.

    If you haven't already yet done so... we need #content from the #content mines!! Thanks for your input. Loading...

  • It Was Gonna Be One Helluva Party

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  • Snap Draft: “Fire and Fury” Audiobook Narrators

    That's right, folks, it's January, and it's time for me to start thinking about the same thing I always start… Read more…

  • For These Holidays, You Can Get Toys to Needy Kids in PR

    According to legend / Fact, the Three Kings traveled from afar to bring gifts to the newborn Jesus: gold, for… Read more…

  • Free Tito!!!!!

    He was only trying to help...probably. I mean is it his fault the official is a weenie and can't catch?… Read more…

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